HoF Smoltzy v2.0: FUCK...

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  1. gordon bombay

    gordon bombay magician's alliance enthusiast
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    No idea if this stat is correct as I pulled it off some random Twitter person but Ronald Acuña has been hit 22 times in 344 games. Chipper Jones was hit 19 times in 2,499 games.
     
  2. seanofthedead86

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    Just looked it up on Baseball Reference and it is correct
     
  3. Where Eagles Dare

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    And the single time the Braves retaliated against an opposing team Gausman fucking missed.

    :facepalm:
     
  4. Gin Buckets

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    Julio didn't though. I remember him tossing a retaliation bean to someone with the hardest pitch he'd thrown in the previous 3 seasons.
     
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  5. Gin Buckets

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    Snit showing his boomer while alienating half the team. Sick.
     
  6. Where Eagles Dare

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    Jesus. Fuck that loser.

    Remember when the Braves org were upset how Ron wore his hat during ST?

    "The Braves Way" is really just a dog whistle for boring white folk
     
  7. Louis Holth

    Louis Holth David LaChapelle levels of not giving a fuck
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    Doesn’t count. Not on the comprehensive list.
     
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  8. Louis Holth

    Louis Holth David LaChapelle levels of not giving a fuck
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    Professional is just a euphemism for he’s white.
     
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  9. Where Eagles Dare

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    Love the question "Why isn't Fred smiling"

    I mean have y'all seen this guy? He boring white bread of a personality.
     
  10. Louis Holth

    Louis Holth David LaChapelle levels of not giving a fuck
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    Nah he’s a good personality. He’s just somewhat old school in his approach. That’s fine but I don’t know that it’s a great leader in today’s changing game.
     
  11. Louis Holth

    Louis Holth David LaChapelle levels of not giving a fuck
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  12. Boom TittyMilk

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    Let Harper have one in the ribs today
     
  13. Louis Holth

    Louis Holth David LaChapelle levels of not giving a fuck
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    JT would be fine with me.
     
  14. Boom TittyMilk

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    [​IMG]
     
  15. Lt. Pete Mitchell

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    Still no lineup out yet?
     
  16. Louis Holth

    Louis Holth David LaChapelle levels of not giving a fuck
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  17. Louis Holth

    Louis Holth David LaChapelle levels of not giving a fuck
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    Loubias predicted the deal would be done in about a week just a few days ago. We are insanely connected.
     
  18. Louis Holth

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  19. Pile Driving Miss Daisy

    Pile Driving Miss Daisy It angries up the blood
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    :blessed:
     
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  20. FightingCock

    FightingCock Smoltzy, 2 dollar bourbon, Bluehose
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    Why does it take this long though?
     
  21. Louis Holth

    Louis Holth David LaChapelle levels of not giving a fuck
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  22. SC

    SC I’m boring and I’m bored
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    Shane's contract demands have been excessive prior to this.
     
  23. Louis Holth

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    SC is also a very connected person
     
  24. Louis Holth

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  25. Louis Holth

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    Pls find my original post from May 2nd and like it TIA
     
  26. CUAngler

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    I did not follow this off-season. Why isn't Greene on a roster now?
     
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  27. One Man Wolfpack

    One Man Wolfpack I hate Godzilla!
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    WE'RE NOT POOR ANYMORE!
     
  28. Louis Holth

    Louis Holth David LaChapelle levels of not giving a fuck
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  29. Louis Holth

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    If Martin can stay healthy and Greene throws like the did last year, this bullpen looks like a strength all of a sudden.
     
  30. Where Eagles Dare

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    Gonna have to be careful on these words. It's gonna be amazing when it's a 2mm deal
     
  31. Where Eagles Dare

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    Not on the Gin Prospect List
     
  32. SC

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    Pro-rated $1.5M for Shane.
     
  33. Where Eagles Dare

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    :laugh:

    So basically the Braves we stupid cheao and eventually got desperate
     
  34. Clown Baby

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    We couldn’t pony up a 1.5 fucking million for a setup guy but gave Josh Tomlin the same thing?!
     
  35. SC

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    I mean, Shane Greene signed for $1.5M, prorated. If we're talking about who got desperate here...
     
  36. Louis Holth

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    Yea for real
     
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  37. FightingCock

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    Don't get me started on MM either. Gave up a strength on the team for about 4 mil total.
     
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  38. Where Eagles Dare

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    It's so fucking Weird how no teams wanted him. These last two years he put up good stats.

    There are a ton of shit RP out there
     
  39. Lt. Pete Mitchell

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  40. Pile Driving Miss Daisy

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    What's the gotdam lineup?
     
  41. SC

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  42. Pile Driving Miss Daisy

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    Well fuck my tits <3
     
  43. ashy larry

    ashy larry from ashy to classy
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  44. FightingCock

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    I usually don't do this l, but, uh....../zip
     
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  45. clemsontyger04

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    Need to bat Ynoa 8th
     
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  46. Tobias

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  47. Lt. Pete Mitchell

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  48. Tobias

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    ehire saved us last night so sure let’s trot out pache again cool