HoF [REDACTED] v2.0: FUCK...We suck again!

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  1. HtownTide

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    Kinda seems to suggest that we are working on a long term solution there
     
  2. It'sAlwaysSunnyInAthens

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    I keep getting this terrible feeling that we are broke. Hope i'm wrong.
     
  3. Stone Cold Steve Austin

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    We have a top 5 payroll currently.
     
  4. Tobias

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  5. It'sAlwaysSunnyInAthens

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    We have to spend more.
     
  6. Clown Baby

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    SPIN IT
     
  7. Stone Cold Steve Austin

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    We won the World Series 2 years ago and won the NL East and over 100 games last year.
     
  8. It'sAlwaysSunnyInAthens

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    And as it stands we lost our ss. We have to adress that.
     
  9. Stone Cold Steve Austin

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    We’re about to sign Carlos Correa
     
  10. Gaknight

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    Hawks said we will pay the luxury tax then shed salary. Braves said top 5 payroll and acting like broke boys.
     
  11. Tobias

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    with a hurt ron and oz

    get ss or LF handled and we are gucci
     
  12. It'sAlwaysSunnyInAthens

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    I honestly think the hawks fuckery has me panicked over the braves.
     
  13. gus_chiggins

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    Matty Wheels is going to fucking rake this year with no shift btw
     
  14. MG2

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    I had never heard of my guy JHM before tonight, but now I am furious about this blatant disrespect of him game. Clear cut top 100 prospect if I've ever seen one.
     
  15. SC

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    If Joe was any bigger he could win a statewide election with a D next to his name.
     
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  16. ashy larry

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    my two year old is absolutely crushed we traded jhm (her favorite position player prospect). just woke her up so she didn’t have to see it all over Twitter in the morning
     
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  17. gus_chiggins

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    Mark Derosa on MLB Network just predicted dansby to the cubs
    and Correa to the Braves. Done deal imo
     
  18. Gaknight

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    More fun Latin players and less sheriffs
     
  19. Stone Cold Steve Austin

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  20. One Two

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    That sound you hear is Cobb County residents fumbling with their cell phone holsters to call friends and voice displeasure over the lack of hard working white position players we are targeting
     
  21. gus_chiggins

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  22. Paulbee78

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    Bogaerts to Padres

    11yr, $280m
     
  23. jplaYa

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    Preller overpay man. Not the AAV necessarily but the years.

    Soto, Grisham, Tatis Jr.
    Machado, Bogaerts, Kim, Cronenworth
    Catcher

    def got a squad of hitters
     
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  24. Baseballman86

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    That's more than I thought bogaerts would get for sure. I guess it's in-line with todays market but damn, almost 300M?
     
  25. Jake Barnes

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    Money isn’t as crazy as the years.

    $25M AAV is in line with (actually less than) his value relative to the market. But two of the top SS guys getting contracts that carry them to 40 at that money is pretty nuts.

    My takeaway from that deal is that there’s not much leverage for Dansby to demand a significant amount of money more than what the Braves offered him in-season. He’s going to quibble over an extra $2M a year and end up playing for somebody like the Cubs with no real chance of making the postseason.
     
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  26. Clown Baby

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    Now Skip, you know I’m pro-labor. BUT!
     
  27. Clown Baby

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    I don’t think any of these guys should be allowed to change positions down the road. Make them keep playing shortstop at 40.
     
  28. wes tegg

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    As we all know, once a SS, always a SS.
     
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  29. Jake Barnes

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    Didn’t mean to imply that, just mean there’s plenty of evidence to indicate that a 40-year-old position player isn’t going to be worth anything remotely close to $25M.
     
  30. Clown Baby

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    I wasn’t responding to you, just pointing out that 10 year deals for guys with mid-level power and who rely on speed and range isn’t a great investment
     
  31. Tobias

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    but it may work for us
     
  32. wes tegg

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    The guys getting the $300 mm deals are much, much more flexible in the future than Dansby.
     
  33. It'sAlwaysSunnyInAthens

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    How is XB more flexible?
     
  34. Stone Cold Steve Austin

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    XB has never been a 0 at the plate for the majority of his career like Dansby has.
     
  35. It'sAlwaysSunnyInAthens

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    Yea but he's already worse in the field and showing signs of the decline.
     
  36. Stone Cold Steve Austin

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    Right but he could still be a solid DH, or move to 2nd or 3rd if needed in the coming years. Once Dansby’s fielding declines he won’t have anything to fall back on.
     
  37. ashy larry

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    veteran presents
     
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  38. It'sAlwaysSunnyInAthens

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    Bat doesn't really profile at a corner or dh anymore. Last 3 years.. 11/23/15 home runs. I think he's going to age worst of them all. I didn't know much about him but a lot of the top free agents lists talked about him starting to fall off.
     
  39. Tobias

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    BURN BURN BURN
     
  40. Stone Cold Steve Austin

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    Damn, I thought the Braves would be screwed if they didn’t sign anyone else!

    Padres are #1 fwiw
     
  41. PrinceWimbley

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    Imagine how good we would be if we could just finally get a full season of both healthy Acuña/Albies.
     
  42. gus_chiggins

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    Good. Love to hate this motherfucker

     
  43. Clown Baby

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    I feel like a better use of that money would be lighting it on fire
     
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  44. Jake Barnes

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    I think this puts them like $60M over the luxury tax threshold :laugh:
     
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  45. gus_chiggins

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    Put this with the rest
     
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  46. Clown Baby

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    Getting better at what exactly, Jeff
     
  47. Nug

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    Nimmo is absolutely average. Whatevs
     
  48. Degausser

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    He's average, but he's incredibly annoying. I was hoping to hardly ever have to watch him again.
     
  49. Clown Baby

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    Revisiting this, every DOB selfie would work with a caption about how scandalous Hunter Biden is
     
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  50. ashy larry

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