HoF [REDACTED] v2.0: FUCK...We suck again!

I disagree. Austin Riley strikes me as Cabbagetown guy

 

When he’s not at the ballpark he’s baking artisan breads at home while listening to the black keys

 

phillies are currently losing 5-1 bottom 5 in a 7 inning game

 

Austin would be elbow deep in the Pool Hall/Red Door/Churchills scene of 2005-2015.

Where's that moved to now? The Battery? Inman Park?

 

Big Sky/5 paces and PBR/Sport and Social are his moves

 

I think there’s a Stagecoach at the Battery so there. Inman is a little too trendy for Big Country imo.

 

I had him more of a Moondogs/Hole In The Wall/Peachtree Tavern bro

 

phillies let voth throw a complete game on them and lose

we clinch with a win tonight

 

I saw Austin in Steak n Shake in the very, very early hours of the morning, the night we clinched last year. He’s a basic man.

 

is the Ivy still a thing? seems like riley would like the ivy

 

Ive never seen him and I practically live there

 

Peachtree tavern is now some marbled out club called Red Martini.

 

first of all, you atlanta people are throwing too many big words at me, and because i don't understand them, i’m gonna take them as disrespect.

 

Stealing another one of my bits, huh. Are you going to claim to be a dad and threadstarter next?

 

more time to #savethechildren

 

What a bitch move

 

joe hates garrett cooper but he’s still much more folksy about it on the radio

“this guy complains about the umps as much as i do”

it’s insane how much better he is at radio without chip

 

“urena is the biggest villain in atlanta since general sherman”

get his ass joe

 

Chip called that liner like it was 15 rows deep

 

Chip can't control himself

 

Saw Bmac and Frenchy at Moondogs one night back in like '07

 

BUG BEAR

 

BUGGGGGG

 

BUG

 

BUG BUG BUG

 

Frenchy and Glavine are a good pair. Just need a new play-by-play guy and we'd be good.

 

That ball Acuna hit sounded like it was about 20
Rows deep on the radio. 111 off the bat

 

Just had a ton of top spin

 

they should let joe do play by play

he’s fantastic on the radio and those three would just fuck around all the time

 

Bryse might have found something with this two-seamer

 

Did Tomlin teach Bryse how to pitch too??

 

Can’t wait to hear about how Tomlin changed his grip on his fastball and got him to reach his full potential

 

Ozwald!

 

OZ OZ OZ

 

OZZZZZZZZ

 

Ozzie gtlettinbf revenge for his Lil Brother!!!

 

“Driven toward right” = shallow fly ball

 

like watching da vinci paint

 

Bryse making these guys looks stupid

 

“turns out the seems on the ball are actually useful”
- Bryse postgame interview

 

This is super impressive from Bryse

 

I am penciling in Bryse as the #5 starter next year

 

I think Frenchy likes beer more than me, which is impressive

 

I'm not sure why we need Stroman

Max
Soroka
Ian
Wright
Bryse

Starting 5 costing like 2mm total gonna be reeeaaaaallllllll nice for dividends

 

He drinks blueberry beer tho

 

Frenchy just slams 15 5% blueberry beers a night, it seems.