HoF [REDACTED] v2.0: FUCK...We suck again!

How often has he done that one the first pitch?

 

Yeah this is gonna be a good day

 

This is going to get ugly

 

OZZIE

 

This is a fun game

 

Yeah, I'm feeling good about my homer bets so far

 

I’m glad we didn’t have to wait until the 9th to score.

 

That HR was off a 91 mph pitch fwiw since we know Ronnie has had his struggles with the FB.

 

Hell yeah Freddie just like we drew it up

 

Hah, that works FF

 

Oz’s contract is going to be so undervalue... his agent should be ashamed.

 

3-0 changeup. Interesting.

 

Whoa, 99 mph on that one

 

So is every hit now an “ambush?”

 

come on fred

 

Kakes saving an XBH

 

That's gotta be an error

 

lol that isn’t a hit. what an absurd scoring decision

 

Awesome

 

Come on Max these dudes fucking suck

 

Way to get out of it.

 

All good babes. Good work Max.

 

Kakes doesn’t call balls. A real pro’s pro.

 

I cant believe that guy didn't score from first

 

Hopefully Waters speaks Spanish so that our outfield defense will dominate when Pache is in center.

 

Paul Byrd explaining bunt decisions is my hell.

 

more messages on twitter to paul need to say “hey why are you such a weird, handsy, little freak”

 

Was he positioned in the stands down the first base line? Ball with decent air time in right center and he was nowhere near.

 

Bunting is not his game.

 

That’s how you win gold gloves baby. Can’t have an error if you are no where to be found.

 

Riley!

 

I like how they're pretending they questioned Kakes and Snit not bunting last night.

 

Lol

 

It is hot as hell today. He was probably deep in thought contemplating shaving off the beard.

 

Whooo Austin!!!

 

RILEYBOMB

 

Riley!!!

 

I just knew that was coming. Big River!

 

On the beach checking the score and see Ronnie 1 hit 1 rbi

to see every damn time

 

Riley starts spitting on sliders and he's gonna be something serious.

 

Gonna need some links posted of said bombs

 

Continuing to beat the dead horse, the replay of Fried on that "double" was pretty good.

 

I would like to announce that this will be the final iteration of RILEYBOMB. Going forward, all Austin Riley homeruns will be followed by RIVERBOMB. Please respect my decision.

 

If you type in Ronald Acuna and Austin Riley into twitter, the top results will be their most recent dingers.

 

I like to give fellow smoltzy posters the opportunity to obtain likes

 

"It's HOT. 103 on the field."

Shot of thermometer on field showing 93.....

 

If you use Google, be careful including the word dingers in your search.