HoF [REDACTED] v2.0: FUCK...We suck again!

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  1. Louis Holth

    Louis Holth but we also just might be those motherfuckers
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    You really are doing God’s work.
     
  2. chuckles

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    One guy who isn't catching nearly enough flak in this thread for his piss poor playoff performance is Keuchel. He was brought it to be our steady hand for the playoffs and he laid two eggs. He deserves as much heat as anybody on the roster for this debacle.
     
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  3. Tobias

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    its kind of the elephant in the room but as a guy who only deals in speaking truths, i will come out and say it

    if we start ace game 4 instead of shitty ass keuchel on short rest, we are preparing to host game 1 of the nlcs tomorrow
     
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  4. jplaYa

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    Not sure we fire snit, but we need to think hard about it.

    You can be beloved by your players but it doesn’t matter when he can’t put you in the best position to win.

    Need a new skipper.
    Need two outfielders to pair with Acuna. Could be Duvall + 1. Could be Duvall to the bench.
    Need to figure out about 3B. Feel like Riley isn’t ready.
    Need to figure out a pitching coach.
    Need to figure out about starting pitching in general.
    Need to define roles for the bullpen and cut away the chaff.
    Need to figure out catcher. I think we cut Flow and keep Cervelli and get another.

    I feel like Riley/Duvall/Charlie is a great bench with Joyce, GOAT, and Ortega. We obviously don’t keep all but that’s a pretty good group to pick from.

    It’s a lot for AA but he needs to nut up and make the hard choices here. We’ve endured enough
     
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  5. jplaYa

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    nope
     
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  6. Balls McLongcock

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    Should’ve started Soroka game 1 and then game 4 on the road. Don’t give a fuck about splits, let your best guy pitch two games
     
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  7. Clown Baby

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    Folty sucking ass on the road kinda strong armed us into Soroka Game 3. Fire Folty into the sun!
     
  8. Gin Buckets

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    I'm in a text group with old VT buddies -- all but 2 are Nats fans (1 other Brave, and a Phils as well). I've been :smug: af all season. Last night, and again today, has been a nightmare.
     
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  9. Tobias

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    did you inform them that you are the sole reason for our elimination from the playoffs
     
  10. Clown Baby

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    Fire Jinx Fuckhead into the sun!
     
  11. Where Eagles Dare

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    Said it from the beginning, pitching Soroka game 3 was fucking stupid.

    5 game series and our best starter pitched one fucking time
     
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  12. Where Eagles Dare

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    :smug:

    Not on any list.
     
  13. Gaknight

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    We are Moving on up
     
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  14. Tobias

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    until i can confirm for a fact that freddie does not post here and then all bets are off
     
  15. Gaknight

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    SCSA being top 3 on any list invalidates the whole thing tbh
     
  16. Where Eagles Dare

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    We are 100% picking up Julio's option (congrats Tobias)

    He's going to make 30+ starts (all being TQSs), throw 180 innings, destroy the Marlins and have an ERA around 4.25

    That's gonna be our 5th guy in the rotation. We don't have enough money or enough ready young talent to have anything better.
    1. Soroka
    2. Folty
    3. Max
    4. Newk/Anderson/one of the awful young guys that failed this year/etc
    5. Ace
    I'd guess we'll sign an old vet to give us another arm.

    I'd really like to see Newk get another shot at as a starter
     
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  17. Where Eagles Dare

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    I've been told Freddie posts like he plays in the playoffs.

    He's basically Gubbs
     
  18. Chipper>Jeter

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    We aren’t firing Snit. He will probably get an extension just for winning the division.
     
  19. BlazingRebel

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    Fuck TBS and MLB one more time for that fucking biased ass scheduling
     
  20. SC

    SC I’m boring and I’m bored
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  21. BlazingRebel

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    :pray::pray:
     
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  22. It'sAlwaysSunnyInAthens

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    That seems super positive
     
  23. Degausser

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    Any word on when yesterday's rainout will be made up? NLCS starts tomorrow, so I assume today, but I haven't heard anything official.
     
  24. jrmy

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  25. Stone Cold Steve Austin

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  26. Degausser

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    I thought I did enough work down the stretch, but it's clear Tobias manages his top 5 much the same way Snit does.
     
  27. Clown Baby

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    Does that make me, as #5, Nick Markakis?
     
  28. Degausser

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    You said it, not me.
     
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  29. Tobias

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    scsa is pushing his luck with his less than enthusiastic support of ace so there is hope for you yet, #6
     
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  30. Clown Baby

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  31. Clown Baby

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    This is depressing as fuck

     
  32. bcuga

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    I expect the Braves and Donaldson to talk. I'm just not confident the Braves are going to out bid more desperate teams on the open market.
     
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  33. Clown Baby

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    Who would everyone realistically like to see us sign in free agency? My top 3 would be JD, MadBum, Marte/Puig
     
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  34. Drown ‘Em

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  35. wes tegg

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    If the answer to that question is anything but a resounding "yes," then he needs a serious attitude adjustment. He was obviously hurt, and that cost the team tremendously.
     
  36. Nug

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    Give me Puig, por favor.

    Oh, and we need a motherfucking catcher for like the 8th straight year. In MLB The Show I always just put a slugger back there, could go that route.
     
  37. Deuce

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    The surgery should be scheduled for no later than tomorrow.
     
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  38. Clown Baby

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    I want us to lean into old white guy baseball’s jealousy of Ronnie and field an all-Cuban, all-Dominican team (plus Dansby). Let’s turn heel; make the foam tomahawks twice as big
     
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  39. Snakes

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    do we just not even have a prayer at Rendon? I have wanted Puig for years and I feel like we are always loosely tied to him when he inevitably pops up on the chopping block.
     
  40. Chipper>Jeter

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    MadBum please
     
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  41. Chipper>Jeter

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    Can they fix his gaping vagina while he is under?
     
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  42. Tobias

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    snit (or tegg if he bans jrmy) delivers the lineup card while donning a tribal headdress
     
  43. It'sAlwaysSunnyInAthens

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    Can our Venezuelan guys stay?
     
  44. Drown ‘Em

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    Yes our Venezuelan guy (only one on the 40 man) can stay
     
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  45. It'sAlwaysSunnyInAthens

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    Want to check that again? I can think of 3 off the top of my head.
     
  46. Tobias

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    sounds like ace is in cb’s master plan. love it.
     
  47. Clown Baby

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    If you want to talk shit about our “Latin flair” to the 2020 Braves you’re gonna have to do it through our interpreter
     
  48. Clown Baby

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    An overwhelmed Dansby Swanson: “Donde esta la biblioteca”
     
  49. Nug

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    Jajajaja