HoF Smoltzy v2.0: #FIREAA&SNIT

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  1. Tobias

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    unironically yes trevor. you shoulda won more if you wanted home field advantages
     
  2. bcuga

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    They could always just watch it from the PBR bar
     
  3. One Man Wolfpack

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    If MLB had a Karen, this is the guy.
     
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  4. Louis Holth

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    Bauer is such a cunt
     
  5. bcuga

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    I want to see him have a meltdown on the mound
     
  6. FightingCock

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    Saw it in 2010, against he and Gerrit Cole. Omaha
     
  7. Degausser

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    I'd like to see him turn around and launch a ball into Chattahoochee Falls.
     
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  8. Tobias

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    i would like to see him meltdown so hard he loses the game and then melts down even more to the point he signs a contract with us for next season
     
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  9. bcuga

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    that's true. i would enjoy the meltdowns if he dominated for the braves like he did the reds
     
  10. SC

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    “The Phillies are still expected to make a serious attempt to re-sign Realmuto this offseason. It won't be cheap. He is seeking to become the highest-paid catcher in the history of the game and word is he's targeting a figure way beyond the $23 million per season that Joe Mauer made in an eight-year deal with Minnesota Twins.

    Word in baseball circles is that Realmuto wants to stay in Philadelphia, but money will talk. He is said to have an attraction to Atlanta or one of the Texas teams — close to his Oklahoma home — if he doesn't re-sign with the Phillies, but the Mets could change the calculus entirely.”

    Would love to have JT, but he’s not coming to Atlanta if he wants to be paid in Real American Dollars.
     
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  11. Where Eagles Dare

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    Is he interested in a 1 year deal?
     
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  12. Deuce

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    MLB is defining family as wife and children only. So it wouldn’t have mattered how many games the Reds won, Trevor’s parents still couldn’t watch him play.
     
  13. Connor Norman

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    Let’s offer him $30 million
    in Colombian pesos
     
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  14. Louis Holth

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    He’s just looking for some odd edge. They’re talking quite a bit of shit. I’m actually pretty pleased with that. I’d like for us to finally play with a chip on our shoulder this time of year.
     
  15. ashy larry

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    give him a locker next to LuQ and flowers so they can just be weirdos in the corner together but overall not sure he’s a fit in the clubhouse. braves country will love him tho
     
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  16. JeremyLambsFace

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    Right now is why we should have resigned Donaldson because I could make a couple of outstanding climate change/bringing the rain jokes here

    God dammit, AA
     
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  17. Room 15

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    We don’t have bug if we sign Jd.

    How selfish of you to prioritize your burgeoning comedy career over the team
     
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    Wow what a nice thing for you to say
     
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  19. It'sAlwaysSunnyInAthens

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    Random draft thought.. Hope he's gone before we pick but if not this is my guy..

     
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  20. bcuga

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    Very few people are picking Atlanta. This doesn't shock me, but it is annoying.
     
  21. Tobias

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    we haven’t won a series since a month after 9/11. i wouldn’t pick us either. perennial choke artists
     
  22. bcuga

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    That's why I said I'm not shocked. I think this team being here before is going to help them overcome the playoff atmosphere and not choke this year.
     
  23. It'sAlwaysSunnyInAthens

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    Hasn't it been even longer for them though?
     
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  24. Tobias

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    not sure tbh. but they also weren’t consistently in the playoffs with nothing to show for it so kinda judging on two different scales

    also winning this series doesn’t count as ending the streak for me. win the nlds
     
  25. gordon bombay

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    True but I also feel like it would be very Atlanta of us to win 1 3 game series in the corona year and give Snitker a lifetime contract
     
  26. It'sAlwaysSunnyInAthens

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    Someone said they haven't won a series since 95.
     
  27. wes tegg

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    For the franchise, but they have some guys with postseason success.
     
  28. wes tegg

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    For the Braves, I think it’s more than just the fact the franchise hasn’t won shit in forever. There aren’t any guys on the roster who have. Ozuna is the only hitter who has won a postseason series. No starting pitcher has.
     
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  29. Tobias

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    don’t disrespect pablo
     
  30. Tobias

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    it’s also impossible to ignore the fact that we won one title with glavine, smoltz, maddux and the two jones’ when judging difference in postseason success between us and others


    the franchise is judged on that failure as they very well should be
     
  31. Tobias

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    like sure we have dominated this division for most of all of our lives but we got 1 stinking title out of it 25 years ago and no pennants in 20 years while every other east team sans new york has at least one title (and they at least have a pennant within the last 5 years)
     
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  32. wes tegg

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    The fact that the shell of Pablo is going to be on the roster kind of proves my point, though.
     
  33. Louis Holth

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    Stop badgering the Tobias
     
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  34. Where Eagles Dare

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    Is the roster out yet?

    Anyone seen anything on Cmart?
     
  35. Tobias

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    thats twice you’ve insulted kung fu panda there isn’t gonna be a third
     
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  36. Gin Buckets

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    The way I see it, Braves really need to win in 2. As good as Kyle has looked, I don't wish to see how he reacts in that type of pressure situation. Addditionally, anecdotally at least, Castillo also seems like the pitcher this team would struggle with the most.
     
  37. Clown Baby

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    CB Dynastics has partnered with a well known security contractor named after a Doobie Brothers song to keep Gin Buckets away from the Battery starting tomorrow. Anyone wearing an Atlanta United jersey or bright colored polo will be no scoped.
     
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  38. wes tegg

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    Where Eagles Dare and I are also self-quarantining.
     
  39. Clown Baby

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    Gonna send Trevor Bauer a bunch of targeted ads about how Atlanta is the perfect city to explore with your drone
     
  40. AIOLICOCK

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    No you didn't, he never even pitched in that series.
     
  41. Louis Holth

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    It’s sad the Braves had to create this virus to keep GB’s jinxin’ ass away from games this October.
     
  42. bcuga

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    The key to a World Series title is making GB thread team captain.
     
  43. Where Eagles Dare

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    Currently pouring in Atlanta
     
  44. Room 15

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    A necessary evil
     
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  45. Where Eagles Dare

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    Tobias

    Looks like you might be able to get home before the start of the game. Probably going to rain into the 3 o'clock hour. Then I'd assume they'd allow for the field to dry and some proper warm up
     
  46. Tobias

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    “oh rob i guess we shoulda just won more games if we wanted to play in cincy where it’s currently 61 and sunny instead of playing here in rainy atlanta huh?!?”

    -bauer in a few hours
     
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  47. Tobias

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    plenty of time for me to get home!
     
  48. One Two

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    Looking forward to some playoff ball you guys
     
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  49. Tobias

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    me too hopefully the rain clears up
     
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