HoF [REDACTED] v2.0: FUCK...We suck again!

How’d he get a 3-1 green light? He’s a 180 hitter. The numbers definitely say that he should take 3-1 and 3-2.

 

tda can’t be get back soon enough

 

Obvious statement, but Freddie is just an impressively good hitter.

 

He’s probably the smartest hitter in the game.

 

Dammit we’re getting BABIP’d to death this inning

 

Um, Touki #1

 

Is Kevan Smith sleeping with AA or something

 

Only explanation

 

One of the beat writers was going back forth with folks on Twitter recently about why he keeps getting playing time and apparently it’s bc the pitchers like him behind the plate

 

That was also DOB, who sometimes makes up shit Bc he has no great sources within the team.

 

He also got his tweet backwards Bc he’s very bad at his job.

 

Fair points

 

He’s probably fucking AA

 

We’ve had a lot of hard contact today for no runs scored

 

Oh man, Griffey has gotten big.

 

pitchers he’s throwing to disagree strongly

 

hopefully it becomes a moot point but inexcusable from snit to not have someone pinch running for kevin right here

 

good to see the velo. he’ll get it worked out

 

Groundhog day

 

loser team never ever fucking changes

gonna lose my mind if snit lets kevin hit again

 

Kevan Smith vs Hader is makeawish

 

Fucking losers

 

It’s really hard to win games when you have two black holes in the lineup with Kevin and the pitcher. It’s just too tough. Likely explains our W-L-W-L bullshit. Hate this fucking team.

 

Rafael Ortega has 3 homers today for the Cubs

 

I’ve never been more frustrated by a team...so fragile

 

Duvall can’t be a black hole at 5 against a left handed. That’s literally the only reason he’s here.

 

We had another black hole at 5

 

Good point. Duvall can’t do that at six and Dansby shouldn’t have been five idgaf how hot he’s been

 

Ky*

 

Dude is mental every time he comes up

 

I put about as much stock in Kyle Wright AAA updates as I did Alex Jackson ones. Dude fucking blows and will never do shit.

 

Good time to remind everybody in this thread that those 1974 home uniforms should become a staple of the permanent Braves jersey options moving forward.

 

Ky*

 

Looking forward to continuing to bring him up just to get rocked and further destroying any value he has left

 

Big week. This is as friendly as the schedule is going to look down the stretch.

 

need to take advantage of those pitching matchups

 

Have to got 4-2.

Mets have a 4 games series @ Miami then the Phillies Hopefully play well this week then can catch make some ground up on which ever team loses this weekend between Mets/Phillies

 

mets losing a series against the shitty marlins makes too much sense not to happen

 

Might be too early for them to tank. Feel like that's going to happen in the 2 weeks

 

mets lose 6-3 in miami

3.5 out

 

Put everything you've got on a Braves W tonight

It's our day.

 

Well, yeah. There is no chance of us getting to .500