HoF [REDACTED] v2.0: FUCK...We suck again!

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  1. Tobias

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    if we sweep this weekend our magic number is 1 so your scenario would mean we win the division

    typical dumb jrmy
     
  2. bro

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    so I should put down a Braves future?
     
  3. Tobias

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    yes. consider your future totally backed by lou and i. risk free bet. we get 10% of your winnings and will cover any of your losses*

    *terms and conditions apply
     
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  4. Joystick Izzy

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    Mets have tiebreaker, though, So he's actually right, assuming Mets sweep the Nats in his hypothetical.

    Edit: We would actually have the tiebreaker if we sweep them. Didn't realize that.
     
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  5. Tobias

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    if we sweep this weekend, we are 2 games up with the tiebreaker. so if we win 1 game against the marlins, worst case we are tied end of year regardless of what the mets do

    so jrmy is being dumb as always
     
  6. Joystick Izzy

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    Yeah, good call, we would actually win the tiebreaker if we sweep the Mets this weekend. Didn't realize that.
     
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  7. gus_chiggins

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  8. Where Eagles Dare

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    If we don't sweep, we essentially have to sweep the Marlins and pray the Met's Met.

    It's a up hill climb, but I'll never count out the Mets from failing hilariously
     
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  9. gus_chiggins

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    We’ve been playing with fire in the division since late July when we cut it to .5 and the Mets have continuously let us off the hook. Just don’t see it happening again, but would love to be wrong
     
  10. Owsley

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    Camping out to make sure I’m first in tomorrow :mulletsmug:
     
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  11. Louis Holth

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  12. jrmy

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    Why exactly is a chubby 5'10" catcher with a barely over .800 OPS in AAA and mediocre fielding grades the #1 prospect?
     
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  13. gus_chiggins

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    Already pacing a little bit. Atmosphere is going to be nuts tonight/this weekend
     
  14. heelsfan530

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    Riley wakes up and goes deep tonight. Fuck the Mets.
     
  15. Louis Holth

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    Tobias
     
  16. Tobias

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  17. Louis Holth

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    Riley and Olson have been two incredible choke artists. If we fail to overtake the Mets then the blame will fall squarely on those two. You heard it here first.
     
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  18. Tobias

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    saw a discussion on losses that will sting the most if we end up losing this thing by a game

    #1 milwaukee finale in may when we led in the 9th, 10th and 11th and lost

    #2 two outs, two strikes, 2 run lead with no one on base and the dodgers come back
     
  19. gus_chiggins

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    Desperately need to get rid of this “anti-clutch” thing that some on this team seem to have this year. Looking at you Riley and Olson and to a lesser degree, Ron. Those 3 have to get going if we’re doing anything this weekend or in the postseason
     
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  20. Stone Cold Steve Austin

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    You gonna be there?
     
  21. Tobias

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    i am supremely confident we repeat if we win the east. i don’t think we have a prayer if we don’t. need some magic this weekend
     
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  22. Tobias

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    gus lives in a supply closest in truist of course he’ll be there
     
  23. gus_chiggins

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    Yeah babe
     
  24. gus_chiggins

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    It ain’t much, but it’s home
     
  25. Where Eagles Dare

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    Wish I could go this weekend
     
  26. One Two

    One Two Send it!
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  27. Tobias

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  28. Louis Holth

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    At least you can watch on tv, right?
     
  29. southlick

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    Klesko will be in town Sunday. Series sweep confirmed.

     
  30. southlick

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  31. Where Eagles Dare

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    Probably not
     
  32. jplaYa

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    Max has got to get through a clean 1st. It’s their best chance against him.
     
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  33. Jake Barnes

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    Olson has been good the last four games since the day off. Riley has been a legitimate black hole for a solid 2-3 weeks outside of the Philly series.
     
  34. Louis Holth

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    Yea except he got in the biggest spot of Wednesday’s game and never saw a strike in an AB that he k’d. He doesn’t possess that clutch gene.
     
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  35. Roy Kent

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    So... just like Judas used to do every October for us?
     
  36. Louis Holth

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    This mfer right here

     
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  37. Stone Cold Steve Austin

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  38. SC

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    Don’t love the vibes here.
     
  39. It'sAlwaysSunnyInAthens

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    maybe we can bring him back in the pen and stretching back out won't be an issue.
     
  40. gus_chiggins

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    I wouldn’t worry. In the most critical moment of game 3, they’ll shut the lights off as he exits the bullpen to “the boys are back in town” at full blast. Stadium collapses as the Braves win the division #chopon #forthegAy
     
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  41. gus_chiggins

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    The line is stupid long outside the 3rd base gate fwiw. Gates open in 13 minutes
     
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  42. gus_chiggins

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  43. Louis Holth

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    Don’t love the 50/50 nature of Strider
     
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  44. CUAngler

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    Im scared how I watch all of our games but the few that I anticipate all day and get excited about seem to be the ones we stumble in.
     
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  45. gus_chiggins

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    Max needs to go pitch for pitch with Degrom tonight. Don’t let Pete beat us and go one game at a time. Bats don’t fail me now.

    Maximum just took the field to a p big ovation
     
  46. gus_chiggins

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  47. Tobias

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  48. Tobias

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    why not see how the last couple weeks go and then just pick up the option
     
  49. gus_chiggins

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    Because payroll is about to skyrocket after another postseason run?
     
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