HoF [REDACTED] v2.0: FUCK...We suck again!

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  1. Tobias

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    this is painful to watch
     
  2. Tobias

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    feels like a win
     
  3. Jimmy Was Taken

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    36 pitches, all but guarantees we see fucking Moylan today. Not that Shitker wouldn't have used him regardless, but God damnit.
     
  4. Tobias

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    way to swing the bat ender

    fuck you snit
     
  5. Tobias

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    philly down 2-0

    if we can get to the break within 2.5, i am feeling very good. just need a chance to reset and get right
     
  6. Tobias

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    why the fuck is chip going on about how no one can bunt for a bit against greinke when newk is trying to sac bunt
     
  7. Degausser

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    Damn. Can't believe that didn't find the gap.
     
  8. Tobias

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    old but still good

     
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    Newk could’ve gone deep today if he didn’t have that absurd first inning
     
  10. Louis Holth

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    Acuña played that about as poorly as you could
     
  11. Degausser

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    Ronnie played that ball terribly
     
  12. Tobias

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    think he woulda scored anyways but not the best effort there
     
  13. Degausser

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    We aren't scoring today
     
  14. Tobias

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    2-0 marlins over phils
    3-0 mets over nats
     
  15. One Two

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    Zach Greinke looks like the doofus bully older brother in every 80s kids adventure movie ever made
     
  16. Tobias

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    we may be bad right now but we aren’t down 6-0 to the mets level bad like the nats are
     
  17. Degausser

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    Lol Flaherty dives and misses the grounder straight to Dansby by 5 feet.
     
  18. Tobias

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    positive to that homer is that it clears flaherty’s lifeless corpse from the game via double switch
     
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  19. Silky Johnson

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    Greinke's a shit matchup for our lineup. Dude's nails.

    We really need to just get to the break and re-group.
     
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  20. Louis Holth

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    This offense feels like 2016 all of a sudden. Shit.
     
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  21. Degausser

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    How is Carle's ERA still just 2.83? It feels like he's been bad for a pretty good while now.
     
  22. Louis Holth

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    There’s not a good matchup for our offense right now. I top out at 72 these days and could probably spin a QS against us.
     
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  23. Tobias

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    also milwaukee (2 up on us for the first wild card) is losing rn to the pirates after losing game 1.

    hopefully we pull a miracle out here but enjoying the other scores around the league so far
     
  24. Silky Johnson

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    Ender needs to bat 9th.
     
  25. Louis Holth

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  26. Baby Boy

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    We would be out of the playoffs if the season ended today because Diamondbacks would be ahead and Brewers also. Dodgers lead the West now and Cubs lead Central. It doesn't matter because it's July 14th but just showing how far south this thing has gone for us the last few weeks. We just fuckin suck out loud and I've never been so happy to see the AS break in my life come tomorrow.
     
  27. Louis Holth

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    The reality is that we’re not making the playoffs and Ale is gonna retain the right to post ITT
     
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  28. Silky Johnson

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    Meanwhile, the Phillies apparently smell blood and upped their offer for Machado. They now potentially lead the sweepstakes.
     
  29. Silky Johnson

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    The Rangers also cut Austin Jackson. Maybe see if he'd like to try to get right in AAA and put Ender on notice we're not messing around. Basically what we did with Joey Bats, except only promote him if he actually proves he can still play...
     
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  30. Tobias

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    yeah but if we win tomorrow we’d be right back in it

    frustrating stretch but marlins hold on today and we win tomorrow to head into the break 1.5 back and .5 up. i will take that
     
  31. Baby Boy

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    I know man and I realize I'm being super negative right now but this team isn't doing a lot to excite. It's tough to watch. We could be completely different next Fri in Washington but we'll probably have to face Scherzer out the gate so that won't be easy. We're just making everything so hard on ourselves when the damn division or a WC is right there for the taking.
     
  32. Degausser

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    This is so bad
     
  33. Louis Holth

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    Our bench is comprised of Santana, Tucker and Flaherty. Like guys, that’s not a playoff team. It’s not even close.
     
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  34. Tobias

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    can’t believe snit had the balls to pinch hit for ender there
     
  35. Arkadin

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    You left out Chuck who is actually good. It needs improvement but the Phillies, Brewers, and others aren't better really
     
  36. Louis Holth

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    There’s tons of room for improvement there. You could argue Santana, Tucker, Flaherty and Moylan aren’t major leaguers. I doubt most playoff teams have 16% of their MLB active roster occupied by AAAA types.
     
  37. Arkadin

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    Ok. I know it needs improvement. I'm just saying the bench batters in Philly and Milwaukee for example (two playoff teams) are arguably worse than ours unless you exclude Chuck
     
  38. Jimmy Was Taken

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    Offense is just completely lifeless of late. No power, and the stringing together of hits has been few and far between.

    Idk what it is, but this is painful to watch. Allowing 2 runs last night and 3 today should result in W's.
     
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  39. Louis Holth

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    I don’t know theirs well, but nobody is as bad as Flaherty and Santana. Flaherty was cut by Philly.
     
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  40. Jimmy Was Taken

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    Nobody has a worse foursome of players than Flaherty, Santana, Freeman and Moylan. There's no possible way.
     
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  41. Arkadin

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    Yes, they are. Feel free to check it out :idk: philly currently has two of their bench bats hitting worse than Santana
     
  42. Louis Holth

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    Nah I don’t care enough to split hairs with you over the dumbest shit. Our bench is really bad and not gonna cut it for a playoff team. Simple as that.
     
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  43. Baby Boy

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    Who gives a shit. It's not good enough and they don't belong on this team if we give a shit about doing anything meaningful this year besides boast about sellout crowds at STP on a weekend in July. This team is lifeless.
     
  44. Arkadin

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    Right, it needs improvement. I'm just saying there are currently two other nl playoff teams with worse benches. This thread has a terrible propensity to go full hyperbole
     
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  45. Degausser

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    Half our team can't touch a low 90s fastball right now
     
  46. Baby Boy

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    One run in two games at home. Whooo that's the ticket!
     
  47. Louis Holth

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    Acuña swings through a lot of fastballs in the zone.
     
  48. Tobias

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    phillies lose. nats lose. brewers down 6-0 in the 9th. all in all not a terrible day.
     
  49. Degausser

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    He swings through a lot of everything.
     
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