HoF Smoltzy v2.0: FUCK

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  1. CUtigers86

    CUtigers86 Well-Known Member

    Do you randomly call out and try to outsmart people with brain injuries?

    That’s weird, man.
     
  2. Stone Cold Steve Austin

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    I’m good with not shipping Ender and keeping him around as depth until next year when Pache da GAWD is ready.
     
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  3. Tobias

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    thanks for admitting you have a brain injury, dmx
     
  4. CUtigers86

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    K. You done with the pissing match so I can move on with my day?
     
  5. Tobias

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    you could just admit that you were wrong yet again (even notorious always wrong person jeremy does that on occasion) about your dumb ronnie takes

    and then we can do this again in a week. braves don't play until tonight and i got all day tho so whatever you wanna do
     
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  6. JeremyLambsFace

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    He actually regularly goes to the neurology department at the Asheville hospital and challenges patients to debates and then posts videos of them on youtube talking about how he DESTROYED them.
     
  7. Where Eagles Dare

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    Pretty sure we've won 4-5

    Cab someone please relay this to cuck DMX
     
  8. Tobias

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    i am a masterdebater
     
  9. CUtigers86

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    Why would I do that? This move is not good for the team or Ronnie. His superior hitting ability belongs in a spot in the order with runners on base so we can score runs.

    Guess i’ll just continue to be the better person.
     
  10. Stone Cold Steve Austin

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    Wouldn’t mind seeing Kolby get a spot start soon
     
  11. CUtigers86

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    Who’s spot?
     
  12. Stone Cold Steve Austin

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    Yours
     
  13. JeremyLambsFace

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    Fun fact: he's allowed a HR in each of his last 5 starts
     
  14. CUtigers86

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    But I don’t have one.
     
  15. bstaple12

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    No thanks
     
  16. Stone Cold Steve Austin

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    Maybe just a 6th day type thing to give the fellas an extra day of rest during the grueling summer months.
     
  17. Tobias

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    no one even dare make that joke that you're thinking of
     
  18. Where Eagles Dare

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    Sure, when he is packaged with ender and sent to someone else for player to be named later
     
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  19. Tobias

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    madbum deal
     
  20. Where Eagles Dare

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    Bless your heart
     
  21. Connor Norman

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    So Julio’s?
     
  22. JeremyLambsFace

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  23. Tobias

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    connor you bastard
     
  24. Drown ‘Em

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    Come on, give Julio a break. It’s only been 5 of 7 starts so far.
     
  25. Sterling A

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    going after sweet Kelsey now

     
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  26. Where Eagles Dare

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    Chipper is clearly a changed man

    I'd show up when ever Kelsey wants.
     
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  27. Gregor

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    I think they have to keep Ender around for defense, injury insurance and as a backup CF. I'm not averse to trading him and could see him going to SF in a Bumgarner deal but you have to have someone who can play CF come back or promote Pache. I could see all that coming together.
     
  28. FightingCock

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    We have Duvall, Waters, and Pache in reserves. Deal him
     
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  29. Tobias

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    not for this season we dont
     
  30. JeremyLambsFace

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    I’m ready to see Pache and Waters in Gwinnett hitting the fun baseballs in a park other than Trustmark
     
  31. FightingCock

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    Camargo, BDC, Duvall, Acuna, Riley, Kakes....what else do you want?
     
  32. Sterling A

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    Bobblehead night

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  33. Room 15

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    Whoa now
     
  34. Sterling A

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  35. FightingCock

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    I'd like to have him on the 25 man at this point
     
  36. Room 15

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    Backup CF. Long term we are going to need a bench of who can play defense. Depends on what happens with ender I guess
     
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  37. FightingCock

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    That was my idea, with the capability of PH. Goat, Riley, BDC can all play multiple positions to give Acuna, Kakes, and the IF time off
     
  38. Sterling A

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  39. CUtigers86

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    Flip Markakis to lead off, Ronnie at clean up. Donaldson or Swanson bat 2nd/5th.

    Best lineup until Ozzie gets going again.
     
  40. Connor Norman

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    Riley needs to be 5
     
  41. Realtree Buck

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    Hope they change the Sun starter
     
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  42. CUtigers86

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    Kind of early with it being one game in so I think he’s good there for now.

    Not sure if I like Donaldson or Dansby better at 2.
     
  43. Buzz

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    Like I said the other day. Markakis is struggling yet still hasn't taken a day off. Just a bunch of lies regarding him resting throughout this season.

     
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  44. JeremyLambsFace

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    Shocking that he’s not getting days off

    Truly shocking
     
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  45. Drown ‘Em

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  46. Where Eagles Dare

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    I defense for Kakes, he's smoking balls at ppl
     
  47. JeremyLambsFace

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    This is actually true. His contact profile and K rate hasn’t really changed that much over his season numbers in the last 7-8 days he just has a .148 BABIP
     
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  48. Where Eagles Dare

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    Snit still needs to give him some fucking days off
     
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  49. Connor Norman

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    Julio walking people already. Here comes a 3 run bomb
     
  50. Room 15

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    Love the inclusion of actually.

    Like it surprised you that Where Eagles Dare said something factual.
     
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