HoF Smoltzy v2.0: FUCK...

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  1. Tobias

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    "its tomlin time!"

    jfc chip give us some heads up before you say shit like that
     
  2. Clown Baby

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    Why the fuck is Tomlin throwing a meaningful inning
     
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  3. Degausser

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    Nice start, Josh
     
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  4. Owsley

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    This bullpen is such fucking trash
     
  5. HtownTide

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    Tomlin out here hanging meatballs
     
  6. Louis Holth

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    Tomlin not being cut by now is such a joke. Paying him 1.5 million, or whatever we pay him, is also a joke.
     
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  7. Clown Baby

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    !!!
     
  8. Clown Baby

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    What the fuck is Snit thinking
     
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  9. Quick

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  10. ashy larry

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  11. Degausser

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    Snit and Chip are the only two people on earth shocked by this development.
     
  12. Owsley

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    You’re giving way too much credit to Kranitz here
     
  13. Tobias

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    i wish typing :snit: would auto-populate the phrase “this team will never win anything with this fucking idiot as manager”
     
  14. Tobias

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    if i knew without a doubt i could kill snit and get away with it i honestly think i would

    i loathe this stupid fuck
     
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  15. Boom TittyMilk

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    Damn imagine flo trying to catch that wild pitch
     
  16. Clown Baby

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  17. Tobias

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    2024 presidential platform: i promise to ritually execute brian snitker on the pitcher’s mound of truist park

    would win every state except dc, ny, florida and pennsylvania
     
  18. Tobias

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    this is so dope snit thank you for it bud
     
  19. ashy larry

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  20. Boom TittyMilk

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    Just pushing buttons to give us the experience for later on the season.

    playing chess out there
     
  21. Boom TittyMilk

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    You can’t teach those kind of pressure situations
     
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  22. Tobias

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    fuck yes aj

    eat shit and die snit you fuck
     
  23. ashy larry

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    snit bailed out by robles
     
  24. Clown Baby

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    We’re going to make the wild card game and lose 11-2
     
  25. Tobias

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    i think every person itt except for jrmy and gin could play a better left than marcy
     
  26. Boom TittyMilk

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    Time for a bae bomb
     
  27. Boom TittyMilk

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  28. Degausser

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  29. SC

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    Whew. Good win fellas.
     
  30. BlazingRebel

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    Even with my fucked right arm I think I still could.
     
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  31. Room 15

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    How did he ever win a gold glove
     
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  32. Clown Baby

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    With like 10 assists!
     
  33. JeremyLambsFace

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    Oh yeah he’s got definitely got me beat.

    I combine impressively poor foot speed with not reading the ball well and having a fucking noodle arm that probably needs shoulder surgery.
     
  34. Louis Holth

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    At least you post well.

    lol I couldn’t type it with a straight face.
     
  35. Clown Baby

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    Waiting on my comprehensive prospect update from Gin
     
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  36. Louis Holth

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    That’s a fee based service now. He sends me his comprehensive list to my email every Thursday.
     
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  37. Clown Baby

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    If I’m going to pay for such a thing I better get some Nick Cave lyrics at the end of the post too
     
  38. Louis Holth

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    I wish I could divulge some info, but I’m not gonna compromise my relationship and good standing with the baseball mind that is GB.
     
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  39. w2b

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    #LongLiveCoppy

    :banderas:

     
  40. Where Eagles Dare

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    Glad Max seemed to finally have a good game last night
     
  41. SC

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    Thank goodness for Nick Burdi’s bad medicals.
     
  42. Tobias

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    bomb squad

     
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  43. SC

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    Alright, let's get weird.
     
  44. One Two

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    I cannot think of a better place for a Smyly game than a 4pm start on YouTube tv
     
  45. Boom TittyMilk

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    Not a true bomb squad without ynoa
     
  46. Tobias

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    give me flow over ajax and mathis actually
     
  47. wes tegg

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    Jeff Mathis has a strong argument for being the worst hitter of all time. It's worth watching just to observe his historic incompetence at the plate.
     
  48. Tobias

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    not even the worst hitting backup catcher on the atlanta braves in 2021
     
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