HoF [REDACTED] v2.0: FUCK...We suck again!

Can one of them take Bryse’s next start?

 

that's a nice break

 

Hope he takes his time to prevent further injury.

 

Not too much. We need him to start a mid week game.

 

Welcome back Swarzy!

 

Do people call big toes great toes? That's one I don't believe I've ever heard/read.

 

Usually just call it the great big toe.

Two birds one stone and whatnot

 

Wouldn’t that be one bird with two stones

 

I forgot to say dont @ me

 

Dammit Chad!

 

Was he playing catch barefooted and Chad held onto a heater a little too long?

 

Sounds to me like they are covering up a sex injury.

 

Your mom did the same shit to me :(

 

Two mom jokes in the same thread in the same day. We need this AS break to end ASAP.

 

Folks it’s that time again. It’s Louis’ official P2C time! Tonight P2C is Bae. He’s also my second half P2C.

The scouting report on Lamet is that he’s a two pitch guy. He throws a fb and a slider. Doesn’t really have any offspeed offering to speak of. Mac and JD are also two other plays tonight for those of you in daily fantasy. Lamet has a sharp fb with a good spin rate. He’s probably gonna look good first time through as guys get a first look at him. 2nd and 3rd time through the lineup will not be pretty. I’m hesitant to tell you to hammer the over but i will say hammer the Braves team over. That’s free money tonight. Get rich and god bless, fellas.

 

braves over is 4.5 at plus odds. it’s at least a two (2) unit play tonight boys

 

I fired chuckles you want to be my new assistant for the second half? That’s good work.

 

To be clear, i haven’t actually told chuckles hes fired yet but I guess he’s gonna find out eventually.

 

Padres Paddack will not start in this series.

 

nats up 3-0

next week is going to make or break the season

nats:

@philly 3x
@baltimore 2x

braves:
@sd 3x
@milwaukee 3x

then a massive 4 game series in atlanta

 

For some reason, I thought the game started at 9:00. Boy, am I disappointed.

 

I enjoyed this exchange Braves IG had with Cool Guy Brian.

 

Starts at 9 where I am from

 

Where is that? Idiotville?

 

It does LOL

 

Wow another citizen of Idiotville

 

Population 2

 

Please address the Mayor of Idiotville with some respect

 

It’s “Population: 2,” idiot

 

Not sure what to make of that list. You'd think spending the most would be the best, but 8/12 teams that spent the least have some of the best front offices in baseball so idk

 

Not in Idiotville, dingus

 

It has to do with how much slot money they had

 

I just put my Duke shirt....on

 

Went heavy on the starch this time. Wanted a stiff shirt to match my stiff undies if you know what I mean.

 

I don’t could you be more explicit

 

Yes why are your underwears stiff

 

Best relief ERA in the NL.

That’s insane.

 

Boner

 

Ok

I’m already over “high spin-rate slider”

You’ve killed it Birdy

 

Yay Bae

 

Good rip, Bae.

 

Nice cut from the P2C

 

Oof. Fuck that had to hurt.