HoF [REDACTED] v2.0: FUCK...We suck again!

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  1. Louis Holth

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    If this series is the last stand on pitchers hitting, then let’s win this one for pitchers that rake #loveshitting
     
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  2. devine

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    Every player on the pirates is an all star in my eyes
     
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  3. Tobias

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    maximus is a finalist for the silver slugger

    that is the only trophy i care about. can't wait for manfred to announce the winners at 4am est the day after thanksgiving #GrowTheGame
     
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  4. Clown Baby

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    It’s pretty wild that Ian’s pitched 7 playoff games to 30 in the regular season. He’s not going super deep in them but his ERA is 1.47.
     
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  5. Where Eagles Dare

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    This was declared pages ago. Lmbobias slow to adjust once again
     
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  6. Tobias

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    calling a soler hr tonight
     
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  7. Jake Barnes

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    I know we still have the Series, but I’m dreading how we handle that.
     
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  8. Louis Holth

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    When CB has little Bralynnanne, Kevan and Brystopher in line at Walmart at 4 am for their Black Friday deals, it’ll bring a great smile to his tired, cash strapped face.
     
  9. Louis Holth

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    That’s called analysis not reporting.

    Loubias is paid for our beautiful minds, not our beautiful connections (although they are immense)
     
  10. Snakes

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    it's been my workout sweatshirt in the mornings for like several years now. just had to pull it out today to represent.
     
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  11. Tobias

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    it’s pretty heart warming that us cancelling the season and guaranteeing a world series run ended up ensuring that christmas wasn’t also cancelled in the cb household
     
  12. Louis Holth

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    “Sometimes you have to cancel something to gain everything”

    -Loubias
     
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  13. Louis Holth

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    ^^hang that sign above all your “Live, Laugh, Love” signs, fellas^^
     
  14. Deuce

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    Loves Hitting or Love Shitting?
     
  15. Louis Holth

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    Yes
     
  16. Tobias

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    sometimes gaining nothing cancels everything (sterling lying about having a fiancée)
     
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  17. Stone Cold Steve Austin

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    What if KyWri is just nasty now
     
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  18. Tobias

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    so you admit he wasn’t good before
     
  19. Jake Barnes

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    If the numbers are right and we exercise all options, the Morton deal pushes our committed payroll to something like $170M going into 2022.

    That’s with an unsigned Freddie, D’Arnaud, Soler, Rosario, Smyly, and Adrianza.
     
  20. Stone Cold Steve Austin

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    Nastier*
     
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  21. Clown Baby

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    Shopping at Walmart? What am I, homeless?
     
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  22. It'sAlwaysSunnyInAthens

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    Are you sure? How do we jump that much with losing Freddie. Also, Tda is signed.

    Edit: I'm seeing 136 including Duval option.
     
  23. Stone Cold Steve Austin

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    I’ve always liked the idea of KyWri more than the actual performance
     
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  24. Tobias

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    tda is signed
     
  25. Clown Baby

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    It’s game 1 of the World Series. Who gives a shit about next years team right now
     
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  26. Louis Holth

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    Something doesn’t seem right here
     
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  27. Louis Holth

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    Loubias and whatever you defunct company is now named can agree on this front.
     
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  28. Tobias

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    4 more wins the next 8 days and i do not care if we go 0-162 next year
     
  29. Clown Baby

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    We’re bringing everybody back because Ozzie will agree to take a pay cut

    [​IMG]
     
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  30. Tobias

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    cb is impressed by the energy wash has brought and thus adopted the non problematic name “enron”
     
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  31. jplaYa

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    I’m still laughing at CB’s son Brystopher
     
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  32. Clown Baby

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    CB Dynastics is thriving and for just $500 I can get you in on the ground floor and give you the tools to be your own boss
     
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  33. Louis Holth

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    Wonder where GB is before today’s WS game one?

    lol no I do not wonder rip
     
  34. Jake Barnes

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    It’s not right; I was looking at baseball-reference and realized a lot of their numbers are wrong. Disregard.
     
  35. Boom TittyMilk

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    I mean if you can’t trust baseball-reference, who else can you trust?
     
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  36. Louis Holth

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    I wouldn’t do that. Unsurprisingly, the learning disorder gene actually doesn’t skip a generation in CB’s line contrary to the saying.
     
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  37. Where Eagles Dare

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    As much as I hate liberty media I don't think your numbers are right
     
  38. Lt. Pete Mitchell

    Lt. Pete Mitchell 2021 National Champions woof woof woof
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    My body is ready for tonight. My liver screams for help
     
  39. It'sAlwaysSunnyInAthens

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    We are going to be like 165 with Freddie and Duval.
     
  40. Louis Holth

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    The revenue on these WS games should cover most of Fred’s contract.
     
  41. It'sAlwaysSunnyInAthens

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    And having crazy attendance this year. Read earlier that 2019 was our franchise record for revenue. We were almost back to that level this season BEFORE this the playoff run.
     
  42. Where Eagles Dare

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    2022

    Right now we're at 135mm according to SpoTrac. That's with Dansby going to 10, Ron's bump to 15, Ozunas 16mm, Morton's new contract, Joc's 10 and Duval's 7.

    So, there's no reason why we can't go to 180. Give Fred 30-35. Hopefully tell Ozuna to fuck off. Give that 16 to Soler and Eddie. We're sitting at say 165. Throw some money at the Pen and get us up to 175-180.

    Joc/Soler/Eddie/Duval is a solid rotation for 2 OF spots, a bench bat, and a DH
     
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  43. Clown Baby

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  45. Jake Barnes

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    Ozuna should be done. Soler gives us equivalent production with fewer beaten wives.
     
  46. Louis Holth

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    wes tegg pls ban Jake Barnes and Jake Scott from this thread.

    One of them ruined our vibe today. One of them could be the other, so we can only be so careful.
     
  47. Tobias

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    stuhly just typed a unibomber manifesto on our payroll give him the boot too
     
  48. Stone Cold Steve Austin

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    I’ll be sneaking GoGurt out of Clown Baby ‘s office fridge so I’ll be a net negative for Liberty
     
  49. Jake Scott

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    Couldn't be me.
     
  50. Louis Holth

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    I’d be pretty shocked if “GoGurt” was not a euphemism for something very sexual.