HoF [REDACTED] v2.0: FUCK...We suck again!

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  1. CUtigers86

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    Exactly. Coming off of two in a row in Philly and Newk vs Nola I wish I would've bet the house. No way we were going to win.

    So tired of watching these guys throwing 30 pitches an inning and leaving by the 4th. Better off doing the Tampa Bay strategy and starting relievers. Give Tomlin a try.
     
  2. Louis Holth

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    i know your other children, Malorynn and Brendynn, must be proud to see their older brother promoted.
     
  3. Clown Baby

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    They are but Bryse is my least favorite child. We crop him out of our Christmas card every year
     
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  4. Snakes

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    Bullpen games are fine on occasion, but the best way to ruin your team's biggest strength is to consistently do bullpen games. At some point we need to figure out if these young guys are going to work out as starters or not. I think the case is pretty much closed on Newcomb and Folty, but there is still optimism with Wright, and Touki was amazing in his last start. So we have the makings of a not-terrible top 3. Wilson is next who I know nobody has faith in, but we don't have a whole lot more options. I would assume we will call up Anderson and Davidson as the season progresses, and wouldn't be shocked to see Muller given an opportunity late in the year.
     
  5. Where Eagles Dare

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    Ah yes.

    The guy who can only throw a fastball. I'm sure it'll be different this time around for him.
     
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  6. Louis Holth

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    Seeing you make this tough decision makes me happy to know you’re a proud Liberty shareholder.
     
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  7. Louis Holth

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    It’s not always his two pitches either. He seems to sequence them horribly so that people can easily sit on one of two pitches.
     
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  8. Where Eagles Dare

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    I mean, he threw a Fastball 70% of the time last year. If they just sit fastball, they'll get at least two every at bat
     
  9. jplaYa

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    Yeah I mean I don’t understand how you don’t have have 3 pitches at this point
     
  10. Nug

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    Maybe he learned an eephus this offseason
     
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  11. Tobias

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    guessing we see tucker and pache on thursday for service time reasons
     
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  12. Clown Baby

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    If Austin Riley got to face Bryse Wilson 35 games a year he’d crush Bonds’ home run record and easily hit over .400
     
  13. Tobias

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    thinking of becoming a bryse truther



    he’s only 22 folks
     
  14. Where Eagles Dare

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    I mean, his issues weren't anything to do with throwing strikes.

    He's got a good mid 90s fastball & control, just needs more or will be in the pen quickly. I'm old enough to remember Gausman learning multiple new pitches while on the IL....so I don't see why a 22 year old can't either
     
  15. Where Eagles Dare

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    Really wishing we'd kept Julio Ace Teheran around for 2020. It would've worked so well and he'd be back in Gwinette like most of our other pitchers.

    I'm shocked Tobias hasn't brought up his solid 2 inning, 2 bombs, 5 earned run night last night. In before they were playing the A's excuse & the team won
     
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  16. Tobias

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    glad someone recovering from covid is funny for you. some of you people are sick
     
  17. Tobias

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    we are somehow still on a 99 win pace over a full 162. i feel like BIG MATH is lying to me on this one
     
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  18. Silky Johnson

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    One of my worst takes ever was supporting that trade.
     
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  19. Drown ‘Em

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    It is. Sample size error, it’s too small for that kind of extrapolation to be meaningful. If we had one more loss right now we’d be on a 90 win pace, and with a second loss right now we’d be on an 81 win pace. Give it two more weeks and you’ll likely have a better dataset.
     
  20. bcuga

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    I am not big believer in Bryse but I still think I would rather see him pitch than Newk as a starter.
     
  21. Where Eagles Dare

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    Don't get past basic arithmetic with Lobias. That is the devils numbers
     
  22. Room 15

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    Yea but we don't have two more losses do we?
     
  23. SC

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    Touki Toussaint (R)
    Jordan Montgomery (L)

    1. Ronald Acuna (R) CF
    2. Dansby Swanson (R) SS
    3. Freddie Freeman (L) 1B
    4. Marcell Ozuna (R) RF
    5. Travis d'Arnaud (R) DH
    6. Adam Duvall (R) LF
    7. Austin Riley (R) 3B
    8. Tyler Flowers (R) C
    9. Johan Camargo (S) 2B
     
  24. SC

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  25. Nug

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    season keeps getting better!
     
  26. Tobias

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    i was worried about an asterisk on a title this year but when we win it all with me as our opener in game 7 and Clown Baby as a defensive replacement in the 8th, it’ll actually be the toughest and most honorable title ever won
     
  27. Where Eagles Dare

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    That is an absolutely horrendous lineup
     
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  28. Clown Baby

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    Snit just said on the radio that Bryse is gonna be a long relief guy
     
  29. Tobias

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    he’ll be batting cleanup by friday
     
  30. Where Eagles Dare

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    So then our starter tomorrow is TBD? Or we going bullpen game
     
  31. Clown Baby

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    No idea. Snit just implied that he’s gonna be an innings eater but not a starter (because if he starts that’s only 2 innings eaten)
     
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  32. Clown Baby

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    That’s gonna interfere with the family dinner we have every Friday. Just kidding, Bryse is never invited anyway
     
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  33. Where Eagles Dare

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    AA gonna be furious when Snit plays tomorrow's starter tonight
     
  34. Clown Baby

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    Snit gets designated for assignment and the Braves finally named an unconventional baseball guy manager. That man? Brian Jordan.

    We lose out.
     
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  35. Room 15

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    jameis.gif
     
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  36. Clown Baby

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    Cant see shit, partna
     
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  37. Clown Baby

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    Grand opening, grand closing
     
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  38. Tobias

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    don’t let the camera work fool you that woulda been to the warning track in a normal park
     
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  39. Deuce

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    Paul Byrd: “How do you settle down after giving up 3 runs in the first? You start with the next pitch, then the next hitter, then the next batter.”

    Huh?
     
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  40. Tobias

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    let’s uhhh fucking stop maybe

     
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  41. Stone Cold Steve Austin

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  42. Tobias

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    not sure flow could have more lazily reached back to touch second. he damn near got picked
     
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  43. Tobias

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    way to stay in the game ender!

    heaven forbid you advance
     
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  44. bcuga

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    Ender still on first. Embarrassing Flowers steals a bag and Ender couldnt.
     
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  45. bamasam09

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    Those were some shit at-bats, especially from Dansby.
     
  46. Tobias

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    jesus christ
     
  47. bcuga

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    This is terrible
     
  48. Tobias

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    may grab a nap
     
  49. Tobias

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    DFA ender pls
     
  50. bcuga

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    Just let Tucker Davidson pitch. He can't be worse than what has been thrown out there.
     
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