HoF [REDACTED] v2.0: FUCK...We suck again!

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  1. Where Eagles Dare

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    He'll probably die in Spring like Hamels old ass did
     
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    That's fine. I don't hate him. I just hate the marginal risky 1 year moves vs being a real franchise and trying to sign top players to multi year deals. I also feel like 1 more expensive starter would have been more beneficial than 2 10s of million dollar guys

    At some point in time we're going to stop hitting the jackpot on 1 year players
     
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  3. Room 15

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    Looked damn good in the jersey
     
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  4. Where Eagles Dare

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    5 Runs over 4.1 vs the Dodgers

    Great!
     
  5. Clown Baby

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    He had a 2.70 era throughout the postseason and won Game 7 of the ALCS. Again, shut da fuck up
     
  6. jrmy

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    Speaking of Hamels I wonder if he’d take a redemption deal for like a mil or 2 to see if he’s got anything left in the tank
     
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  8. Where Eagles Dare

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    Cool, I'm glad he'll be able to dominate the AL teams as we work our way through the NL Playoffs
     
  9. Where Eagles Dare

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    Maybe he can pay us 2mm
     
  10. Clown Baby

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    What are you even arguing now?
     
  11. Clown Baby

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    Stuhly is so used to be ass red mad all the time that he can’t even enjoy some good news
     
  12. HtownTide

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    Love the signing. Now bring back Ozuna
     
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  13. It'sAlwaysSunnyInAthens

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    The people somehow upset about this are blowing my mind.
     
  14. Tobias

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    it’s pathetic what ale has turned this fanbase into. that’s why we needed to ban him for good instead of allowing his crying bullshit to seep into the psyche of others
     
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  15. Where Eagles Dare

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    We've signed another 40 year old dude coming off his worst season in a decade. Cool, he dominated the no longer cheating Astros that one or two times. Yay!!!!

    Maybe we could have nutted up and spent an extra 6mm on a real pitcher like Zack Wheeler last year or used the deals combined to sign a top end guy to give us a legit solid top 4 for the next 4 years.

    We are adding marginal pieces that would be great deals if we had unlimited money
     
  16. Clown Baby

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    I don’t think the guy who finished 3rd in AL Cy Young voting the last time we had a full season is a “marginal piece”
     
  17. Tobias

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    there are real life, seemingly functional adults crying about the fact that charlie freaking morton is now our #4 starter

    get a fucking grip, guys
     
  18. Where Eagles Dare

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    Yeah, now he's 2 years older coming off his worst season in a decade. He's fucking 38
     
  19. Upton^2

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  20. Tobias

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  21. Clown Baby

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    Now do one where stuhly only cares about his one start against the Dodgers because the Yankees and Astros are AL lineups
     
  22. It'sAlwaysSunnyInAthens

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  23. Tobias

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  24. Pharm

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    So what are our bat options? Ozuna and Kris Bryant?
     
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  25. It'sAlwaysSunnyInAthens

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    Maybe springer?
     
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  26. ashy larry

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    liquidating all my loubias shares (of which I had few)
     
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  27. Clown Baby

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    *Braves sign Nelson Cruz following adoption of universal DH*

    Stuhly: “We signed a 40 year old who hit the fewest home runs he’s hit since 2008. This sucks”
     
  28. It'sAlwaysSunnyInAthens

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    Morton's first two starts last year were awful. After that..

    the veteran righty returned with improved velocity and a 3.72 ERA in seven starts before going on to post a 2.70 ERA through 20 postseason innings.
     
  29. Clown Baby

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    Dude also maintains a great K to BB ratio
     
  30. Tobias

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    i for one wish to make sweeping declarations about our #4 starter who 2 years ago was a cy young contender because of 9 starts in a meme season
     
  31. Where Eagles Dare

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    It's more a bad allocation of extremely limited resources vs the contract/signing. We've not spent 26 million on two spots when we are extremely deep in SP.

    I hear Folty is doing well in rehab and looking more like a an emo teenager vs a heroin addict. Don't count him out
     
  32. Clown Baby

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    Id be very interested to know the ERAs of the guys we marched out there every fourth and fifth day this season.
     
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  33. Clown Baby

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    Here comes the pivot
     
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  34. Where Eagles Dare

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    I mean let's ignore his two years prior, the fact that one is coming into their prime while the other is closer to death than most MLB aged players
     
  35. Where Eagles Dare

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    Nelly is obviously different
     
  36. Tobias

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    the fact that we spent 26m on those two spots is a really good indicator that resources arent extremely limited

    i've criticized AA as much as anyone but he isnt pumping that much into the back half of our rotation without assurances from higher ups that he has more money to play with than we believe
     
  37. Where Eagles Dare

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    We spent 26 million on two spots when we really only needed to spend money on 1 spot. Don't you kind of agree?
     
  38. Clown Baby

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    Here’s the thing: After Bauer who we can’t afford, are there actually better options than Morton? Tanaka, Paxton, Minor and Odorizzi are pumpkins and Kluber, Lester and Arietta are corpses.

    Smyly is a bit of a meh signing but we should be ecstatic about Morton imo.
     
  39. Tobias

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    no not at all

    we need 5 starters for a full season and we just upgraded big time there while also freeing up some pieces like wright/wilson/touki/etc to be moved to the pen or part of a trade package
     
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  40. Tobias

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    they like the underlying numbers on smyly. its a fine risk as a 5 starter/bullpen piece.

    as long as we re-sign marcy/comparable slugger and bring back MM or shane on a team friendly deal, we have had an A+ offseason and addressed every hole on this team imo
     
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  41. Tobias

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    nvm stuhly i concede. you are right

     
  42. Clown Baby

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    Is stuhly suffering from steroid-induced memory loss. We were forced to throw three rookies in the NLCS and taxed the hell out of our bullpen.
     
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  43. Tobias

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    we started bryse wilson, a closer and 2 rookies (one of which absolutely sucks ass) for 5 games of the NLCS

    starting pitching absolutely was an area we needed to address even with soroka coming back
     
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    This will be an A+ offseason when I read words “Braves trade Inciarte”
     
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  45. Tobias

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    it will be an A++ offseason when i read the words "folty gets his 3 months sober chip"
     
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  46. One Two

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    Charlie Morton removing himself from one of his first starts as a Brave because he had diarrhea makes him very relatable for me.
     
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  47. Where Eagles Dare

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    Guys younger than morton are corpses?
     
  48. Where Eagles Dare

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    Thank you
     
  49. Clown Baby

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    Are you really about to advocate for signing Lester, Kluber or Arietta simply because of age? Morton has absolutely been better than those three the last few years
     
  50. Where Eagles Dare

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    Well, that's b/c Manfried is a fucking loser & fucked up the off days. Right Tobias?

    Also, they will not be rookies anymore after this year