HoF [REDACTED] v2.0: FUCK...We suck again!

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  1. SC

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    First time Riley has been lower than the cleanup spot this year, and just the 2nd time he's hit lower than 3rd.
     
  2. Virgil Caine

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    Riley skidding doesn’t even really concern me.

    It’s that Ozuna has been terrible since the bubble season.

    Ozzie has been…not good and kind of skates by on it.

    And Duvall is a platoon guy that they play basically every day.

    Nevermind that they probably rushed the franchise player back.

    Things are great.
     
  3. Stone Cold Steve Austin

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    What if the Braves think that TD is better than Ron and that’s why he’s playing.
     
  4. Gaknight

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    Glad it’s only one or the other in your scenario
     
  5. Gin Buckets

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    Ozuna's BABIP is .214... I think he'll be OK once the dog days hit and the ball is sailing more. It just sucks real bad until then. He's also mashing balls that are just dying at the track.

    Also, last night was the worst loss of the season for me. I was so amped up for that Dansby homerun only to be let down the following inning. Bullpen has been nails pretty much all season, and then last night happens at the worst possible time.
     
  6. ashy larry

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  7. gus_chiggins

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    Jesus Christ. Season might be actually canceled now
     
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  8. Louis Holth

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    Well we’re now cursed from our WS
     
  9. HtownTide

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  10. Quick

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    Why not bunt your #9 hitter when the lead off gets on base… instead he swings and misses on 3straight pitches.
     
  11. gus_chiggins

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    “Now would be a great time for Olson to visit the Chop House” - Chip

    *Immediately strikes out*
     
  12. jrmy

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    Just cut Ozuna
     
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  13. jrmy

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    He chases more balls than almost anyone in baseball, even slight regression there wouldn’t make him playable

    Dude is garbage
     
  14. Gaknight

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    Wash sends everyone but holds up TD?

    WHAT?
     
  15. jrmy

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    Did they just say Braves legend Ryan Flaherty is a Padres coach?
     
  16. bcuga

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    Guess Morton just needed some more warm up games after spring training. Dealing right now.
     
  17. gus_chiggins

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    Has Ozzie’s plate discipline without the occasional big hits
     
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  18. gus_chiggins

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    Lol someone other than fucking chip calls for a hit and it happens for Austin. Of course
     
  19. bcuga

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    Nice catch Td!
     
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  20. Clown Baby

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    I will not stand for these antivax jabronis besmirching Zagnuts
     
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  21. gus_chiggins

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    Massive facepalm

     
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  22. jrmy

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    Let’s murder Ozuna
     
  23. Degausser

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    Can we just like fire him?
     
  24. Tobias

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    you must fulfill at least one of the following three requirements to be a braves player:

    1. be a good hitter
    2. be good on defense
    3. not beat women

    ozuna fails all 3 tests
     
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  25. Degausser

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    Minter has been absurd.

    0.72 FIP before than inning
     
  26. Degausser

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  27. bcuga

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    Smith with some poor luck this series
     
  28. Quick

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    I can see where this is going…
     
  29. Fuck this

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  30. bcuga

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  31. jrmy

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    I hate this team
     
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  32. Degausser

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  33. Degausser

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    Thank god we won that WS last year
     
  34. gus_chiggins

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    Just infuriating stuff
     
  35. Degausser

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    This is all on Olson
     
  36. Tobias

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    i know i said i wouldn’t get upset about this team for a good amount of time post title but there’s just too much bama in me pawwwwlllll

    this is infuriating
     
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  37. Degausser

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    This team really really sucks to watch right now, but I do feel like the WS took a little bit of the edge off for me.
     
  38. bcuga

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  40. Gin Buckets

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    These games. 2 errors when it matters most. :killme:
     
  41. seanofthedead86

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    What in the absolute fuck was that
     
  42. Drown ‘Em

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    Wtf was Dansby doing there?
     
  43. Fuck this

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    thinking about Freddie
     
  44. Drown ‘Em

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    Well if he was thinking Freddie would have gotten the ball Olson booted, that makes two of us.
     
  45. gus_chiggins

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  46. rv12

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    Riley was even worse.
     
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  47. gus_chiggins

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    Pinch hitting with Duvall :pffft:
     
  48. Gin Buckets

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    Can't get out of our own way... This is awful. Wasn't Will's fault, because it was the defense's, but I was surprised to see Snit send Will in the 8th after his night last night. The mood, for me anyway, was ominous.
     
  49. Clown Baby

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