HoF [REDACTED] v2.0: FUCK...We suck again!

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  1. clemsontyger04

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    Doolittle was so fucking annoying at UVA
     
  2. jrmy

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    Yeah it’s not even close
     
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  3. Baby Boy

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    Lucky as fuck.
     
  4. clemsontyger04

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    Fuck I thought he sailed it
     
  5. jrmy

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    Wes Parsons baby

    Our savior
     
  6. Dick Dollars

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  7. jrmy

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    Need Gausman to put together a good outing
     
  8. Baby Boy

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    Pathetic execution tonight. Just a fuckin awful effort tonight. Awful awful loss.

    We had them on the ropes with a chance to win the series and we stepped on our dicks over and over and over again tonight. Fuckin terrible game.
     
  9. jrmy

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    Every loss is an awful awful loss for you
     
  10. Rb8

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    Shit...I’ll be honest. They beat our eyes in Thursday night, we tried to blow it last night, and we got out-classed tonight. Right now, we don’t look like a team that should win the division. They do.
     
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  11. Degausser

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    Offense has been mostly dogshit since the break. Really frustrating night.
     
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  12. Baby Boy

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    Fuck off.

    We shit the bed tonight. No other way of spinning it. We threw our best pitcher and lost. Now we have a complete wild card pitching tomorrow. This loss stings bad.
     
    #75662 Baby Boy, Jul 20, 2019
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  13. J10

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    Would be really cool to not play like complete idiots every time we play Washington
     
  14. Baby Boy

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    Again I'll throw this stat out. We've scored more than four runs twice (once in extras) since July 4th (12 games).
     
  15. Degausser

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    It's strange because I feel like we've put together some really good ABs early in games to run up pitch counts, but it's not turning into anything most of the time.
     
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  16. Baby Boy

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    Exactly man. We're also scoring like a run early then doing nothing for a large part of the game. It's just frustrating. I don't know what's going on. My stat is random but it's true. Hard to win a lot of games scoring 4 or less.
     
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  17. It'sAlwaysSunnyInAthens

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    Not ideal.. Similar to Max.
     
  18. clemsontyger04

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    Dont fuck this up Gausman

     
  19. Baby Boy

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    Just win tomorrow. Get the split and they gain nothing after all of this. It's hard to have perspective when we've played great baseball for close to two months. But if we win tomorrow we will be 6-4 since the break. It would be hard to be upset going 6-4 @SD, @Milw and vs the team with the best record in baseball the last two months. That's a big if but it would be pretty big.
     
    #75669 Baby Boy, Jul 20, 2019
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  20. It'sAlwaysSunnyInAthens

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    Had a parlay and a string of IF win bets that everything hit but the Braves. Would have paid like 500.
     
  21. Louis Holth

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    I didn’t get to watch after we went up 1-0, thanks to my expanding social circle, but how in the hell is Minter still on the big league roster? He was trash before he was sent down and has been trash since returning.
     
  22. Degausser

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    Really need the offense to show up and beat the hell out of Ross like they should.
     
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    AJ’s are the worst.
     
  24. Baby Boy

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    Who's this Jeremy Walker dude?

    Shoot Minter to the moon and bring him up.

     
  25. jrmy

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    He’d been a starter that hadn’t got past Florida and then they put him in the bullpen in Mississippi and he had a really good year this year. He’s only been at Gwinnett like a month now.

    He’s probably a long relief guy if he ever makes it up.
     
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  26. Baby Boy

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    I mean with a name like Jeremy he's gotta be awesome right :awesomeface:.
     
  27. Baby Boy

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    Had to be at work at 630 this morning so don't judge my early posting.
     
  28. Arkadin

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    I do not like Sunday night baseball
     
  29. Louis Holth

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    I’d argue he has to suck
     
  30. Louis Holth

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    But I bet you love their mics
     
  31. jrmy

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    Stop fronting Lou
     
  32. It'sAlwaysSunnyInAthens

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    Some good stuff in this Olney article about the giants situation..

    4. Because of the Dodgers' division dominance, the Giants' only postseason hope is to crawl through a wild card portal and somehow get through October -- which is exactly what they did just five years ago, when Bumgarner carried them to a championship, a memory that is still fresh for Giants players, staff and fans. Zaidi did not live that experience, but he is well aware of its lasting power.

    5. Giants manager Bruce Bochy is in his last year of a career that will culminate with him making an induction speech in Cooperstown, and there is building sentiment that everything happening now should be part of a grand encore.

    6. Bumgarner is a legacy player, as important to the Giants' franchise history as Mariano Rivera is to the Yankees, as Edgar Martinez is to the Mariners. And he's been pitching much better of late, having seemingly gone through a transformation similar to that of CC Sabathia -- throwing more off-speed pitches, a shift that has improved the effectiveness of his fastball.

    In Bumgarner's last start against the Mets, 65 percent of his pitches were off-speed, one of the highest ratios of his career, and he allowed one run over nine innings (in a game the Giants eventually won in 16 innings). Over his past five starts, opponents have hit .219 against Bumgarner with a .343 slugging percentage.

    7. Some executives believe that by the time we get to the last hours before the trade deadline, there will be a lot of starting pitchers and relievers available, and if that's the case, then it could depress the possible return that the Giants or any other seller would get. It's possible, one evaluator indicated, that if San Francisco decided to unload some relievers, it might get offered Grade C prospects.

    So it will be left to Zaidi to sort through all of that, to weigh the legacies of Bochy and Bumgarner and the wild-card factors, and to decide whether to buy or sell. As of Saturday evening, sources said, the Giants were intent on riding out the current wave of wins and seeing where it takes them. San Francisco has eight games before the 4 p.m. ET deadline on the last day of July -- today's series finale against the Mets, three home games against the Cubs, three in San Diego next weekend, and then a road game in Philadelphia the night of July 30.

    If the Giants continue to play well, it's possible they will add before the deadline -- not expensive pieces necessarily, but players like Dickerson, who might represent upgrades. And if the winning stops, San Francisco could become sellers, with Bumgarner standing as the marquee trade chip.

    If Zaidi does become a seller, he must decide whether any particular offer for Bumgarner is that much better than what the Giants would get if the lefty walked away as a free agent -- a draft pick, assuming that San Francisco would extend a qualifying offer of about $18 million -- to justify the swap of a legacy pitcher.

    No one yet knows what the Giants will do before July 31. The only sure thing is that their recent stretch of success has created a great set of complications for Zaidi to consider.
     
  33. Louis Holth

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    It’s not fronting, it’s flirting.
     
  34. Louis Holth

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    Sunday night baseball is so awful
     
  35. bcuga

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    Some material for Tobias for his private time

     
  36. Louis Holth

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    Tobias gonna need to change his underwear after he opens this page
     
  37. Connor Norman

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    That’s a pretty lackluster bulge
     
  38. Louis Holth

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    Have you seen the radar gun when he pitches?
     
  39. Connor Norman

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    No. They don’t register speeds below the hitting speed.
     
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  40. Louis Holth

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    Folks, I’ve been slacking lately, but slack no more! Today’s P2C and locks are in:

    P2C: Fred
    Locks: Braves -2.5, Fred over 1.5 H -140, Bae O 1.5 H -120, Gausy O 15.5 outs recorded +120.

    And as always bet confidently as these are backed by the Tobias money back guarantee*
     
  41. Louis Holth

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    Gausy will have a QS today but when Fred hits four homers today he’s sort of gotta be my P2C. Let’s get this conference win!
     
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  42. Baby Boy

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    Thank you for stepping away from your numerous social circles to give us this.

    I'm pretty sure we've gone 1-4 without your P2Cs. This skid was your fault, fam. It's science.

    Please keep your priorities straight going forward.
     
  43. Degausser

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    Ender back in the lineup tonight
     
  44. It'sAlwaysSunnyInAthens

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    Was going to make some comment about how shitty our options are with Ender and Riley but then I remembered how amazing chuck and Joyce are. :crossedarms:
     
  45. Virgil Caine

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    Folty’s gonna go from All-Star to non-tendered in like a 15-month span.
     
  46. Where Eagles Dare

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    Same result as river
     
  47. Louis Holth

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    Ender over Joyce is a fucking joke. I want to like snit but this shit is intolerable.
     
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  48. Louis Holth

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    At this point Joyce should at least see half the righties in LF.
     
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  49. Virgil Caine

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    Or they should have one of Duvall/Demeritte up to give Riley/Markakis regular rest and up any trade value they have.
     
  50. One Two

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    Rosenthal and DOB reporting Giles is actual our high priority Jays target. Could also lump in Stroman in a deal