HoF Smoltzy v2.0: DBALB

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  1. ashy larry

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    always seemed like Alonso raked but boy was he butt in 2019
     
  2. JeremyLambsFace

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    He had one good half-season in Oakland but has been pretty mediocre otherwise
     
  3. SC

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    Good insurance for when Freddie’s arm falls off and he just takes an Advil and uses the heating pad.
     
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  4. Louis Holth

    Louis Holth David LaChapelle levels of not giving a fuck
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    Hey man that was my advice to him. Pls don’t make light of medical advice from a professional, such as myself
     
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  5. Clown Baby

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    Yonder is Machado’s brother-in-law. Could there be something there after San Diego starts 12-70?
     
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  6. Drown ‘Em

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    This is the kind of move you make when you’re actually trying to win.
     
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  7. jplaYa

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    Freaking Betts in the NL
     
  8. FightingCock

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    Dammit, and Joc being traded as well. Was that prospect they got in return Worth a shit? I still want Puig, but doubtful we make another move
     
  9. Drown ‘Em

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    And in the same outfield as Bellinger...
     
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  10. One Two

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    yeah but how are the acoustics on their dugout refuse bins?
     
  11. jplaYa

    jplaYa CHAMPZY/SMOLTZY/CHELSEA
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    Pollock when healthy ain’t no slouch either. They’re loaded more so than the past 5 years. Muncy, Lux/Kike, Seager that’s healthy, and Turner is scary too. Chris Taylor is their utility guy. Just dumb.
     
  12. Clown Baby

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    Anyone want to post the ESPN+ projected starting lineup? I just want to make sure my boy Nick is penciled in at 5.
     
  13. Tobias

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    only have espn+ on my phone through apple (technology amirite lol) so just gonna post the list nothing more nothing less for you disgusting and ungrateful pigs

    #7 overall

    ronnie
    ozzie
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    KAKES
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    camargo

    #5 contact, #10 patience, #13 power, #11 speed, #25 balance, #3 core hitters, #1 lineup holes

    riley for johan and duvy for kakes against lefties
     
  14. Where Eagles Dare

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    Are these NL or MLB ranks

    Edit... See the #25 so nvm
     
  15. JeremyLambsFace

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    They seem to be much higher on our lineup than I am.
     
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  16. SC

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    Worked in Houston with Mike Fast. Also used to write at Baseball Prospectus.
     
  17. Tobias

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    fuck yeah we're gonna emulate them and do whatever it takes to win
     
  18. Stone Cold Steve Austin

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    We need Sterling back
     
  19. Tobias

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  20. Stone Cold Steve Austin

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    Yes
     
  21. BP

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  22. Tobias

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    it’s 49 days until opening day
     
  23. Where Eagles Dare

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    When is our boy Sterling A gonna post some tweets
     
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  24. Connor Norman

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    If there were only a current player on the team with that number you could have posted their picture
     
  25. Tobias

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    we're retiring that number out of respect to ace
     
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  26. Clown Baby

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    When the Braves win the pennant
     
  27. Chipper>Jeter

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    Angels in the outfield!

    So who is our 3rd baseman starting day?
     
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  28. Clown Baby

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    Johan is gonna get a ton of opportunities to suck because Snitker is gonna go Ozuna, Kakes, D’Arnaud, Johan, Bae. Then we’ll get Riley when Ender plays :blech:
     
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  29. Chipper>Jeter

    Chipper>Jeter Fuck Gus, Quinn, and TD
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    So squeak into the playoffs, we have probably unjustified hope, and get out in the wildcard/nlds again? Awesome. Glad the braves have gone the Auburn route of fucking with my emotions
     
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  30. Clown Baby

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    Not so fast, my friend. Riley will take command of the job around when Pache and Waters are called up
     
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  31. One Two

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    There is a disparaging joke here about Chief Knockahoma’s in the Outfield
     
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  32. FightingCock

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    Joc back on the market
     
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  33. Chipper>Jeter

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    How much $$ do we reasonably have to spend? After dividends of course
     
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  34. JeremyLambsFace

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    We have $32 mil under the luxury tax
     
  35. JeremyLambsFace

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    Also I just noticed we picked up Yangervis Solarte on a minor league deal so yet another of our many options at third base
     
  36. Snakes

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    I'm hoping Riley has a good spring and wins the job, but I think he has to be absolutely killing the ball to win the job. Think it's most likely Riley starts in Gwinnett and they give it to Carmargo.
     
  37. SC

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    June 11th and 12th, Braves host the Nats on that Thursday and then the Dodgers the next night on Friday. Jason Isbell playing at The Roxy at the Battery both nights afterwards.
     
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  38. Where Eagles Dare

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    Mighty white of Cobb Co to host this...

    So waht time does the game start?
     
  39. BamaNug

    BamaNug A lot of problems with you ppl
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    If we can somehow land Joc, I'll be much less concerned about 3B.
     
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  40. jplaYa

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    Gotta think any Joc deal for us would have to involve 3 teams because at that point Ender/Duvy would have to be a part of it and the Dodgers would likely want pitching in return.
     
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  41. BamaNug

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    If only there was a team with a deluge of young, minor league arms. Ah, nevertheless
     
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  42. Snakes

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    Does Ender, Wilson and Touki get it done for Joc?
     
  43. Connor Norman

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    Too bad we won’t trade any of them until they have absolutely no value.
     
  44. FightingCock

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    Dammit I dont want to give up either of them, when they turn into Randy Johnson and Pedro. Better Idea is to throw them in the bullpen to work on their craft
     
  45. Chipper>Jeter

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    TD the braves GM too? Fuck
     
  46. Snakes

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    they can work on their craft for the OKC dodgers while Joc is at Truist hitting dingers.
     
  47. wolfpck

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    Where are you getting the afterwards part of this? I see 8:00 pm show on ticket site, with 7:20 starts for Braves.
     
  48. Where Eagles Dare

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    Rumor has it Luke has already given up a home run
     
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  49. SC

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    I'll take it.
     
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