HoF [REDACTED] v2.0: FUCK...We suck again!

really wonder what’s gonna happen for drew 3rd time through the order

no real way of knowing i suppose it’s in the lord’s hands

 

That ump is a damn clown show there

 

no hitter gone bring in cmart and then duke

 

Duke is so elite

 

duke needs the bases clean to start an inning if he gets out of this it’s honestly a testament to his greatness bc snit has set him up to fail

 

DUKE

 

DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUKE

 

Gotta say, Snit made the right call pulling smyly after that hit.

 

got my BIL calling him duke and he texts me “da duke!” after every performance

it’s called winning hearts and minds

 

That was a hell of a play by their catcher

 

Riley better be glad for the pigment in his skin. He didn’t run hard at first and got beat by a half step. Ron would have been stupid for that.

 

that was elite stuff from willy tonight

hopefully this weekend was a sign of turning things around

 

I told you guys we were gonna get some nice momentum and have it ruined with a loss on the day Smyly starts but none of you sluts listen to me

 

Go Barves

 

I guess Drew is his best when the lights are the brightest

 

Absolutely needed this series.

 

pretty large pivot point series this week. if we can find a way to win it, we have a race

 

3/3 in the last 3 Joker Days

 

If he keeps this up we might be able to trick some stupid team to take Drew for a decent prospect at the deadline

 

Who is pitching today? Next two in rotation would've been Tucker and Ian but obviously Tuck is hurt. Looking back at the Gwinnett rotation, Kyle was getting the day after Bryse so I'm wondering if it will be Ian v DeGrom and then Wright v TBD

Morton is announced for tomorrow on the website so I'm sure Ian is getting one half of the DH just not sure which one.

 

oh god not kyle wright

 

Pretty sure it's Ian and Muller tonight.

 

Can Muller get called up again this quickly after being called down last week or will it not matter if he's a 27th man?

 

Yeah I think he'll have to be the 27th guy to make it work.

 

nvm AJC is reporting Snit did say it would be Ian/Muller

phew Kyle Wright-shaped bullet dodged

 

I will die inside if this happens.

https://www.nj.com/yankees/2021/06/...an-fix-glaring-long-term-first-base-hole.html

 

“he’s a leader”

no the fuck he isn’t

 

It’s time to Ball

 

I hope you don't mean Bryce, because he's basically a poor man's Scott Thorman (.257/.323/.732) in A+ ball (https://www.milb.com/player/scott-thorman-429801)

 

Lol jrmy wants to blow him so badly too

 

It appears we have begun our approach again to the mythical land of above .500

 

We pretty much need to take 3/4 here. Need to work deGrom’s pitch count early in game one.

 

As long as we trade him before the deadline I don't give a fuck what he does next year

 

not missing him is bad enough. getting him in a double header where he almost assuredly will go most of if not the entire game. hope for a split tonight and get the next two.

a split treads water. 3 of 4 is time to consider selling

 

He'll probably go 7 in about 64 pitches

 

Our best chance to beat deGrom is for us to roll that “can’t win” bomb squad.

 

our best chance to beat degrom is for wes tegg to make a ritual sacrifice to appease the baseball gods by banning ale, gin and jrmy from this thread

 

wes tegg you’re officially on the clock

 

ty hopefully the gods accept your generous offer

 

So that means we'll get 1 baserunner

 

This 5:10 start for a DH is also some bullshit. Give me something to watch whilst I “work”

 

honestly credit to snit here. it doesnt really matter who we pitch against degrom, its likely a loss. may as well hope for a miracle with muller and save ian for a more winnable game

 

Finally listening to himself wrt winning games & being stupid

 

the most barves thing possible would be to win game 1 with muller against degrom and then promptly lose the next three with our three best starters lined up

 

Do we have a wes tegg guarantee that Gin Buckets will be banned if we lose game 1?

 

Gin was captured earlier today by Israeli commandos trying to sneak into Citi Field