HoF [REDACTED] v2.0: FUCK...We suck again!

Discussion in 'The Mainboard' started by One Man Wolfpack, Jul 2, 2016.

  1. jplaYa

    jplaYa CHAMPZY/SMOLTZY/CHELSEA
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    Today DOB revealed he was married to a Colombian for 6 years and learning Spanish was hard as an adult.

    He has definitely seen Daddy Yankee live.
     
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  2. Clown Baby

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    Connor Norman has some explaining to do
     
  3. Festus McBadass

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    I have been married to two Colombians for a combined 6 years but speak Spanish fluently.
     
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  4. Clown Baby

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    And was that hard for you to learn as an adult, Dave?
     
  5. Festus McBadass

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    No, I started learning as a child.
     
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  6. Clown Baby

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    So you’re calling Jplaya a liar
     
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  7. Festus McBadass

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    Daddy Yankee is great, but I prefer J Balvin.
     
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  8. Stone Cold Steve Austin

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    How did I miss this
     
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  9. ashy larry

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    What really happened with the Hunter Biden story suppression by Twitter will be published on Twitter at 5pm ET!
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  10. ashy larry

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    it’s a HOF dave tweet. now we know why he’s always on the prowl for the best arepas in every city he visits
     
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  11. Clown Baby

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    I was honestly expecting something worse from DOB. That’s a measured response to a racist tweet.
     
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  12. Clown Baby

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    Remember when John Rocker tried to sell Think English tshirts?
     
  13. ashy larry

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    Tobias still wears his
     
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  14. jplaYa

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    I thought he bought 12 to have them knitted into a blanket
     
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  15. Clown Baby

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    Toby’s blanket is actually a Tony Graffinino jersey stitched together with two Javy Lopezes
     
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  16. jplaYa

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    He needed to Jeff Treadway to even out the whiteness
     
  17. jrmy

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    Don’t like that at all
     
  18. jrmy

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    They were never good they just won during the pandemic when no one played defense in sports
     
  19. Drown ‘Em

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    They were already $65M over after the Quintana signing. The Nimmo and Robertson deals put them close to $100M over. And they’re likely still picked third in the division.
     
  20. Tobias

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    AA is doing the D.E.N.N.I.S. system on klansby

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  21. Clown Baby

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  22. LetItSoak

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    AA is going to let that gold wrapper peak out of his wallet at the next meeting
     
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  23. Clown Baby

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    If we’re Dennis in this scenario that would make the Dodgers Mac. Not sure who’s getting the scraps but it’s probably the Angels, Rangers or Cubs
     
  24. Clown Baby

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    Dansby, it’s me, Dr Mantis Ricketts. You got the HIV
     
  25. gus_chiggins

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    Fraudie is Dr Toboggan imo
     
  26. Tobias

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    gonna trust that AA has something brewing because only offering him 100m seems risky
     
  27. gus_chiggins

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    Starting to think he rolls with Eddie/Ozuna in left and Vaughn/Lando at SS and saves money for the deadline
     
  28. Tobias

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    that seems incredibly reckless and out of character for him but idk. i trust him to figure it out
     
  29. Jake Barnes

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    Can also use that money to sign Fried to a long-term deal.
     
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  30. gus_chiggins

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    Maybe Eddie and duvall in left. Idk
     
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  31. Tobias

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    reynolds
     
  32. It'sAlwaysSunnyInAthens

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    We don't really have any trade chips to anything big off imo. Maybe a salary dump.
     
  33. gus_chiggins

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    Very much what I want
     
  34. Festus McBadass

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    We are signing Charles Thomas to play LF
     
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  35. gus_chiggins

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    I love that Alex has the stones to not overpay/move on from Freddie and most likely Dansby, despite the internal pressure and potential backlash, but it’s going to make normal off-seasons boring AF since like 90% of the team is locked up. SIGN CORREA AND REYNOLDS YOU COWARD
     
  36. It'sAlwaysSunnyInAthens

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    I think the Freddie and dansby situations are pretty different. While Freddie is a way better player, solid first basemen are a dime a dozen and we seemed to have a plan to get a really good one. There's some serious scarcity at short right now.
     
  37. Clown Baby

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    I think it’s kinda the opposite actually. Even when Freddie is no longer a plus defender, he’ll still be a professional hitter thanks to the universal DH. Whereas Dansby has more short term value because of the market, I don’t think we want to be paying him $30 mil a year when he no longer profiles as an above average defender.
     
  38. It'sAlwaysSunnyInAthens

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    Paying him isn't ideal. I just don't really see any other options without taking a short term step back.
     
  39. gus_chiggins

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    Bingo
     
  40. Jake Barnes

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    I don’t think Dansby will draw that unless somebody like the Cubs gets REALLY desperate.

    $25M AAV seems like his absolute limit and the longer it goes on, the less likely that seems to happen.
     
  41. Clown Baby

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    I would hope it’s the years and not the money holding up negotiations but you never know with Casey Close
     
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  42. Clown Baby

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    Casey Close and Klansby after making a 10 year/$300 million counter offer

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  43. Drown ‘Em

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    Bowman said the last offer was 6 years/$100m. It’s the money, if true.
     
  44. Clown Baby

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    Wasn’t the in-season offer $140 mil? What does AA know about the January 6th Commission that we don’t
     
  45. Drown ‘Em

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    Bowman made it sound like the 6/$100M was made during the season and there hasn’t been any real negotiations since the season ended.
     
  46. gus_chiggins

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    I think the 6/$140M was his counter offer and the Braves told them to kick rocks
     
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  47. Clown Baby

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    That doesn’t seem crazy to me
     
  48. gus_chiggins

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    I’m with you. That’s too much
     
  49. Jake Barnes

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    In season Braves offer was 5/100 that was turned down by Dansby camp.

    Postseason counter was 6/140 (the Story/Baez deal) that was turned down by AA
     
  50. Owsley

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    Maybe ignorance is bliss, but it seems like Dans overestimated his market value at this point. I have no clue if he’ll swallow his pride and come back, but if he was a priority for anyone, he’d already be wrapped up.
     
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