HoF [REDACTED] v2.0: FUCK...We suck again!

We all saw that coming. When Soler gets timing of a pitcher he just owns them

 

O’Day also just sucks

 

That curve to Anderson was sick

 

Stephens is fucking nails

 

Righty Matzek

 

WILD BILL X 2

 

We literally have to start him every day. Somewhere.

 

Leave this man in the lineup

 

Stop trying to make oppo taco happen

 

Put him in left and see how it goes

 

Time for Demeritte to go back down, thanks for the memories buddies

 

Yep, send TD down and bring Chadwick up

 

Is Tromp on the 40-man?

edit: I don’t think we filled Pina’s spot yet, so it doesn’t matter either way.

 

No he isn’t

Strike that, DFA Gilly

 

Not sure he makes it to the ASB

 

Riley can’t buy a hit tonight

 

Partial list of players who have fewer homers than Contreras:

Bellinger
Blake Reynolds
Castellanos
Yelich
Wilson Contreras

He’s had 32 ABs

 

Jesus Ozuna sucks in the field

 

Demeritte getting blown away by fastballs right down the middle

 

Getting the guy in front of you walked to load the bases then striking out is p fucking rough.

Hope it doesn’t make Olson start pressing. You know he has to be frustrated with how his last month or so has gone.

 

Garrett Cooper never doesn't get a hit in these situations against us

 

Hey Kenley… end this shit

 

Strider for closer

 

Christ

 

A walk and two bullshit ass hits

 

BABIP

 

You gotta be fucking kidding me, soft ass contact

 

Don't do it to us Jorge

 

This entire ninth has been a train wreck.

 

Thank god

 

Let’s fucking go Kenley

 

Big pitch

 

Lol at Arcia and Ron

 

I’ve seen will smith give up that HR so you’ll hear no complaints from me

 

Phew

Two in a row though, let’s get those brooms out tomorrow

 

good shit

 

Country moved down again

 

I'm 100% blaming Riley's slump on his newborn baby. The slump started almost immediately after Austin came back from the birth. I think he'll get right, but it's frustrating. Let's see how he does batting 6th.

 

jfc what a bullshit double

 

I see this is going to be another miserable game to watch

 

idk what you mean, we're really working Alcantara...he's brushing up on 10 pitches an inning!!

 

Goodness Ian, that pitch was filthy.

 

Lol god. Thanks for the drop! If we don’t score Ozzie from 3rd with no outs then I quit

 

I think if he sprints the whole way he's scoring there.

 

Thank you god

 

Loaded up for Olson yet again. I think we know how this is going to go

 

Terrific approach

 

Olson sucks

 

If I see another first pitch weak grounder in a high leverage situation I'm going to burst a blood vessel.