HoF [REDACTED] v2.0: FUCK...We suck again!

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  1. Degausser

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    You expect Snit to come up with a whole new lineup?
     
  2. Stone Cold Steve Austin

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    I did look and he does have a .330 OBP so ok but still
     
  3. Drown ‘Em

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    Literally all he had to do was take 2-8 yesterday and move them to 1-7.
     
  4. Degausser

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  5. Where Eagles Dare

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    We don't even have a legit player
     
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  6. Where Eagles Dare

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    Joc
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    Not sure another team will do as much at the deadline as the Braves
     
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  8. Louis Holth

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    Be like getting a guy at the deadline. Perfect.
     
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  9. Boom TittyMilk

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    Atta boy Riley
     
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  10. SC

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    That was destroyed
     
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  11. Lt. Pete Mitchell

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    Gonna need them to save some runs for the last 2 games
     
  12. Degausser

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    Can we retroactively apply two of them to last night's game?
     
  13. DaveGrohl

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  14. Tobias

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    touki just mouthing “god damn” was amazing
     
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  15. Tobias

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    two more wins guys. we can do this if we can somehow piece together two more wins
     
  16. Tobias

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    that one mirage inning from santana will convince snit to give him big spots for the next 2 months
     
  17. Louis Holth

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    Demeritte should take Panda’s spot now.
     
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  18. It'sAlwaysSunnyInAthens

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    He’s almost having one of those Duval stretches where he forces our hand.
     
  19. Tobias

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    god it is a travesty that wash isnt our manager and we're stuck with snit
     
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  20. FightingCock

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    Bring up demeritte, Contreras, waters, asap. Dfa panda, almonte, and Kevin. Why is this hard?
     
  21. jrmy

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    Shane quietly at a 4.76 ERA in his last 5.2 innings

    That he’s gotten to completely fluky and his peripherals are still ass. He fucking sucks
     
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  22. Festus McBadass

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    What do I have to do with this?
     
  23. Louis Holth

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    If I’m a rebuilding team with low future salary commitments, I’d take on at least a large chunk of that Hosmer deal if they’re attaching significant prospects with it. Coppy would have been all over a deal like that during our rebuild.
     
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  24. Tobias

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    today is a can't lose. tomorrow is a must win. just want to make sure we're all on the same page here
     
  25. Louis Holth

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    Season has also been cancelled too
     
  26. jrmy

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    To be honest, the last couple of times we've played to get to .500 we've looked like a little league team so let's just say I've had enough of the Braves for today and I'm not even going to watch these bums tonight.
     
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  27. jrmy

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    Riley is hitting .330/.414/.638 in the last month.

    Which is even cooler considering his BABIP is lower in that time frame than during the whole season and he's at a 12.6% BB rate and 16.2% K rate compared to 9.3% and 26.6% on the season before this month. So maybe he's taken another step with his approach.
     
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  28. jrmy

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    Also, similar time frame, since 6/23 Freddie is a hilarious .413/.504/.661
     
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  29. Louis Holth

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    If Riley continues improving the core isn’t bad when TDA returns with Freddie, Oz, Riles, Joc and TDA. If we could add a bat to that mix and cut the dead weight in Panda/Almonte/Smith for Demeritte/Waters/Contreras we’d be able to win the east. Losing Ron sucks but this teams isn’t as lost as we want to make it seem at times(season is still cancelled though). Bullpen also needs an arm or two added. If you can do those things without losing too much then you go for it.
     
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  30. jrmy

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    If Muller and Touki keep pitching like they are, I'm very excited for next season. Just need to re-sign Fred. Bullpen should probably bounce back or at least the ones that had down years this year and should be the biggest area where we spend money.

    Rotation/Pen:
    Anderson
    Fried
    Soroka
    Muller
    Touki
    Ynoa
    Tucker

    Will Smith
    Duke
    Martin
    Matzek
    Santana
    Dayton
    Minter
    Newk

    Probably time to make some decisions on Wright, Wilson or at least try them as relievers if they can't make it as starters. May have some guys like Kalich, Burrows, or Diaz that are ready to give it a shot at the next level.

    C: Contreras/Langeliers/Jackson
    1B: Fred
    2B: Ozzie
    SS: Dans
    3B: Riley
    OF: Ronnie
    OF: Joc (mutual option)
    OF: Pache/Waters/Ozuna?

    Harris and Franklin another year closer to the show as well
     
  31. Tobias

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    the pen really hasnt been bad recently. some of the earlier troubles were variance and the starters not helping out. guys like matzek have seemingly righted the ship
     
  32. Stone Cold Steve Austin

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    I think Pryme would be a lot better out of the pen unless he develops another pitch. Not enough variety to make it through the lineup more than once. But like I said, he could be the next Lance Lynn
     
  33. Stone Cold Steve Austin

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    I also have a feeling like this is the off-season that Ky Wright figures it out.
     
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  34. Louis Holth

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    This is not an official company stance btw
     
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  35. SC

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  36. Tobias

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    really glad we let him walk for practically nothing, tried to trade actual assets to get him back and were firmly told no

    sick stuff as always AA
     
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  37. Tobias

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    this logic is stupid as shit tho. the marlins arent going to be competing for a while. adam duvall has absolutely no place in their future plans. who gives a fuck if you trade him to atlanta and he rakes against you for a season or two. just take the best offer

    of course it makes sense that a pos organization that thought acuna for realmuto was a fair deal is delusional enough to do this
     
  38. seanofthedead86

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    It's 100% a giant middle finger to us and I don't blame them a single bit.
     
  39. Tobias

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    oh for sure. but that just makes it even dumber. congrats on owning us by not getting an asset or two for adam duvall. that'll show us
     
  40. SC

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    Same vibe:
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  41. Where Eagles Dare

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    You have to sign some pen help this offseason. We also 100% need a catcher that doesn't fucking suck.

    That said, I don't see how we can afford to do anything. Fred's is gonna go from 22mm to like 35. Ron is going from 5 to 15. Dansby is gonna go from like 6 to 12. Joc goes from 0 to $10mm. That's 40mm++ in payroll increase if you start including some guys that will get bumped in arbitration. The only real offsets of not are Joker/Chuck and we're 100% not going to roll into next season with that rotation above. We'll sign a vet pitcher for 10mm.

    So we're have to increase payroll by like 35mm (like 30% of our current payroll). We still need a catcher that can hit. We desperately need bench help.
     
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  42. jrmy

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    We're at 165mil total in payroll this year and we only have 68 mil on the books next year assuming mutual opt-in on Joc's option before all the arbitration and pre-arb guys are worked out or re-signing Freddie.
     
  43. FightingCock

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    We also have near the best attendance in the league and close to the top fan following outside of the Yankees, cubs, and dodgers. I think the ownership group would survive and still take in millions
     
  44. jrmy

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    There's no revenue problem anymore, it's a willingness to spend problem.
     
  45. FightingCock

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    Fucking Marlins just gave away Marte for peanuts
     
  46. Stone Cold Steve Austin

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    Huh??
     
  47. FightingCock

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