HoF Smoltzy v2.0: FUCK... On pace for 4-158

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  1. Where Eagles Dare

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    For a Kobly Allard level prospect
     
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  2. Tobias

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    just remembered andrelton is a chud dickhead

     
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  3. It'sAlwaysSunnyInAthens

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    This is so fucking dangerous.
     
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  4. Clown Baby

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    Whelp, Simba is dead to me
     
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  5. Clown Baby

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    Let’s hear what Newk has to say
     
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  6. Where Eagles Dare

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    God damn it Andy
     
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  7. One Man Wolfpack

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  8. Degausser

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    Goddamn, Simba's Twitter is a nightmare. Makes me sad.
     
  9. SC

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    From Olney:

    It's true that the Braves dabbled in the conversations for Springer -- but not as toe-to-toe bidding competition for the Blue Jays and the Mets, but rather as a potential safety net for the outfielder in case the free-agent conditions were so poor that the options might've compelled Springer into taking a shorter-term deal than he sought. The market is bound to be more robust after the next collective bargaining agreement is signed -- perhaps next December -- with agents and executives expecting teams to build on the cost certainty that'll follow and spend more aggressively. If Springer and his representatives had preferred to take a smaller offer, or wait for that, he could've signed a one-year deal somewhere -- just as Josh Donaldson and Marcell Ozuna did with the Braves in 2019 and 2020, respectively. But Springer, who turned 31 in September, instead took the best long-term offer he had this winter.
     
  10. Clown Baby

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    This one year deal shit is great. I love wondering every offseason if we’re going to field a competitive lineup.
     
  11. Where Eagles Dare

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    At some point maybe this piece of shit organization will realize it's OK to sign someone to a long term deal while we have a fucking massive amount of young talented controllable cheap players.
     
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  12. Clown Baby

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    BJ Upton has scarred us for life but John Malone would rather sign a bunch of All-Stars to one year deals than go to therapy
     
  13. Where Eagles Dare

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    We are 40 fucking million under our payroll the last two years and tried to give the #1 bat on the market a 1 year deal for probably 50 bucks.

    Nice work AA.
     
  14. Where Eagles Dare

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    AA has to be loved by the fucking shareholders like Clown Baby

    Braves are just competitive enough to keep 80% of the fans happy, fill the stadium, keep the real estate prices high. Yet they are cheap enough to keep the dividend ratio sky high
     
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  15. Where Eagles Dare

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    I feel like Tobias favorite Commish Manfred has really fucked teams like thr Braves. The unknown of the DH is really fucking us.
     
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  16. Tobias

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    lots of chatter itt when AA doesn’t make a move for springer but silence when he pulls this off hmmm



    hypocrites
     
  17. Clown Baby

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    There’s going to come a day when we’re down a run and Kakes, Panda and Ender are due up in the bottom of the ninth
     
  18. SC

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    That day will be Opening Day.
     
  19. ashy larry

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    Pandercakes

     
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  20. Where Eagles Dare

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    We need that vet presence
     
  21. Where Eagles Dare

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    Gonna be a rough couple first games as Snit burns through the bench getting used to no DH... double snits too early and over thinking L/R match ups
     
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  22. One Two

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    3DB66A4E-8810-4E09-8E68-E2F46B0062A9.gif
     
  23. BumpingNasties

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    You forgot to add who hits the game tying homer.
     
  24. Clown Baby

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    Kakes and Ender K but Panda walks. Ronnie hits the game winning homer
     
  25. Boom TittyMilk

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    Well we know ender is hitting a blistering ground out
     
  26. JeremyLambsFace

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    Victor Arano is a nice pickup. Hope he gets healthy.
     
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  28. Where Eagles Dare

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    Who wants to block some 48' sliders
     
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    Yeah looking forward to his fat ass waddling around the field
     
  30. Louis Holth

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  31. It'sAlwaysSunnyInAthens

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    We have our kids catch pros sometimes. Luke would probably kill one of them. He's probably 95 right now with a slider that never approaches 60 feet.
     
  32. JeremyLambsFace

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    I wouldn't catch Luke if he paid me for it.

    On top of hitting 96-97 and throwing those spike sliders he has no idea where the fuck any of it is going

    Not a chance
     
  33. Stone Cold Steve Austin

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    I’m actually paying Luke to be his catcher.
     
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  34. Gin Buckets

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    So Panda is probably the last big move before the season. I guess we put him at 3rd and Big Country in LF. Could be adequate -- he's had some really great playoff moments in his career.
     
  35. Room 15

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    This is how you spin zone folks
     
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  36. Tobias

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    being severly injured trying to catch the duke would be the greatest honor of my life
     
  37. It'sAlwaysSunnyInAthens

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    This is a troll post.
     
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  38. It'sAlwaysSunnyInAthens

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    Random Twitter accounts keep posting this. Nothing from anyone reliable.

     
  39. One Two

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    Doubt it. Sandoval was our final big move
     
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  40. Tobias

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    he is the guy who "broke" the macahado to the yankees news multiple times. he doesnt know shit
     
  41. Tobias

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    having said that, i trust him fully here
     
  42. It'sAlwaysSunnyInAthens

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    That guy has an Acuña level contract. Owed like 3/33. We'd have to push all in. I'm good with it though. Would still need a reliever.
     
  43. Tobias

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    trade wright while he still has an ounce of value please
     
  44. Connor Norman

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    That ship sailed with his performance in the NLCS
     
  45. It'sAlwaysSunnyInAthens

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    I disagree. He made two playoff starts. One was terrible but one was ridiculously good.
     
  46. Gin Buckets

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  47. Where Eagles Dare

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    Sorry, we're going to hold him b/c he's cheap then he'll go the way of Folty and we'll just release him
     
  48. Where Eagles Dare

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  49. Gin Buckets

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    Agreed. They can have Polar Bear. I like our chances with Panda Bear. :smug:
     
  50. It'sAlwaysSunnyInAthens

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    So glad we have a huge bitch for a GM.