HoF [REDACTED] v2.0: FUCK...We suck again!

That’s what I said, third best. Just keep your fuckin mouth shut

 

This is embarrassing jrmy

 

We already have the Asian food hall. Love that place.

 

Mustache vibes on staff would be ridiculous

 

Would be sick. Don’t love our chances to extend him, though.

 

To extend a kid from Atlanta who spent years in the Chicago Whitesox org? He would probably take a major hometown discount

 

He's a Boras guy

 

Considering what it will probably take to get him, I find it very unlikely we don't put something in place for an extension.

Would fit what AA has done in the last two years with Olson and Murphy.

 

Apparently the Rays are shopping Randy, too….

 

I’m sure we’ll put something together, but I don’t see Boras allowing the kind of extension we usually offer. Think he has 2 years of control, though

 

Yes

 

Would suck to give up Dodd though

 

Dealbreaker

 

Would give us room to bring back Cyolby so maybe not a dealbreaker

 

Wasn't AJSS implied to be untouchable?

 

you’re thinking of dodd

 

Prospects come and go. Flags fly forever.

 

Looks like the whites went to St Lucia this winter

 

Everyone looking at Kyle on vacation:

 

STOVE

 

i literally just burned my murfee jersey wtf

 

I framed mine, guess I’ll break glass in case of emergency

 

Luis Severino to the Mets.

"Shoulder and lat injuries limited Severino to three starts in 2019, and he missed the 2020 season and most of 2021 after undergoing Tommy John surgery. He returned strong in 2022 with a 3.18 ERA over 19 starts and 102 innings."

 

Meh source, but ill take any news at this point

 

Toby is outside of Jim’s house waiting to burn it down if we don’t trade for Cease today

 

That’s the same YouTube guy who said Alex was looking into trading Ron because his contract was causing issues in the clubhouse fwiw

 

Stop doing what you’re doing

 

I’m just saying the guy is obviously connected!

 

This guy doesn’t miss

 

We Soto’ing

 

The only believable part of this tweet is the last bullet.

 

Hate those pockets

 

idk if i can pull it off but for $40 i am gonna take a flyer and report back. fanatics is an awful company but they’re at least good with returns so worth a shot

 

same. That's cheap as hell and it being massive will be nice for cold ass World Series games.

 

tegg and i have agreed to wear it as bath robes and post tasteful pics of ourselves in them

 

You'll look incredible

 

Good looking out, just ordered one

 

Easiest trigger pull of the afternoon

 

pull over would look nice paired with 3 inch inseam shorts

 

winnie the pooh style would work too

 

need to get the boys to join the comrades protesting cop city

 

frauddie woulda determined the fruit trees were woke and burned them down

 

my one regret is i didn’t pay for overnight shipping. i don’t want to wait 4 days for my new bathrobe

 

looks like jerseys are half off at the battery store this weekend, but you can probably find similar deals on fanatics or Amazon without the Quikcrete patch

 

Don’t forget AJian either

 

I was thinking how much I hated fanatics earlier. I’ve had a penguins shirt for 2 years and the logo has completely peeled off. Just a head is all that’s left.