HoF Smoltzy v2.0: FUCK

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  1. It'sAlwaysSunnyInAthens

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    Same with Austin "slow bat" Riley.
     
  2. JeremyLambsFace

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    tHe 2Nd yOUnGEsT pLaYeR iN thE EaSTeRn LeaGuE WhO AlSO leADs THe lEAguE iN bATtiNg aVErAgE aNd iS tHIrD iN OpS dEFfiNiTeLy cAN't HiT nO rEAsoN tO cHAnGe mY opIniON
     
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  3. Connor Norman

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    How long did it take you to type that out?
     
  4. JeremyLambsFace

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    Like 10 seconds because I'm not an old
     
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  5. NP13

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  6. Drown ‘Em

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    Waters is playing in the Southern League. The Braves don’t have an affiliate in the Eastern League.
     
  7. JeremyLambsFace

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    You right I always forget which directional AA league our team is in
     
  8. ashy larry

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    embarrassing stuff right here folks
     
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  9. JeremyLambsFace

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    You would have to be capable of feeling shame to be embarrassed by something like this
     
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  10. Drown ‘Em

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    Well maybe a visual will help you in the future as there’s really no excuse to ever confuse the two.

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    The Eastern League teams have the red dots while the Southern League teams have the green.
     
  11. JeremyLambsFace

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    Listen man I just knew it was a direction and I knew it wasn't North or West so I took a 50-50 shot and got it wrong
     
  12. Drown ‘Em

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    And now you won’t.
     
  13. Tobias

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    *me shouting at jeremy*

    BOTTOM FOUR
    BOTTOM FOUR
    BOTTOM FOUR
     
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  14. ashy larry

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    IL7 for jeremy sorry had be done
     
  15. JeremyLambsFace

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  16. Where Eagles Dare

    Where Eagles Dare The Specialist Show On Earth
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  17. Drown ‘Em

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  18. Drown ‘Em

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  19. Tobias

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    theyre playing charlotte tonight and jeremy isnt even going so he can boo him. just sad, bottom 4 stuff
     
  20. Arkadin

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    Being the geography wizard I am I know that you live in North Carolina (where Charlotte is) and Jeremy resides in South Carolina. It seems like your duty here
     
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  21. Louis Holth

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    He was gonna guess intergalactic league
     
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  22. Drown ‘Em

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  23. Where Eagles Dare

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    Hopefully this goes through immediately and Dale looks stupid
     
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  24. Paulbee78

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    But you and Louis Holth will be there holding hands I assume?
     
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  25. Drown ‘Em

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  26. Louis Holth

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    Hands? It’s 2019. That’s not all we’ll be holding.
     
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  27. Tobias

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    i live two (2) hours away compared to his one-third (1/3) hours away.
     
  28. Tobias

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    that's right folks we're talking about dongs
     
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  29. Drown ‘Em

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  30. Paulbee78

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    I’m currently not in my home town, so cant take credit.

    I don’t have that much hair anyway.

     
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  31. Louis Holth

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    behaviour
     
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  32. Arkadin

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    Yes but he has to go through customs
     
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  33. JeremyLambsFace

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    There's a wall now
     
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  34. Tobias

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    we gotta keep panther fans out of south carolina until we can figure out what the hell is going on
     
  35. Stone Cold Steve Austin

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    Had no idea he had a .457 BABIP. :roll:
     
  36. Gaknight

    Gaknight Trae Young’s #1 fan
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    I thought his outfield defense was highly thought of?
     
  37. Arkadin

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    Wow Keith law just hates the braves smh
     
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  38. LetItSoak

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    Iirc he is a solid CF or a good corner OF
     
  39. JeremyLambsFace

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    It is but I think people expect him to fill out a bit and look who else is in our organization
     
  40. Gaknight

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    I guess I’m wondering the issue with him being a corner guy? Our outfield of the next decade is all guys that can play CF and one is beyond elite level. He won’t need to play it.
     
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  41. Virgil Caine

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    I'll be honest, I sat and marveled at the names of all those minor league teams on the map.
     
  42. jplaYa

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    Lookouts fan since 1984 checking in
     
  43. JeremyLambsFace

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    No issue just corner guys don’t rate as high as guys that can stick in center on prospect lists
     
  44. Buzz

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    Fwiw Wilson pitching for Gwinnett and Gausman pitching for Mississippi tonight.
     
  45. Rb8

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    What do y’all think are the legit chances Stroman signs with the Braves?? I’m team Stroman, then Wheeler, then MAYBE Bumgarner if it doesn’t cost us too much. Interested in everyone’s thoughts
     
  46. FightingCock

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    25%, 15%, 15%
     
  47. Arkadin

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    Stroman would absolutely sign with us if we offer him what he's worth
     
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