HoF [REDACTED] v2.0: FUCK...We suck again!

Discussion in 'The Mainboard' started by One Man Wolfpack, Jul 2, 2016.

  1. SC

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  2. FightingCock

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    Any notables left unprotected?
     
  3. Drown ‘Em

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  4. HtownTide

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    Bet Burrows will get scooped up by someone
     
  5. jrmy

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    He had a rough year last year
     
  6. jrmy

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    18) Kyle Funkhouser, RHP

    I want him
     
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  7. Tobias

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  8. It'sAlwaysSunnyInAthens

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    Rip
     
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  9. Clown Baby

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    Gimme Salvatore Perez or Willson Contreras and I don’t want to pay much
     
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  10. Clown Baby

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    MLB.com doing potential superstar trades and has Bryant to us for Fried, Waters, Contreras, and Bryce Wilson. I don’t really like it.
     
  11. Snakes

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    i could stomach Fried OR Waters but not both
     
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  12. jrmy

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    I'd prefer not to include Fried but if we were sure to get 2016 Kris Bryant I'd probably be okay with it
     
  13. Reggie Washington

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    For two years of KB? Is that really worth it?
     
  14. Clown Baby

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    I don’t think so. Fried is only going to get better and Waters is our best prospect imo.
     
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  15. Clown Baby

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    Thinking about it, I don’t believe Puke’s spot in the bullpen is guaranteed. We’ve got five guys (Smith, Mark, Shane, Martin, Darren) penciled in already and four are righties. We still need a long reliever (would like to bring Tomlin back) and a LOOGY. That leaves one spot and I’d much rather have Webb that dirtball
     
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  16. Reggie Washington

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    Itd be one thing if they'd signed him to a long term deal but damn, we'd be left holding the bag if he chose to not extend.
     
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  17. Snakes

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    +1 like for using "LOOGY"
     
  18. Tobias

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    isn’t the mlb essentially outlawing loogys with their minimum batters faced nonsense
     
  19. Clown Baby

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    Good point. That rule is dumb as shit. We still have to have more than one lefty though, maybe two with Smith closing.
     
  20. Clown Baby

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    Like how is that a response wrt speeding up games. “Situational pitching eats too much time, let’s force guys who labored through one at-bat to throw to two more guys.”
     
  21. Snakes

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    It's a terrible rule. has it officially passed? I kind of expect Newcomb to end up being loogy by the end of the year but maybe he will surprise us as a starter.
     
  22. SC

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    That is way too much for KB.
     
  23. Gregor

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    No
     
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  24. Clown Baby

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    The Yankees need to trade Clint Frazier to us. He’s doing them no good in the bench and they could use another arm like Luke Jackson
     
  25. Nug

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    Grandal off the market
     
  26. ashy larry

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    4/73

    nope nope nope
     
  27. Tobias

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    let's trade for realmuto
     
  28. Daddy Rabbit

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    what would it take to get McCann from the White Sox. 1 year left at ~ $5 mil
     
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  29. Nug

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    Riley's huge, doesn't move great, but has a big arm. Let's stick him at C and just be legends.
     
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  30. Nug

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    Full disclosure: I tried this on my MLB The Show franchise and results were suboptimal.

    But we also had a 6-8 pitcher with 101 heat named "The Nug" that went 30-0 with a sub 2.00 ERA, + Puig, so we made up for it elsewhere.
     
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  31. Clown Baby

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    The Nug is a regularly Denny McLain
     
  32. Tobias

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    i found that all the positions were interchangeable on baseball video games so that's how my team ended up with mike cameron at third base
     
  33. Clown Baby

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    An important thing to me is that we won’t have to use our #FinancialFlexibility to acquire three relievers at the deadline this year.
     
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  34. Nug

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    [​IMG]
     
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  35. Daddy Rabbit

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  36. FightingCock

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    Still would do it for the 7m savings
     
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  37. jrmy

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    I want us to trade for Willson Contreras just to see if it would be possible for Tyler Flowers to break the record for passed balls in a season in only 40-50 games or less
     
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  38. Snakes

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    I am pretty sure he fell off a cliff after the all star game too.
     
  39. SC

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  40. Clown Baby

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    Count me among those who would love Ozuna. He’s killed us in Miami and St Louis so I’d like to not have to face him anymore. I’d also love to maroon Kakes in space and find some idiot willing to take Ender.
     
  41. It'sAlwaysSunnyInAthens

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    Wonder if it's an expensive LF or Donaldson, or if we are trying for both.
     
  42. Clown Baby

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    Would love for it to be both but I think we’re looking at two free agent position players who’ll take less that $20 mil a year and then trade for our third opening.
     
  43. Clown Baby

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    Anyone know what Yan Gomes’ defensive metrics were last year? He was pretty great in Cleveland and while his average isn’t great, he’s still got some pop
     
  44. jrmy

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    Solid. Middle of the road framing, good receiver, controls the running game relatively well.

    5 DRS
     
  45. Clown Baby

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    I’d be please with Ozuna and Moose or JD and Puig. Give the Cubs Wright and Alex Jackson for Contreras and call it a day.
     
  46. It'sAlwaysSunnyInAthens

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    No pitcher?
     
  47. Clown Baby

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    Wheeler or Madbum. I’d actually forgotten that Wheeler is a hometown kid too.
     
  48. It'sAlwaysSunnyInAthens

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    I think Robbie Ray for some lesser pitching prospects makes a ton of sense.
     
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