HoF [REDACTED] v2.0: FUCK...We suck again!

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  1. Virgil Caine

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    Well, that’s all I needed to hear.
     
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  2. Owsley

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    If we sign Ohtani, I will get Larry the Cable Guy tattooed on my buttock for speaking (dreaming?) it into existence.
     
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  3. Stone Cold Steve Austin

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    Braves legend Cam Maybin
     
  4. CUAngler

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  5. It'sAlwaysSunnyInAthens

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    I could see this kind of thinking mattering to our corporate overlords...

     
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  6. Stone Cold Steve Austin

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    I will officially be crushed if the Braves don’t sign Ohtani
     
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  7. Room 15

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    And if not, you get a Marco Gonzalez tattoo
     
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  8. Clown Baby

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    Guys, I don’t think 29 year old Japanese dudes are coming to Larry the Cable Guy in his dreams
     
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  9. Tobias

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  10. jrmy

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    No
     
  11. Tobias

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    yeah how about you make me temper my expectations lol
     
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  12. jrmy

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    I just hit double on the expectations machine
     
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  13. It'sAlwaysSunnyInAthens

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    Hope we don't trade Waldrep.
     
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  14. jrmy

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    Expectations printer go brrrrrrrrrrrrrr
     
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  15. Tobias

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    really think he’s borderline untouchable. i think ajss would get moved before him
     
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  16. It'sAlwaysSunnyInAthens

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    Hope so. Long term we need one if not both of them to be studs.
     
  17. gus_chiggins

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    I like to think Alex wouldn’t move either one without being fairly confident he can extend DC. Boras guy though
     
  18. ashy larry

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  19. One Two

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    I also love spinning baseballs covered in tzatziki sauce
     
  20. It'sAlwaysSunnyInAthens

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    If you can't extend fried or acquire and extend Cease, night need both of them.
     
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  21. gus_chiggins

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    Agreed
     
  22. gus_chiggins

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    Straight ball he hits very much

     
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  23. bcuga

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    That is good because nobody seemed to be able to hit a fastball in the playoffs.
     
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  24. One Two

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    Somebody give this nerd a swirlie

     
  25. Tobias

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    our beat writers are so bad it’s insane
     
  26. One Two

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  27. gus_chiggins

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    Alex basically said to ignore them, so we’re obviously getting Ohtani
     
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  28. It'sAlwaysSunnyInAthens

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    So our Nola offer wasn't competitive

     
  29. Tobias

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    they simply don’t know. if that is accurate it woulda been reported weeks ago and not now.
     
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  30. jplaYa

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    Bow don’t know
     
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  31. jrmy

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    This just makes me think we’re in it because AA never lets shit leak
     
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  32. It'sAlwaysSunnyInAthens

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    I was thinking about this.. a year ago yesterday, National guys reported a Murphy trade was close and we were the favorites. All of our beat guys shot it down. 8 days later he was a brave.

    Feel like Olson wasn't a massive shock either.
     
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  33. Tobias

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    my snit jacket is out for delivery
     
  34. gus_chiggins

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  35. Stone Cold Steve Austin

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    Just sent this to DOB with some thinly veiled threats if his isn’t exactly like it
     
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  36. gus_chiggins

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    Ink stained wretch won’t be dictated to
     
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  37. gus_chiggins

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    Heavens Yates to the Rangers on a 1 year deal
     
  38. ashy larry

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    see ya, grissy

     
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  39. ashy larry

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  40. Festus McBadass

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    Ohtani is a DH/pitcher though
     
  41. Stone Cold Steve Austin

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    AA has never “lied” about this stuff
     
  42. Tobias

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    this is the clearest sign yet outside of the larry the cable guy dream that we are getting ohtani
     
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  43. Tobias

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    only subscribers to my onlyfans page get the picture in my new jacket

    it’s 100% the snit jacket and it’s warm as hell. i’m gonna wear it to grill out in tonight
     
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  44. It'sAlwaysSunnyInAthens

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    how long is it? Mid thigh? Knee?
     
  45. Tobias

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    i am 6’ and the XL comes down to mid thigh. it’s really well insulated tho

    can’t remember who said they didn’t like the pockets but joke is on them because there are 2 sets of pockets
     
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  46. Room 15

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    It was me, and I assume one of those sets are the awful ones?
     
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  47. Room 15

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    I’m glad your groin will stay warm tho
     
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