HoF [REDACTED] v2.0: FUCK...We suck again!

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  1. Jake Barnes

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    I’d say he’s better than mid-tier, but I’ll be interested to see if we shop Grissom at the deadline. Would be a pretty telling sign on whether we go all-in for Dansby.

    If we bring in Happ and option/trade/release Heredia, that’s:

    Ron
    Money
    Eddie
    Duvy
    Happ

    Damn solid outfield group
     
  2. Stone Cold Steve Austin

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    Can you call a guy fuck face for 5 years and then select him as one of your top 5 baby boys?
     
  3. jrmy

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    Tobias says Touki is too low
     
  4. bcuga

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    Stopped paying attention after realizing you were picking against a guy who did not pick Acuña first.
     
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  5. Degausser

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    He will forever be fucktace to me. It keeps him grounded.
     
  6. Degausser

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    He went #4 overall fwiw
     
  7. bcuga

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    Pitching has never worked that way
     
  8. Degausser

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    He was appropriately mocked for that pick
     
  9. jrmy

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    If I'm giving the current 40 man a draft board ranking for the baby boy draft

    Maximus
    Ronnie
    Riley
    Dansby
    Money
    CyWri
    Strider
    Ozzie
    Night Shift (AJ, Nutzy, Duke as a trio)
    Wild Bill
    Olson
    Duvy
    Eddie
    TDA
    Chuck
    Jesse
    Dylan Lee
    Ian
    Ynoa

    Everyone else is unranked






























    Ozuna is down here
     
  10. Reggie Washington

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    Appears I was correct.
     
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  11. Stone Cold Steve Austin

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    I have replaced CyWri with Will Smitty. Notify your coworker of this roster change.
     
  12. Clown Baby

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    There’s only one baby boy and it’s Max. Everyone else falls into the categories “sweet boys” or “sour boys”
     
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  13. Louis Holth

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    I was just thinking that Fried, Morton, Wright and Strider is absolutely disgusting. It’s hard to win a series against those four.
     
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    I need Huascar back just to hear Chip pronounce his name

    “hhhhhhhhhWascar”
     
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  15. jplaYa

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    He’s sad his best stuff of the year still got shelled by Ozuna of all people
     
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  16. jrmy

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    He was so triggered by wanting to go ahead and throw a pitch but Ozuna walking around the box jerking his elbows around like he's having a seizure that he threw two meatballs to him and Eddie
     
  17. jplaYa

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    Liberatore is their best pitching prospect. He has a similar pitch arsenal to Fried but not near the command and speed. Hopefully we get to him early.
     
  18. jrmy

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    Since June 8, Ronnie is only hitting .230/.330/.322 but his strikeout rate is down to 16% in that time. BABIP is only .261 where he’s around .335 for his career.

    Seems like he’s not making very good contact, wonder if that’s approach or just legs readjusting to playing full-time and lacking his usual power.

    If we get him going again the Mets are fucked
     
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  19. Stone Cold Steve Austin

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  20. Tobias

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    a top 5 player in baseball has essentially been playing like phil gosselin for a month and we still have cut 8 games off the lead.

    the mets already are fucked they're just too dumb to know it
     
  21. Gin Buckets

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    This video says we should trade for Benintendi. Wouldn't hate it, but he's OF only. Liked your Happ trade better, jrmy if he can indeed play 2B. Though, Happ's splits say he's far better batting as a RHB.

     
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  22. SC

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    Jared Shuster is the Braves rep for the Futures Game.
     
  23. jrmy

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    He's played literally every position on the field but C and SS. He's only logged like 400 innings at 2B and hasn't been great defensively, but I think it's a big upgrade over what Arcia/Goose is giving right now just with the bat. LF is the only position where I would call him a good fielder but let him get us through the time sans Ozzie while we have better backup options in LF then move him there full time once Oz is back.

    And yeah he feasts on lefties, but he's still well above average with the bat against righties, unlike some other switch-hitting second basemen we know.
     
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  24. Owsley

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    In his last 42 regular season starts, Baby Boy is 23-8 with a 2.47 ERA and 244 Ks in 262 innings. This includes 16-2 with a 2.08 ERA in his past 28 starts and 9-0 with a 2.51 ERA in his past 15 starts, of which 13 we’ve won.

    Not bad
     
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  25. Louis Holth

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    Max’s win against the Mets next week will be his 50th career win.
     
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  26. Tobias

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    those 42 starts are from the day he returned from the DL last year until now. outside of him being injured early last year, he's been elite for nearly 3 years now
     
  27. Degausser

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    He's been the best lefty in the game using pretty much any metric you want since the start of 2020.
     
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  28. Stone Cold Steve Austin

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    Time for Ian to hit the 10 day IL
     
  29. Louis Holth

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  30. Stone Cold Steve Austin

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    There are a lot of lucky guys and/or gals in the greater Atlanta area
     
  31. Louis Holth

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    We have such an absurdly marketable team
     
  32. Owsley

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    Which makes keeping Marcel all the more infuriating
     
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  33. Nug

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    That stray long hair in the top right would drive me crazy.
     
  34. Louis Holth

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    Oh yea mine does that after a few days and tickles like hell
     
  35. Owsley

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    Absolutely filthy
     
  36. seanofthedead86

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    Yepez asked for time. I thought that was a no-no for batters?
     
  37. Owsley

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    That’s on Ron
     
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  39. Louis Holth

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    Ron just sucks
     
  40. Louis Holth

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    100%. I wouldn’t even be upset if Snit pulled a Bobby on that one.
     
  41. Owsley

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    I think Arcia called it on the replay, but that still doesn’t change the fact that is his and he should make that play with his eyes closed. I’m sure protecting his knee in traffic played a role, too.
     
  42. Baseballman86

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    Yea that's some bull shit to jog after a ball that winds up dropping. That's when all his flair bites him
     
  43. Degausser

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    So many wasted pitches now...
     
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  44. Louis Holth

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    If he sprints in and calls all the way like you’d normally do then it’s never even an issue. He didn’t take charge. He hasn’t had his head in the game since he returned from the foot.
     
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  45. Owsley

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    Nice work Spence. Might’ve lost an inning from him with that bullshit though.
     
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  46. Degausser

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    Longer than that... He's been ass since Oz got hurt. I know they're bffs, but his body language has sucked since that night.
     
  47. Louis Holth

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    I was being generous.
     
  48. Louis Holth

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    I mean his wRC is basically Ender now.