HoF [REDACTED] v2.0: FUCK...We suck again!

YEAH

 

Which one do you think we will trade? Both are under contract for next season.

 

demeritte will be after tonight

 

Yeah, I know…BatteryPower was talking about it on the Daily Hammer maybe a week or so ago and they leaned towards Pina.

 

Hell yeah Oz

 

That might be Oz’s best ab all year

 

Not used to those types of ab’s

 

OZZIEEEE

 

Easily

 

Thought they did a good job last night as well; maybe we actually learned something from the series opener.

 

Radio is waaaay behind on the MLB app, usually a few seconds ahead of the broadcast.

 

I’ll take it. Thanks Bae

 

Now just settle down and pitch, Chuck

 

Phillies are hitting the ball pretty hard tonight

 

not going to lie, I didn’t realize we had won until about 2;00 today

 

Goddamn Duvy is a bum

 

feels like we are the worst shifting team in baseball

 

0-31

 

Good god td is just awful. Way worse than Duvall which I thought was impossible

 

How about two free outs, Frenchy

 

he’s kevin level bad

 

Now that’s how you let a struggling pitcher completely off the hook

 

Don’t even care if Waters isn’t ready, a look for him at the Show has to be better than this.

 

Welp. That lead was fun for about 15 minutes

 

I wish Charlie would be good again

 

Charlie is washed

 

Wtf was Snit doing asking Morton anything? It’s obvious he’s done for the game, if not just done.

 

Even more alarming for Charlie is that he’s getting blasted with a dead ball

 

Christ lolololol at this Philly defense

 

Three goofs, one, two, three goofs!

 

Then Country just piles on

 

That’s also a way to score imo

 

They should probably walk Arcia and a run to get to TD

 

Damn that's some shit luck. Smoked.

 

Fucking hell. That may cost us

 

What was the EV on that one?

 

Lol good god

 

Bohm is a shit-tier fielder too

 

410 with these balls is damn near 450 last year

 

Strider vs Bryce. Let's do this.

 

Atta boy Spencer

 

My morbid curiosity made me want to look this up, but prior to tonight, the Braves have gotten a combined -1.9 fWAR out of Duvall, Ozuna, Demeritte, Rosario, Heredia, and Arcia. Like, that's impressively bad.

ETA: And Eddie Rosario accounts for -1.0 of that!

 

That’s the first time we’ve gotten Harper since the fourth inning…yesterday.

 

Good lord at strike one to TD

 

Woof

 

This zone is trash

 

Horrific ab from oz. My word