HoF [REDACTED] v2.0: FUCK...We suck again!

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  1. Clown Baby

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  2. gus_chiggins

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    May you rest in pieces
     
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  3. Jake Barnes

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    Me in the 8th when the bases are loaded and Ozzie rolls over on the first pitch a foot outside:

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  4. Jake Barnes

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    Riley just looks absolutely lost. That's six straight swings and misses, I believe.
     
  5. gus_chiggins

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    Call up to Gwinnett?

     
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  6. Jake Barnes

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    Has to be; they were making a big deal about showing Harris on MLB.tv today.
     
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  7. gus_chiggins

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    Same on Bally
     
  8. Jake Barnes

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    Our major league left fielder just one-hopped the cutoff on a shallowish ground ball.
     
  9. seanofthedead86

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    I 100% think I could have thrown that ball to home and I've never played baseball at any level ever. It wouldn't be pretty but it would have been better than whatever horseshit Ozuna did.
     
  10. gus_chiggins

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    Other than Ronnie, our lineup looks like children
     
  11. Jake Barnes

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    Demeritte now 0 for his last 28 with zero walks and 12 Ks

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  12. gus_chiggins

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    This shit is over
     
  13. Jake Barnes

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    Oh, that's fucking horseshit, he was swinging at that.
     
  14. gus_chiggins

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  15. Louis Holth

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    Really can’t figure out why TD is still hanging around. Arcia should be playing over him.
     
  16. Jake Barnes

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    Really can't overstate how bad that Olson fifth inning one-pitch AB was. First time we really had pressure on Alcantara and just let him off the hook.
     
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  17. One Man Wolfpack

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    Negative WAR this year, and for his entire career.

    He will make a halfway decent defensive play, and Chip will talk about how good of a defender he is in RF. But even the defensive metrics are not a fan of Demeritte.
     
  18. Jake Barnes

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    Sad stat for the day: Olson is LEADING the qualified regulars with a .242 average and he’s hitting .183 in May.
     
  19. gus_chiggins

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    Lol fuck max muncy. Phillies will be coming in riding high, though

     
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  20. gus_chiggins

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  21. gus_chiggins

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    Now this is a gosh dang shakeup

     
  22. One Man Wolfpack

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  23. Drown ‘Em

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    I have a strong suspicion that might be an AA influenced lineup. Why? Check out this Snit quote from 2 days ago.

     
  24. SC

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  25. Jake Barnes

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    The way you look at it is frankly fucking stupid Snit.
     
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  26. gus_chiggins

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  27. jrmy

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    I wonder who the emergency catcher is

    I bet it’s Jackson Stephens
     
  28. seanofthedead86

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    That DH rule is some bullshit.
     
  29. Clown Baby

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    It was actually me. I’ve had the PA guy playing Shake It Up by the Cars on a loop during batting practice every day for weeks trying to subliminally reach Snit. And it looks like it worked.
     
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  30. gus_chiggins

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    Dance all night. Go to work!
     
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  31. Jake Barnes

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    Interested to see how we end up playing the last position player spot when we have to reduce pitchers.

    Feels like it will either be Tromp or Waters that comes up.
     
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  32. Drown ‘Em

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    Well, Waters is the only non-injured position player on the 40 man not already in the majors. We literally only have 15 position players on our 40 man: our current active roster, Waters, Rosario, and Piña. We’d have to make room on the 40 man for anyone else. And that means dfa’ing a pitching prospect and hoping he clears waivers or moving Eddie to the 60 day to open a spot.
     
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  33. Jake Barnes

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    Was Pina ever put on the 60-Day?
     
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  34. Drown ‘Em

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    No, you’re right. That’s the move if not Waters.
     
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  35. Jake Barnes

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    I think there’s a few realistic options;

    1. You give the spot to Tromp and pull him up as the second backup so Contreras can play more
    2. You give it to one of the vet infielders so Arcia isn’t your only option. All of the starters have been iron men so far, but they’ll need some breaks eventually.
    3. Do one of those + send down TD and bring Waters up.
     
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  36. Drown ‘Em

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    I think Tromp makes more sense than Waters. It would allow us to DH Contreras most nights while having Tromp as a backup for TdA, and Waters isn’t doing spectacularly and probably should be given more time to see AAA pitching. With Ronnie getting healthier and likely to play in RF every game sans on certain artificial turfs I think that gives us our most potent offense until Rosario returns.
     
  37. Drown ‘Em

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    I wonder if Gosselin can play emergency catcher. That’s probably the best option if so. Would allow TdA and Contreras to still alternate DH and C as needed to stay fresh, while giving us a competent third emergency catcher/backup infielder.
     
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  38. jrmy

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    Imagine being a former Gold Glove center fielder and being so bad in the field within five years of that award you’re getting sent to the dugout in favor of a rookie who has only ever caught

    Hope a hypothetical player that is happening to has a good therapist so the people around him don’t have to deal with him expressing that frustration in a healthy way
     
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  39. Clown Baby

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    Wait, we brought back Ender?! And we immediately benched him?!!
     
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  40. wes tegg

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    He played left when he won the gold glove in 2017. Ender was the CF winner.
     
  41. jrmy

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    He is both a former glove glove winner and former center fielder
     
  42. Louis Holth

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    Look at Teggs bullying jrmy on a Monday. We love to see it.
     
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  43. Jake Barnes

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    It honestly is incredible that a major league outfielder can have an arm that bad. You would think his pride would make him at least get it to serviceable.
     
  44. wes tegg

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    He had shoulder surgery. You can't always just "get it to serviceable." Obviously, he shouldn't have played a full season with it injured before having surgery, but it's not as simple as just willing his arm strength back.
     
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  45. wes tegg

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    He used to have a fucking hose for a left fielder:



    If he still threw like that, he'd probably play for the Dodgers or Yankees.
     
  46. Jake Barnes

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    Shit, completely forgot about this…happened when he was with the Cards, right?
     
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  47. wes tegg

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    Yes, and I think it came out that he'd had issues with it for 3-4 years before that.
     
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  48. Jake Barnes

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    Well, I take back what I said…had a teammate in HS who basically threw his elbow out over a summer trying to increase his velo in a decidedly unscientific way. It worked for a couple of years, but he lost more and more later on and basically can’t throw anymore.
     
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  49. Clown Baby

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    This is intellectually dishonest but exactly what I’d expect from a bottom 5 thread member