HoF [REDACTED] v2.0: FUCK...We suck again!

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  1. Louis Holth

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    Except Carpenter shot a ball to the left side because Winks missed his spot.
     
  2. jrmy

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    Again I’m gonna need to see some management credentials that at least show you’ve managed like a Mattress Firm or even a McDonald’s before you get to criticize RMOTY Brian Snitker
     
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  3. Louis Holth

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    Anyway, stay tuned for tomorrow’s pick to click. Relative to tonight’s game I was 2-2.
     
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  4. jrmy

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    I am declaring Rob my pick to click
     
  5. Gregor

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    Snit needs better options to choose from in the pen but a lot of this loss is on his fuck ups.
     
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  6. Louis Holth

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    Who said you get a pick to click? Got some credentials? A growing social circle? Didn’t think so...
     
  7. Drown ‘Em

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    So the issue really stems from wrongly expecting Winkler to hit his spots. I’m good with that criticism of Snit.
     
  8. jrmy

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    Can you not read?

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  9. Gregor

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    yeh fuck that
     
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  10. Louis Holth

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    I want to not like this but I can’t not like this and I hate you for it
     
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  11. Stone Cold Steve Austin

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    I’m still laughing at this post
     
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  12. Drown ‘Em

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  13. Drown ‘Em

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    How’s your cousin wife?
     
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  14. jrmy

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  15. Stone Cold Steve Austin

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    Good come back :roll:
     
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  16. jrmy

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    She’s keeping it tight
     
  17. Doc Louis

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    And that's after they've made his job as easy as possible.

    He's gotten to come in to pitch in good situations and faced some over aggressive batters who have helped his stats look better than he deserves.
     
  18. Louis Holth

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    His FIP being almost 3 full runs above his era tells you everything you need to know about Winks. He fucking sucks.
     
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  19. Jt272929

    Jt272929 TMB only ISU Fan.

    Heading to the game tonight, super excited!
     
  20. It'sAlwaysSunnyInAthens

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    So the new Asian food hall at the battery is getting a tap room with 30ish beers.
     
  21. Where Eagles Dare

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    Wink hit is spot. It was low and away where Flow set up

    Which makes even less sense to pitch there with a shift on for a pull hitter
     
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  22. Gregor

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    Flow was probably distracted thinking about deer hunting or stopping at Arby's on the way home and gave the wrong location.
     
  23. It'sAlwaysSunnyInAthens

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    Giants have played 12 guys in the outfield this year. Certainly seem like a match for Ender/Duval.
     
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  24. FightingCock

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    Prob have to give up a young pitcher as well for Madbum. Allard or someone of the ilk. Possibly de la cruz
     
  25. WC

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  26. jrmy

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    Sign them both and try Gausman to the pen
     
  27. One Two

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  28. Louis Holth

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    Can’t knock him thinking about the meats
     
  29. Louis Holth

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    I think he’d be devastating there with that split finger pitch
     
  30. Drown ‘Em

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    I’m going to set my expectations real low and say we sign neither. That said I also like Gausman in the pen so we need another starter.
     
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  31. Louis Holth

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  32. One Two

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    Whoever we draft 60th better turn out to be really fucking good
     
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  33. Stone Cold Steve Austin

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    It’s about having the extra pool money to pay our 1st 2 picks
     
  34. One Two

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    They better be really fucking good too then
     
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  35. Louis Holth

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    Shanks is the biggest Braves fan boi and he’s just been going ham on JD. He’s such a dumb fuck who thinks advanced stats are fake.
     
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  36. Clown Baby

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    Imagine all the dinguses that bought Donaldson jerseys this year. Probably because they thought Riley lacked bat speed.
     
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  37. Baby Boy

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    At last check and can't imagine this has changed but Donaldson has a higher WAR than Acuña. Donaldson has been more than fine for us. I know what you're talking about though. Shanks has been spewing that Donaldson is only concerned about himself and not the team.
     
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  38. Doc Louis

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    fuck that guy for being willingly stupid. There's not some hidden magic to interpreting that stat. Riley consistently makes solid contact and hits the ball well. That just backs it up.
     
  39. SC

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    That column he wrote yesterday was fucking idiotic.
     
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  40. Louis Holth

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    Oh yea I saw that. As the average fan becomes more and more familiar with advanced stats, he’s going to lose more and more readership/listeners. He’s the baseball equivalent of an anti vaxxer
     
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  41. SC

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    Regular lineup.
     
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  42. Gregor

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    Before I had satellite I’d pick up Shanks’ radio show in middle and South Georgia. He plays to a hillbilly audience and portrays himself as an insider. He usually broadcasts from some bucolic greasy spoon.

    Basically, he’s a moron.
     
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  43. Baby Boy

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    Some good commentary from EOF a few times throughout this post.

     
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  44. Tobias

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    that’s because they are
     
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  45. Louis Holth

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    The TQS is an advanced stat. What are you saying?
     
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  46. Festus McBadass

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    How long before Snit does the right thing and flips Nick and Riley?
     
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  47. SC

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    I think it’s fine how it is for now. He’s getting plenty of good chances in the 6-spot and teams are going to start adjusting to him with scouting reports getting around now.

    JD’s got a .404 OBP in the cleanup spot. I like having that in front of Kakes and Riley. And R/L splitting up JD/Nick/Riley is ideal.
     
  48. Festus McBadass

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    Sounds very Snit like
     
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  49. One Man Wolfpack

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    He will probably just write another book so everyone can laugh at him again.
     
  50. SC

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    Eduardo is not wrong, but don’t usually hear that still.