HoF [REDACTED] v2.0: FUCK...We suck again!

BAEEEE

 

Dans!

 

Baeee

 

LFG!

 

Dans is so fucking clutch

 

He’s so hot!

 

Bae on a heater right now

 

He’s got to be resigned. Never could have dreamed this a year ago.

 

BAAAEEE

 

Please fucking pay him.

 

Bae has to be signed after the post season.

 

He’s probably made himself an extra $8-10M AAV.

 

They’re making Met killer Chipper comparisons, we must sign him

 

Money smoked that

 

Damn. Two smoked balls right at people

 

Please have a clean inning Chuck

 

Mike is hitting missiles to CF last 2 nights. He’s gonna get a big extra base hit later. Riley smoked it too, we’re all over him

 

3 100+ EV balls in the 1st inning??

 

damn that fat fuck

 

Goddamit

 

There it is

 

Damnit Chuck

 

Vogelbach is such a chode

 

Threw thar straight down the dick

Gonna be a slug fest

 

That favors us if it shakes out like that

 

They’re teeing off too is the problem

 

Hope the bullpen is ready because this might be one of those games.

 

They're all over him. Get the pen up.

 

Charlies stuff does not look sharp

 

We need strider back because Chuck is toast.

 

To be paid millions, Vogelbach sure is a sloppy looking dude. Surely he can hire a nutritionist and a fitness trainer to get in better shape and would probably be more productive by doing so.

 

Get up Jesse

 

It’s definitely embarrassing for him.

 

Chuck doesn’t have it tonight. Get someone up now.

 

Someone needs to talk to this crew between innings. One too many mishandled situations already

 

Eventually someone is gonna get the big hit for them.

 

Huge inning for Charlie coming up

 

Gotta pull Charlie. He is fucking washed.

 

He’s fucking trash

 

Fuck Chuck

 

Chuck is toast

can’t believe we just signed him up for another season

 

Jesse Chavez to the white courtesy phone.

 

Get him please

 

Fucking bum

 

The deal makes no sense

 

He just let that dork hit a homerun with half a bat

 

Get him the fuck out of there