HoF Smoltzy v2.0: FUCK... On pace for 4-158

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  1. Clown Baby

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    Folty hanging out by the dorms looking to score
     
  2. Degausser

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    Please take him, Mets. Let us face him at least once before you cut him.
     
  3. Owsley

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    Score what?
     
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  4. Where Eagles Dare

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    Yeah, it's beyond ridiculous. Even last year how it came about was ridiculous.

    It should have been continued before hot stove, but MLB and the PA are hopeless
     
  5. Stone Cold Steve Austin

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    Twizzlers
     
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  6. Where Eagles Dare

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    H
     
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  7. Connor Norman

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    Calculus notes.
     
  8. JeremyLambsFace

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    Wristbands with dumb cliches on them
     
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  9. Clown Baby

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  10. Where Eagles Dare

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    Basically that means the aren't going to make him travel 81 games a year, right?

    Good move, start slow then replace Snit by Memorial Day. Then fill that gaping hole in 3B, hit 280 with 20 bombs on a shorten year.
     
  11. Drown ‘Em

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    Not even all 81 home games. And thanks Boog.
     
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  12. Where Eagles Dare

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    Larry gonna need a break from the weekend on some of those Monday games.
     
  13. SC

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    Well yeah, his ass ain’t coming in at 7 AM for the 1:30 Sunday starts.
     
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  14. Silky Johnson

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    Not sober anyways.
     
  15. Clown Baby

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    Chipper going straight from Stagecoach to Suntrust
     
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  16. Boom TittyMilk

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    Just gonna spend the night in the clubhouse
     
  17. ashy larry

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    just aa cultivating goodwill so we don’t revolt
     
  18. JeremyLambsFace

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    I’d be more excited if he was a part time DH
     
  19. Clown Baby

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    I don’t know how many hits, strikeouts and walks Kakes and Riley combined for in the NLCS but I’m guessing it’s something like 2, 50% of their ABs and 3 and Chipper off the street would be a drastic improvement upon that
     
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  20. jplaYa

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    AA should be ashamed of himself
     
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  21. Where Eagles Dare

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    What the fuck
     
  22. Room 15

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    This just proves Arenado was a clubhouse cancer and the Rockies were desperate to get ride of him. Bullet dodged.


    How’d that sound Clown Baby ?
     
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  23. THE TRUTH

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    I’m triggered by his incompetence with Arenado.
     
  24. Owsley

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    The prospect package is even worse than first reported too. AA is such a sack of shit.
     
  25. Papa

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    Nelson Cruz back to the Twins on a 1 year, $13M deal
     
  26. Gin Buckets

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    He accepts the deal later the same day that the MLBPA denies the MLB’s proposal. Since the Braves are an NL team, it gives me a bad feeling.
     
  27. Drown ‘Em

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    Quiet?!?!? Fuck you AA!!!!
     
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  28. Tobias

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    regardless of what happens DH wise this year, it seems like a foregone conclusion it will be here in 2022

    ozuna is not THAT bad in the outfield. certainly mediocre but not completely unplayable and we'll have two elite defenders to mask him somewhat in the outfield (to say nothing of a really good defender in dans at short for shallow left stuff)

    we can easily get away with it for a year. fucking sign him already you coward
     
  29. Where Eagles Dare

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    Long term deal? AA laughs at this.
     
  30. One Man Wolfpack

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    deGrom/Bauer/Stroman/Carrasco/Peterson

    We might get Kakes though.
     
  31. HtownTide

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    I sure hope we have a fucking plan other than rolling over with the current roster we have in the prime of our window. If you dont go for it now, when do you go for it? We were a scrotum hair away from the WS last season
     
  32. Degausser

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    Put Thor in there whenever he comes back
     
  33. Where Eagles Dare

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    They'll win 84 games
     
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  34. Reggie Washington

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    I mean jesus christ, get the deal done.
     
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  35. Clown Baby

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    This is all some bullshit plan to save money and it’s gonna blow up in our faces
     
  36. JeremyLambsFace

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    We're just really lucky that we have Brian Snitker keeping this roster together and getting them to overachieve.
     
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  37. Boom TittyMilk

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    You forgot to sign into your burner account
     
  38. Clown Baby

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    This shit is infuriating. Ozuna should already be locked up and we should be focusing on adding another bat
     
  39. Connor Norman

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    We have to do our due diligence on him first.
     
  40. It'sAlwaysSunnyInAthens

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    We need some relievers too imo. Lost a few good pieces.
     
  41. SC

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    Literally just running it back would be perfect.

    Ozuna
    Duvall
    Greene
    Melancon
     
  42. It'sAlwaysSunnyInAthens

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    I'm sure you can get Greene and melancon for nothing at this point.
     
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  43. Where Eagles Dare

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    We're going Vet Minimum and Bug asking for 18 million over 3 years. We're a bit apart
     
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  44. Where Eagles Dare

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    You mean having absolutely nothing worth a shit after Ron and Freddie isn't a good idea?
     
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  45. Tobias

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    mentioned it in the mlb thread but is puig still alive? feels like he may be the backup plan here

    and if there is a DH we should 100% sign both
     
  46. Gaknight

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    Pretending to sign Ozuna only to cheap out and resign Kakes is gonna happen
     
  47. Drown ‘Em

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    I can’t wait to offer Fred a 1 year extension.
     
  48. Where Eagles Dare

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    What really pisses me off is we have fucking $40 million to spend. Fucking spend that shit. By opening day you'll be able to have limited capacity at a minimum and it's just going to be able to be increased as the year goes on. I'd guess most of the suites, big money boxes, will be booked.

    Bug - 18mm for 3
    Marc should be easily available for like 7
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    Still have 10mm to spend

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    Stupid fucking Pitcher
     
  49. Where Eagles Dare

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    I edited my post above b/c I was thinking DH. But if we have a DH spend 7 on Puig and 3 on Duvall.