HoF [REDACTED] v2.0: FUCK...We suck again!

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  1. Keef

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  2. Gaknight

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    Thank you Ozuna from the Braves for recruiting him under Chisox podcasters projection. Guy should be out on staff the day he retires.
     
  3. gus_chiggins

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    The Cardinals, who also need starting pitching, have added Lance Lynn and Kyle Gibson? Gross
     
  4. jplaYa

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    Happy to see that org piss itself
     
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  5. gus_chiggins

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    Goddamnit we’re going to miss wash so much



     
  6. Owsley

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    Need to retire 37
     
  7. Festus McBadass

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    Idk if Mike Remlinger deserves to have his number retired.
     
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  8. Tobias

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    no kyle we did not trade you because liberty told AA we had to save that $1.4m
     
  9. jplaYa

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    I don’t see how Kyle could be shocked. He’s pitched a full season once in 4 years? I mean come on.
     
  10. Where Eagles Dare

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    Clown Baby 's private school bill ain't gonna pay for itself
     
  11. Clown Baby

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    I wanted to give me Braycleigh and Chevin a well-rounded education so they’re actually enrolled in every elite metro Atlanta private school. Their grades and my wallet are suffering tremendously (sorry Kyle) but it’s a hell of a flex.
     
  12. Gaknight

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    I heard he was still mad that Kyle Wright made an honest woman out of his favorite The Ivy bartender and this was his revenge.
     
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  13. Stone Cold Steve Austin

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    The Alpha Kyle vs the Virgin Clown Baby
     
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  14. It'sAlwaysSunnyInAthens

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    added Tromp back on a minor league deal. Like that. I think he's a perfectly serviceable third catcher to have in the org.
     
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  15. gus_chiggins

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    Happy Thanksgiving, bros

     
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  16. One Two

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  17. Stone Cold Steve Austin

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    Looks like he smells like shitty potpourri and cheap cigars. I love him.
     
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  18. CUAngler

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    Wrong thread
     
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  19. Stone Cold Steve Austin

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    Does this mean we are getting Ohtani?
     
  20. CUAngler

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    I may celebrate that just as much
     
  21. ashy larry

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  22. It'sAlwaysSunnyInAthens

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    Has this article about the luxury tax been posted?


    Gray’s age (34) and injuries in prior seasons before his sensational 2023 will likely make his contract demands far less than the seven-year deal, $172 million deal that Nola signed, something perhaps closer to three years and $70 million based on various projections.
    However, even if the Braves signed Gray to a contract with an average annual value of only about $22 million, it would ensure the team moves well above MLB’s luxury-tax threshold ($237 million) for the second consecutive year and, unless they traded a significant salary, it would also push them more than $20 million above the threshold. That would trigger an additional 12 percent surcharge on top of the 30 percent penalty they’d already owe.
    The Braves’ actual 2024 payroll, with the addition of López’s $4 million salary, stands at about $207 million. But for luxury-tax purposes, the average annual value of contracts is used, and they’re around $242 million. The López deal is like most other long-term extensions the Braves gave in recent years in that it’s backloaded, which increases the AAV — in Lopez’s case to $10 million, the average value of his three-year deal including the buyout.
    So, unless the Braves have plans to trade at least one player with a big salary, it would seem they are planning to start López, add a pitcher with a considerably lower salary than Gray, or they are ready to accept tax penalties. Their overage rate would rise from 20 percent to 30 percent for surpassing the threshold a second year in a row, plus a 12 percent surcharge if they are $20 million to $40 million over $237 million.
    That would jump to 42.5 percent overage if they were to go $40 million over.
    The Braves, after rotation issues contributed in a big way to consecutive postseasons that ended abruptly with NLDS losses to the Philadelphia Phillies, perhaps decided they would go higher than they wanted to if that’s what it takes to add the level of starter necessary to lessen the likelihood of a repeat of the past two Octobers.
    But it also could put them in a position to pay a far higher 50 percent tax rate if they were to surpass the threshold for a third consecutive year in
     
  23. Silky Johnson

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    Interesting. I wonder if Ozuna produced enough where we could attach him to a trade package without it costing too much in the way of additional prospects.
     
  24. wes tegg

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  25. ashy larry

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  26. SuperCam

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  27. One Two

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    I’m glad we cleared up payroll so that Clown Baby kids could have an extra special Christmas
     
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  28. HtownTide

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    Very, very intriguing. I'm afraid I'm not going to like what we are going to have to give up though.
     
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  29. wes tegg

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    He’s a Georgia native.
     
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  30. gus_chiggins

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    I’ll be shocked if it’s not at least one of AJSS or Waldrep. Ritchie is a possibility but he just had TJ. Might work if the WS are willing to wait since they won’t be contending next year
     
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  31. Stone Cold Steve Austin

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    We don’t have anything to give up that’s worth liking so it shouldn’t be bad
     
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  32. SuperCam

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    I’m already mentally preparing to lose a core player via trade now
     
  33. gus_chiggins

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    Nm, didn’t realize Cease is a Boras guy
     
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  34. Stone Cold Steve Austin

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    I’m officially all in on cease.
     
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  35. It'sAlwaysSunnyInAthens

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    I don't know who this is but seems reasonable..

     
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  36. FightingCock

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    I'm down for Monty, as a Gamecocks fan
     
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  37. Jake Barnes

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    He’s been who I wanted from the top.

    Bit riskier, but higher upside.
     
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  38. gus_chiggins

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    Burnes or Cease is who I want, but don’t know exactly how it gets done and think both are p unlikely
     
  39. Louis Holth

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  40. Stone Cold Steve Austin

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    Weird that Steve didn’t mention the proximity to Milo’s as a big selling point
     
  41. Festus McBadass

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    I’m doing to need you all to Cease posting Steve Phillips itt
     
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  42. One Two

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    Birmingham has got some great sushi places too
     
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  43. Stone Cold Steve Austin

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    So true. I know of at least 3 Publixes that sell fresh sushi
     
  44. It'sAlwaysSunnyInAthens

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    Thought this Bowman bit was interesting. Would love Yamamoto.

    If not via trade, how are the Braves going to satisfy their desire to add quality to their rotation? The 34-year-old Gray looked like a viable option because he would be willing to take a three or four-year deal. Unlike some of his peers, Anthopoulos has been wise enough to recognize giving six or seven-year deals to veteran pitchers isn’t good business. This is why 31-year-old Blake Snell, the reigning NL Cy Young Award winner, and 30-year-old Jordan Montgomery don’t seem like fits.

    That said, a six or seven-year deal for a guy like the 25-year-old Yoshinobu Yamamoto feels more like a reasonable gamble.
     
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  45. Stone Cold Steve Austin

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    Shohei Cease and Yoshi make a lot of sense
     
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  46. Stone Cold Steve Austin

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    This thread after signing Shohei and Yoshi

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  47. Festus McBadass

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    Konnichiwa bitches
     
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  48. Louis Holth

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