HoF Smoltzy v2.0: FUCK

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  1. Where Eagles Dare

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    This is dumb
     
  2. Clown Baby

    Clown Baby I make more aioli in a week than you do in a year

    So, the difference between the Barves and the Cubs is that one of them actually made the playoffs last season.

    Another key difference is that one franchise was stingy enough not to give Jhey a billion dollars.
     
  3. jplaYa

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    I don't know what you're smoking but he's 2-0 against us in 3 starts with like a 1.3 ERA.
     
  4. Stone Cold Steve Austin

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  5. Clown Baby

    Clown Baby I make more aioli in a week than you do in a year

    I mean, it's three games from 2/3 years ago and his career ERA is over 5. I guess my point is: He's not on equal footing as the guy with the 10 WAR and it's a small sample size to declare someone "completely unhittable"
     
  6. Boom TittyMilk

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    Have we burned it all down yet?
     
  7. Clown Baby

    Clown Baby I make more aioli in a week than you do in a year

    I'm more interested in signing Bryce Harper than Ben Harper.

    I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm trying to delete it.
     
  8. Stone Cold Steve Austin

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    New season. Time to lock this one up.
     
  9. jplaYa

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    I’m with you. I was at one of those games so it stands out in my mind.
     
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  10. Clown Baby

    Clown Baby I make more aioli in a week than you do in a year

    I hear you, but I think the important thing to remember is that while he may have performed well against us, he’s still been shellacked by the rest of the league. We obviously need to beat the Phillies, but we also need them to lose more games than we do overall.
     
  11. Arkadin

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    I also dont think we are better than the Dodgers does that make me less of a fan
     
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  12. Paulbee78

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    I feel so young all of a sudden. Thank you.
     
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  13. Tobias

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    christ

     
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  14. Clown Baby

    Clown Baby I make more aioli in a week than you do in a year

    This guy is a dumbass
     
  15. Where Eagles Dare

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    By fair deals he means absurdly more than what happened in reality
     
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  16. JeremyLambsFace

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    Right? They got 0 top 100 prospects in the deal they made but a top 10 prospect of the past decade who was ready for the majors would have been fair
     
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  17. Clown Baby

    Clown Baby I make more aioli in a week than you do in a year

    I think we’ve kind of overlooked it because of the offseason, but we still have two of the best position players in baseball in Freddie and Acuna. Realmuto would’ve been nice but I’m content holding onto Riley, Contreras, Waters, and Pache. The thing I don’t understand is how the Marlins main piece in return was a pitching prospect when we’ve got those out the ass. Anyway, more monkey p for us, I guess.
     
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  18. Where Eagles Dare

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    Jeets really needed a shitty 25 year old catcher from the Phils as the second piece.

    I waffle back and forth from being positive to worrying everyone is gonna suck outside Free, Acuña and Donaldson
     
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  19. Degausser

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    I'm going to go out on a limb and predict that Dansby will actually hit somewhat worth a shit this year.
     
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  20. One Two

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    Agreed. Hoping he can stay healthy
     
  21. Clown Baby

    Clown Baby I make more aioli in a week than you do in a year

    It would be absolutely great if Ozzie and Dansby each hit in the .280 range. That would mitigate whatever the hell we get from LF and CF.
     
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  22. Where Eagles Dare

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    That's a scary fucking limb to be on.

    Is he gonna go Ax Handle to fix it? Gotta be the bat
     
  23. Degausser

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    :idk: I feel like he has all the skills necessary. He just has to make adjustments in his approach. I don't expect him to be an All Star, but I think he could put together a season with league average or better offensive production, as opposed to the shit he's been giving us.
     
  24. kennypowers

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    The next slider off the plate that Dansby takes will be his first.
     
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  25. Where Eagles Dare

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    [​IMG]
     
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  26. Stone Cold Steve Austin

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    To be fair, Ottavino did that to a lot of people last year.
     
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  27. Where Eagles Dare

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    Maybe, idk tho. It would be great if he could be decent. Take away all his intentional walks and his season last year was even worse
     
  28. Where Eagles Dare

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    Yeah, just a fun pic for the convo
     
  29. Stone Cold Steve Austin

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    I didn’t have fun.
     
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  30. Degausser

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  31. Drown ‘Em

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    That is 2 feet off the plate. I can do that.
     
  32. ashy larry

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    look at the big plate discipline on brad
     
  33. Clown Baby

    Clown Baby I make more aioli in a week than you do in a year

    “I played high school baseball. I could at least make contact against a big leaguer.”

    *takes five straight pitches then*

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  34. ashy larry

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    i coulda gone D1 if i didn't pull my hamstring that one time
     
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  35. Drown ‘Em

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    Don’t get me wrong. All I meant was that I too can flail hopelessly at a pitch two feet off the plate. Not meant as saying I’d have success of any kind against major league pitching, because I wouldn’t.
     
  36. Sterling A

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    [​IMG]Atlanta Braves: Ronald Acuna Jr. The Braves signed Josh Donaldson, brought back Brian McCann, and all the young starting pitchers -- both those already in the majors and those close to getting there -- will be compelling, but in an offseason when the Braves declined to swing for the fences, it's all about Acuna. He immediately became one of the most compelling players in the game as a rookie, and after his monster second half -- he was third in the majors in OPS -- there's one question: Can he be MVP?

    Level of excitement: 5. Imagine if they had actually signed Harper or traded for J.T. Realmuto, like they should have done.
     
  37. Clown Baby

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    Now why the hell would I do that
     
  38. Tobias

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    damn i must have missed harper signing elsewhere
     
  39. Clown Baby

    Clown Baby I make more aioli in a week than you do in a year

    I’ll tell you this: If Bryce signs with the cash strapped Giants, I’m gonna be livid and relieved at the same time.
     
  40. Where Eagles Dare

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    Not good for a shareholder
     
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  41. Sterling A

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    If the limited activity by the Braves was more about faith in the prospects, we likely wouldn't mind as much.

    This is the problem:

    "There will be very few teams that have as much to spend in the marketplace next winter as the Atlanta Braves"

    That was Terry McGuirk last March.
     
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  42. CUtigers86

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    I didn’t want to overreact but after seeing the trade Philly made for Realmuto i’m convinced we just don’t want to do anything.

    Foolish to assume the open money in payroll would be spent. This sucks.
     
  43. JeremyLambsFace

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  44. Sterling A

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    I said I would wait till March cause nothing really matters till then. But if it's this dry then I will be quite upset I'm ngl
     
  45. SC

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  46. JeremyLambsFace

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  47. JeremyLambsFace

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  48. ashy larry

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    jet fuel can't melt steel beams the way you melt my heart
     
  49. ashy larry

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    unlike sandy hook my love for you is not a false flag