HoF Smoltzy v2.0: DBALB

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  1. Stone Cold Steve Austin

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    Dude
     
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  2. Tobias

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    sorry loubias industries has gotten into pandemic forecasting and that’s what our early models say
     
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  3. Clown Baby

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    Is that Indians game the one where Touki got rocked?
     
  4. Clown Baby

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    CB Dynastics is predicting that baseball will be back by mid-June. Opening Day will feature a memorial service for Luke Jackson.
     
  5. One Two

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    Heard Luke has a bad case of the ‘rona. Forgot to wash his xbox controllers. RIP Puke you’ll be missed by some
     
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  6. Clown Baby

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    I’m hearing rumors that the first four pitches of the season will be in the dirt as a tribute to him
     
  7. One Two

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    This corroborates what I heard. 1st pitch to the next guy will be a fastball down the middle and all the boys will put their hats over their hearts and watch the ball land in the upper deck, in memorandum.
     
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  8. SC

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    That’s the one, yeah.
     
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  9. Daddy Rabbit

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    Vader has gotten to you
     
  10. Tobias

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    i mean you’re just being willfully delusional if you think baseball will happen at this point imo
     
  11. Daddy Rabbit

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    It's my right to be delusional if I want. What's wrong with that?
     
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  12. It'sAlwaysSunnyInAthens

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  13. Tobias

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    if we were doing anything close to them i would update my projections accordingly
     
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  15. JeremyLambsFace

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    Guys if you’re into this sort of thing Braves stock is on sale right now and a little over 50% less than what it was two months ago

    Get in while the getting is good
     
  16. Clown Baby

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    Bout to become controlling shareholder :blessed:
     
  17. Clown Baby

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    Gonna institute a facial hair policy like the Yankees but players get released instead of just having to shave. So long Puke, Kakes and Ender
     
  18. Hewwow

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    Apparently we are back in the international prospect game.
     
  19. Where Eagles Dare

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    That dividend yield is sky rocketing
    :banderas::banderas:
     
  20. Clown Baby

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    My son and daughter, Madison and Madison, are both getting Range Rovers!
     
  21. Drown ‘Em

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    Two balls, one strike.
     
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  22. Where Eagles Dare

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    C'mon don't play. We know your daughter is name Madyson
     
  23. Drown ‘Em

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  24. Louis Holth

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    Loubias has a few different projections for baseball, but we’re only willing to release the current iteration that Toby so generously provided. We will update if CB is able to keep Madison and Madison out of the ball pit at his local McDonald’s and in isolation.
     
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  25. Where Eagles Dare

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    He really needs to be resting his elbow
     
  26. Tobias

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    re-ran some numbers over the weekend and still project there to be no baseball this season
     
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    Cole Hamels can't miss any games if there are no games to miss
     
  28. One Two

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    Got to find the silver lining somewhere
     
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  29. Boom TittyMilk

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    All this extra rest for Ironman is just extending his career multiple years
     
  30. Connor Norman

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    Maybe if the season starts in July Ender will already be in midseason form.
     
  31. Tobias

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    there should be an actual atlanta braves game tonight :(
     
  32. Boom TittyMilk

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  34. Tobias

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    i am still gonna wear my new chipper jersey and just hope the game magically is played tonight

    fss should show opening day from 2 years ago imo
     
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  35. Where Eagles Dare

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    Just be happy you don't have to watch Luke Jackson come out and give up a grand slam in the 6th when we had a 4-1 lead
     
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  36. Tobias

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    that's an absurd hypothetical why would i be upset about a fairytale
     
  37. Where Eagles Dare

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    Hypothetical Game:
    • Soroka goes 9IP on 93 pitches and 14Ks
    • Ronnie goes 5-5 with 4HRs and 1 Double. Stole 3rd
    • Ozzie hits 6 doubles and steals 3rd every time
    • Freeman didn't play b/c a bad elbow. Kakes plays 1st b/c hes a professional & hits 4th. 1-5 with a weak single
    • Big Country goes 2-5 with 3Ks and 2 HRS
    • Ozuna sucks and doesn't do anything and can't throw
    • Catcher hits 3 HRs
    • Ender goes 0-6
    • Dansby uses Ax Handle bat, still sucks 6Ks, but looks pretty doing it
    Braves win 12-0
     
  38. Clown Baby

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    Love the negativity
     
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  39. Where Eagles Dare

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    It's a blend
     
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  40. Clown Baby

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    Well the stuff about Ronnie, Oz, Mike, Riley and D’Arnaud is just fact
     
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  41. Clown Baby

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    I’m interested to see how Snit totally botches Ender when the time comes. There’s absolutely no reason he should be getting regular at-bats but the front office couldn’t be bother to acquire a left-handed hitting outfielder despite all the prospect Capital we have
     
  42. Room 15

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  43. SC

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    Mr. B brought the Braves to Atlanta. An incredibly nice person as well. RIP.
     
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  44. BamaNug

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    Wearing my Ronnie jersey today. Gives me some solace
     
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  45. Clown Baby

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    We’re in for a wonderful treat once stuhly starts attempting to type d’Arnaud
     
  46. Where Eagles Dare

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    Correct.

    Ron is on pace to hist 400 HRs this year and bat 0.999.

    Prove me wrong
     
  47. Where Eagles Dare

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    I just call him catcher.

    btw...should be near error free as I'm not 100% back using my laptop for optimal users experience.
     
    #98649 Where Eagles Dare, Mar 26, 2020
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  48. BamaNug

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    I'll believe that when my shit turns purple and smells like rainbow sherbet