HoF [REDACTED] v2.0: FUCK...We suck again!

Holy shit this is great

 

Pretty sure the ball hit that fan in the dick

 

holy shit

 

BOMBS AWAY IN ATLANTA GA

 

OZBOMB

 

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

 

Oz my goodness

 

This is fun

 

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

 

Archer just looks confused

 

Ok Folty, your turn

 

Bawww gawwwwdddd

 

It feels like we should automatically win after this

 

Damn I thought he had one

 

Time for Rob and Bae to go back to back

 

That was neat

 

And Ron ruined it

 

Archer's lucky Ron didn't get under that one

 

Yeah that was a rocket

 

Let’s get a base knock, Bae

 

Ron's just going about circling the bases his own way, hr's too easy

 

Really glad we gave up dick for Goose rather than overpaid for Archer

 

JD one away from making it 5

 

Quick inning, Folty

 

Realistically could have at least 11-12 with 10 Homer's this year with enough ABs. Starting 8, goat, joyce, flow. BDC might with enough late PH opps

 

FFS, Folty.

 

Riley just needs one more too

 

He's back to throwing as hard as he possibly can

 

"Archer spent the whole inning running the bases. Let's see if it has an effect" as if he didn't just give up four bombs last inning.

 

I’m sure just standing at first on a cool 74° night had quite the effect.

 

Folty’s cleat game is on point

 

Well the book is certainly out on Riley

 

Scouting report clearly out on Riley. Time for the kid to make some adjustments.

 

Austin looking like Dansby last year

 

Cool

 

Dope

 

Chip just completely butchered that Ozzie stat

 

One of the true joys of my weeks in the summer is watching Folty pathetically pirouette at a couple baseballs

 

This team is infuriating with the way they just foul off so many 2 strike pitches.

 

And our fun 2nd inning is now wasted

 

“They just don’t strike out. They don’t do it.”

Promptly strikes out next pitch.

 

Folty is so frustrating. He's at 96 pitches through 5 and gave up 4 R. Just another meh outing by him.

 

Sucks watching Folty struggle, but we need to do something with his spot too. It's pretty obvious he's not the same guy from a year ago.

If it's not Nuke, we're going to need to shop hard for a starter at the deadline.

 

Sometimes he talks good things into existence

 

4 runs through 5 is a lot worse than "meh". It's more in line with complete shit.