HoF [REDACTED] v2.0: FUCK...We suck again!

Hell yeah bullpen

 

This isn’t what I said

I said I wasn’t panicking about them yet

I still am not

 

Wonder if they try to use Smith-Shawver in the pen? AA has his work cut out for him at the deadline. At least Iglesias appears to be back.

 

Thinking about this again

 

Wut

 

We are officially on Soroka Watch.

 

our boy thicc

 

Me please

 

It's almost like he's not a good LH hitter

 

he looks like a giant

 

Chuck touching 98 today

 

Did they just check the swing at first, get a safe call, and punch him out anyway?

the fuck?

 

Is that what happened? Thought Riley asked for an appeal but had already been called out at home? Could definitely be wrong

 

No idea what Castellanos was doing, but great play from Arcia

 

Both pitchers looking nasty af.

 

Chuck’s got the good stuff today

 

Before this season I was like why are we paying Chuck $20mil? I was wrong.

 

Chuck about to do what he did last turn where he looks like a Cy Young candidate once through then immediately looks like shit

 

Filthy.

 

That was exciting

 

Shit yeah Charlie

 

ok chuck

 

Atta boy, Murph. Let's get a big knock.

 

JFC Eddie.

 

This is all of a sudden not very having some fun

 

Nailed it.

 

They’ve got to start running up Wheelers PC if they’re not going to do any damage or he’s pitching a CG shutout

 

A lot of that going on recently

 

AJ warming up

 

Well you can turn this one off folks

 

Hold on to your butts

 

AJ is back?

 

Wheeler’s pitch count is still hilariously low

 

Snit is double dipping so we’re about to find out

 

Ok take him out and let him feel good about an outing

 

And he’s bringing in Kirby. Really tempting fate out here

 

Look at ole Kirbs

 

Bats are very uninspiring today

 

Our book on Wheeler must be awful. He consistently shoves our shit in.

 

Somehow Oz is the only guy who has worked the count all day

 

8 hits with 11 lob for Philly. Borderline miracle it’s only 2-0

 

left handed ozzie i am fairly sure is the worst hitter in baseball. i think the stats back that up too.

anyone that fact checks me will be banned for one (1) week

 

Jrmy just fact checked you in a personal text message to me. wes tegg

 

One day he will come home.

 

Phillies made a great decision signing him

 

Pitching has been good/great today. Guess you have to tip your cap to ZW while talking a ton of shit about our offense

 

MURPHHHHH

 

just an incredibly funny at bat from shithead there

 

Offense deserves all criticism