HoF [REDACTED] v2.0: FUCK...We suck again!

Bringing my extended family with me. Might have to deep freeze some.

 

What’s the moneyline on Wright not making it through the 3rd. Pound it

 

kyle wright vs an historically anemic cubs offense

unstoppable force meets immovable object

 

Encouraging, maybe?

GREEN : ATL @ CHC -
Temps in the 40s, winds blowing in from left-center at 10mph, good pitching weather.

 

Yeah because we can’t hit anyway

 

Gonna need to crank up the weather machine higher than that to stop Ronnie, W

 

One of the 7-8 games a year I am somewhat conflicted on. Cubs offense if terrible.

 

We have just the cure for that, pal.

 

Just threw a bunch of crow on the smoker for all you Kyle Wright haters.

 

I wouldn't feel confident in Kyle in a pressure spot even if a dead crow was standing in the batter's box.

 

Well of course not. The strike zone would be miniscule.

 

I was unaware that it is legal to hit Freddie 2nd in 2021

 

lead off walk calling it

 

SCAAAAAAAAARED

 

Had a guy that was dancing around the zone and throws high 80s with a league average catcher against the running game and Ronnie on first and Freddie jumps on the first pitch and grounds out to 2nd

SMFH

 

great start kyle you FUCK

 

Has Wright even gotten close to hitting his spot yet today?

Travis gonna get worked to death for 3 innings

 

It’s cold!

 

terrible ab by kb

 

Easy inning for KW

 

Way to work out of it, Kyle.

 

Was such a given that he would be in trouble in the first inning

 

heat wave baby

 

Just need to get his lats activated

 

Kyle finally found a mound to throw off of after Contreras

 

Glad that fucking loser settled down

 

Bryant striking out with two runners in scoring position like he already knows he’ll be a brave at the deadline

 

Always surprised when I see him with that goatee that Vanderbilt hasn’t rescinded his degree yet.

 

Very Duke like performance.

Everyone should be pleased. Both have 0.00 ERA

 

At what point does someone tell Ozzie to bat RH full time?

He's awful from the left side

 

still needs 3.1 more innings to match the duke's near record scoreless streak

 

Yup

 

quality work as always Ender

 

Ender figured it out. The only way to make his launch angle numbers look respectable when he's beating 90% of his batted balls into the ground to the second baseman is to occasionally hit one straight up

 

Ender has like the 2nd highest BA on the team.

I will still shit on him regardless of how awful the rest of the team is. Please respect my decision.

 

ozzie’s doing this with 49 ABs from the left side and 7 from the right. these batted balls will start falling for hits

 

Kyle throwing over with Javy standing right on first base lmfao

 

duke still on top

 

tokyo drift rewatch finished time to go to work

 

This is obviously an issue. The only math TFlow knows is how to calculate how much NOS is needed to get his Celica across the finish line

 

They have to have someone to translate nerd to the athletes

 

we are gonna bring back kurt suzuki to work as a liason between qanon and chipper

 

BUG BEAR

 

Thanks Joc.

 

TdA!

 

chipper is Q watch the hbo doc

 

That's why we didn't sign that bum

 

I hate the shift so much