HoF [REDACTED] v2.0: FUCK...We suck again!

huh

 

Kyle Wright for literally anybody... or nobody. Just get that loser out of my face.

 

We let him walk because we’re idiots, we didn’t cut him because we’re idiots

 

we just got functional major leaguers for panda and ajax i am pretty sure we could get trout for kyle at this point

 

Fake

 

Rosario has an OPS+ this season of 84. Not sure how functional he’s going to be after 5 weeks missed with an oblique injury. I’m trying to stay positive, but the Indians took Pablo and paid us money for us to take him.

 

God damnit

 

Yeah sorry cut wasnt the right term. More so remarking how ridiculously incompetent it was to let Duvall walk in the offseason. Trading for him at the deadline just makes it that much more hilarious. At least we didnt give up much.

 

What is the high school mound situation in the Anaheim area?

 

not sure if kyle will even be able to find a baseball out there

 

We got him for Alex Jackson. Relax.

 

funny if we don’t stupidly let duvy walk last winter, we have at least 2 more wins against the marlins alone to say nothing of the other games. probably won’t regret those in a few months

 

Nvm

 

edit: too slow

 

That's Wayne

 

talking chop contributor

 

Looks like Buxton isn't a FA until '23. Do it right now.

 

Really interested in what the value would be. Can’t imagine he’s THAT expensive with the injury history and the public rejection of an extension.

 

Less than what the Yankees gave up for Gallo, I'd think.

 

See my subsequent post

 

That might be too much

 

If we get Dirty Craig, I’ll give a mediocre ZJ to the first Smoltzy member not named GB to show up at PBR tonight.

 

*gazes out office window*

I could sprint over there in 30 seconds flat

 

Didn't realize he was in arbitration, thought he would be kinda cheap b/c he was a FA.

 

kimbrel to the white sox

 

Edit: Damn you Toby

 

Thimble to the bright stocks

 

No ZJ tonight but I’ll let you buy me a frozen margarita while we go over the Tide’s 3 deep

 

Jesus that’s a high price to pay for Kimbrel

 

Nick Madrigal and Braden Showmake are identical prospects imo

 

Damn, didn't realize how dominant CK has been this year. Cool to see him back

 

Ooof. Madrigal for Kimbrel. I see now why we backed out of that sweepstakes

 

Would have been awesome to boot Will Smith and Greenie to the 6th and 7th role

 

We obviously are beating the Dodgers or Padres. So it’s just about the division, but a reliable one arm would be nice to have.

 

Wtf

 

javy has like 300 strikeouts on the year who cares

 

hear me out.

we trade for both and move big country to left

 

In

 

He also has like 3 WAR

 

Wild to see teams going for it.

We will not do anything

 

ooooo wow he has a 69% zorp too but people arent talking about that

 

Zorp!!!

 

Why are you the way you are?

 

sorry but not everyone has sold out to big stat and their fake numbers