HoF [REDACTED] v2.0: FUCK...We suck again!

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  1. Tobias

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    i am glad he got hurt so all these animals can finally start to appreciate him

    you don’t know what you’ve got till it’s gone
     
  2. Sterling A

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    Kakes defense is what's bringing him down, not fans apathy towards him
     
  3. Tobias

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    no sterling it’s definitely fan apathy
     
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  4. Degausser

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    Fan apathy is almost always the lead determining factor of on field value.
     
  5. Sterling A

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    deflecting is always key
     
  6. Tobias

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    even more key? understanding simple social cues
     
  7. Sterling A

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    4 years ago lineup

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  8. Snakes

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    Man Maybin was good that year
     
  9. Sterling A

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    In June had a 7 game stretch where he had 16 hits, 6 RBI, 3 SB's
     
  10. Room 15

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    I loved the Bourn signing
     
  11. Marbles

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    One positive thing about my addiction was that I was pretty much out of it for the entirety of all the bad years and don’t remember much. Sobered up just in time to watch the good Braves the last two seasons.
     
  12. Baby Boy

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    Quickly in my head we have series wins over the Dodgers, Cubs, Twins, Indians, Nationals x 2 from that list.

    A combined 17-14 record vs teams from the WS odds list.
     
  13. SC

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    I had absolutely forgotten the Ryan Lavarnway era.
     
  14. Clown Baby

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    It was a trade to shore up center after Nate McLouth turned in his third consecutive dogshit season as a Brave. Great move tho
     
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  15. jrmy

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    I will never.
     
  16. Room 15

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    That’s right. God, fuck Nate McLouth
     
  17. jrmy

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    Was Nate McLouth before or after Rick Ankiel?
     
  18. Sterling A

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    during

    McLouth 2009-2011
    Ankiel 2010
     
  19. One Two

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    McClouth was so fucking bad I almost feel bad for cheering when he and Heyward collided in the outfield and he was the one that got hurt
     
  20. Louis Holth

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    It’s the one part that’s gotten worse when compared to the Flower’s era
     
  21. FightingCock

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    I'm not upset about Pache or Waters. I didnt expect either one to be ready this year and it's a sign of their talent that they are in Gwinnett already. Anything we see from them is a bonus heading into next year
     
  22. It'sAlwaysSunnyInAthens

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    I think that lineup is from his terrible second stint.
     
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  23. jplaYa

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    We went from the vacuum of McLouth to the black hole of Uggla. Both were Mendoza aficionados by the end of their Braves tenure.

    Uggla was the silver slugger winner in 2010. In 2013 he set an MLB record for fewest hits in a season with a qualifying number of ABs—80 in 448.

    Dark times my friends.
     
  24. Stone Cold Steve Austin

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    Remember when Uggla broke Dimaggio’s record though?
     
  25. Snakes

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    I remember Justin Upton was the best power hitter in the game for like a month.
     
  26. jrmy

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    Remember that streak when you could just pencil in a Medlen start as a win
     
  27. Nug

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    I remember during his like 30+ game hit streak he was averaging just more than 1 hit per game. Something like 31 hits for a 30 game hit streak
     
  28. Snakes

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    BJ Upton's and Dan Uggla's contracts alone were enough to send us into rebuild.
     
  29. Clown Baby

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    Barves to extend the netting to the foul poles

     
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  30. SC

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  31. AIOLICOCK

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    Yeah, even if we just go 18-18 the rest of the way, at this point, the Nats would have to go 25-14.
     
  32. It'sAlwaysSunnyInAthens

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    So pache is hitting 7th now... He's really struggling, but is that really what the minor leagues are about?
     
  33. Hawks11

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    I think they’re trying to take away the pressure of hitting near the top. Let him just focus on hitting and not RBIs.
     
  34. SC

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  35. FightingCock

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    Somebody called it
     
  36. Clown Baby

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    Feels like Pache was always going to experience some growing pains at the plate. Now, Drew Waters? You can plug that kid into the big club’s lineup tomorrow and he won’t miss a beat.
     
  37. jplaYa

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    If they weren’t totally different races, Shanks would probably argue he’s had them confused for the past few years.
     
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  38. Clown Baby

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    Wait, Drew Waters isn’t Dominican?
     
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  39. bcuga

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    What I have been saying all along
     
  40. jplaYa

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    If he’s Dominican, I’m related to Big Boi
     
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  41. jrmy

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    You guys ready for a lineup that looks like this tomorrow:

    RF Ronnie
    2B Oz
    1B Fred
    3B JD
    C Mac
    SS Hech
    LF Ortega
    P Keuchel
    CF Hamilton
     
  42. Drown ‘Em

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    Though I’m a fan of what you suggest, no way Snit bats the pitcher 8th.
     
  43. jrmy

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    He’s done it before
     
  44. FightingCock

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    Waters is a hacker, just needs to try and work out those empty at bats (the Ks)
     
  45. jrmy

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    On days that Max is pitching should he hit 7th ahead of Hech and Hamilton?
     
  46. Drown ‘Em

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    Snitker moving pitchers back to 9th in lineup
    By Mark Bowman | May 9, 2018
    ST. PETERSBURG -- Braves manager Brian Snitker reluctantly relented to the front office's suggestion to begin batting his starting pitcher in the eighth spot of the lineup. But he is now done with what proved to be a short-term experiment.
    "I don't like it," Snitker said. "We might go back to it some. I didn't like it when I did it before. I did it for a specific purpose. But I'm going to go back to hitting the pitcher ninth.”

    He didn’t like it.
     
  47. SC

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  48. It'sAlwaysSunnyInAthens

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    Think his defense has really slipped this year, but so had hechavarria's. Hope he can get it together.
     
  49. It'sAlwaysSunnyInAthens

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    Jesus, how bad are you when you can't get at bats in our depleted outfield