HoF [REDACTED] v2.0: FUCK...We suck again!

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  1. Jimmy Was Taken

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    Never thought such an innocent word would ever trigger me so much. Fuck.
     
  2. Clown Baby

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    Guys bitching about Barves not spending, I guess y’all forgot about the massive deal we gave to Josh Donaldson
     
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  3. Where Eagles Dare

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    Choke on some dividends
     
  4. Clown Baby

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    That sounds awesome. Thank you.
     
  5. Louis Holth

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    Hey man toss me a dividend if you’ve got an extra one lying around
     
  6. Baby Boy

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    Sorry fresh out of dividends but we've got a bag o' dicks for ya if interested.

    Thanks,

    Liberty Media Shareholders
     
  7. Louis Holth

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    Bags o’ dicks are way too pricey for them to just give them away. I’m not stupid.
     
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  8. jrmy

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    I am the 1%
     
  9. Tobias

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  10. Gaknight

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    Same. Cheap fucks
     
  11. Jimmy Was Taken

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    Definite C. Didn't address OF or the rotation as they had implied.

    And no, I don't count signing Donaldson and forcing Goat into a super utility role as improving the OF. Maybe in a perfect world, Riley rakes and picks up the OF quickly.
     
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  12. Reggie Washington

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    Definite C. Didn't address biggest needs.
     
  13. Reggie Washington

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  14. Gin Buckets

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    The team is still only marginally better, but not even favorites to win repeat with or without Kimbrel. Closer wasn't really the Braves problem in 2018.

    This is a repeat of the Atlanta Baseball Talk podcast from Sunday, but there are few off seasons with the opportunities 2019 provided. Freddie most likely doesn't have many years left of his prime, and we have some fantastic young and cheap players. With the combination of young, cheap talent and available money, it seemed like 2019 was the best opportunity the Braves had to compete for a NL or even World Series title for the foreseeable future. The Braves flaws were pretty obvious in the playoffs, and when I compare this team to last year's Dodgers, Red Sox, and Astros, it still falls pretty short with or without Kimbrel.

    Finally, how can you get anything better than a C if you're predicted to go from 1st to what 3rd or 4th the very next year?
     
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  15. Sterling A

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    wut? We had 20 Blown saves in 60 opportunities which is...…. not great bob
     
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  16. Where Eagles Dare

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    Chicks dig long balls and we just spend on a guy that will be marginally better than what we got now.

    Meh
     
  17. Where Eagles Dare

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    Gonna be amazing when we give Donaldson a big 3 year deal for his 34-37 seasons after being unwilling to give shit to guys who are 26
     
  18. FightingCock

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    I still have to think we have our eyes on an OF somewhere that fits what we want. Again, we could be prepping Riley and hoping he takes a good many AB's from Kakes with Goat filling in
     
  19. Where Eagles Dare

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    Where does this mythical CF exist??
     
  20. FightingCock

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    Lol wut?!
     
  21. Gin Buckets

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    Think you missed my point due to poor wording on my part. What I was trying to say is that we have bigger holes than closer. We would have gotten smoked by LA even if we had Kimbrel last year.
     
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  22. Arkadin

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    Cutting down blown saves by like 75% would be amazing
     
  23. clemsontyger04

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    Would Snit use him in the playoffs or let him sit in the bullpen?
     
  24. Clown Baby

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    “Freddie most likely doesn’t have many years left of his prime” might be the dumbest thing ever posted in this thread
     
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  25. Tobias

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    not quite as dumb as saying you can't recover from meniscus surgery in 10 days but it is damn close
     
  26. ashy larry

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    if the braves sign kimbrel to a reasonable deal the offseason is:

    [ ] office seasons 2 & 3
    [ ] office seasons 1 & 4
    [ ] office season 5
    [ ] office seasons 7 & 9
    [ ] office seasons 6 & 8
     
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  27. jrmy

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    Guys I’m going to win the next billion dollar lotto jackpot and buy the Braves and then spend 30 years spending an absurd amount of payroll and racking up ridiculous debt and then sell for pennies on the dollar and kill myself.

    You’re welcome in advance for the 10-15 world series
     
  28. Clown Baby

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    Very cool. Unrelated, have you thought about taking yourself public?
     
  29. Gin Buckets

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    *Meniscus repair. Very different than meniscus surgery where the torn meniscus is cut out (which is the what they did to Chipper). I actually thought you were joking about the 1-9 day recovery period for a meniscus repair, because that is literally absurd and objectively incorrect. That’s why I liked the post.


    I do not understand this gripe. The take on Freddie was pretty vanilla. 2019 is his last season in his 20s, and it does not seem unusual to expect any PED free player’s productivity to start to slow down once they are on the wrong side of 30.
     
  30. Tobias

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    i don't joke about meniscus repair recovery time (1-9 days). i take it deathly seriously
     
  31. Clown Baby

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    He’s not a running back, he’s a first baseman coming off of a career season. It’s a dumb take.
     
  32. SC

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    I get what you're saying, re: age curve and stuff, but he was the best 1B in the league last year, and the top 5 was FF (age 28 season), Goldy (age 30 season), Carpenter (age 32 season), Bellinger (age 22 season), and Votto (age 34 season). Worrying about FF is pretty far down on my list.
     
  33. Gin Buckets

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    I mean. Granted less ABs, but he had better ops, slugging, and OBP in 2016 and 2017.

    And anyway, that point is moot. It’s not the argument I was making at all. Even if his stats are still great in 2020 — which I think they will be, I think nearly all current projections would predict better 2019 production than the production they predict in 2020 season and beyond. That was the reason I mentioned him when attempting to make a point at saying 2019 was most likely the Braves best opportunity to make a big push.
     
  34. Gin Buckets

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    It was just a bullet point for saying 2019 was a great year to make a push. Craig Calcaterra said a lot of the same things in the podcast I linked yesterday. (If interested: http://www.atlantabaseballtalk.com/ )
     
  35. One Two

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    I once tore a meniscus mowing my yard. With nothing more than a pair of salad tongs and sturdy scissors I was able to remove the damaged tissue and was back out mowing my lawn in less than 10 days.
     
  36. Where Eagles Dare

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    *OF
     
  37. Louis Holth

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    Thank you for sharing your brave testimony
     
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  38. BumpingNasties

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    Not to change the subject or anything but have y’all seen the Pecota projections for Ronnie this coming year? Don’t seem high on him this year
     
  39. Degausser

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    At least post the projections here for us to mock.
     
  40. Stone Cold Steve Austin

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    Offseason with or without Kimbrel: A
     
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  41. Drown ‘Em

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  42. Clown Baby

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    I think people are severely underestimating Ozzie
     
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  43. Degausser

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    I'll just assume they're being extremely conservative with their projections.
     
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  44. Drown ‘Em

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  45. BumpingNasties

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    The ones in baseball prospectus handbook are a little different but pretty close.

    My question on Ozzie is would it feel different if his 2018 was spread over the year instead largely not doing a ton after May. I think he’s a little more valuable than they have him. Also don’t see Flow putting a 3 win season. Just shows how much they value framing in their projections for catchers.
     
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  46. Clown Baby

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    Drown ‘Em maybe wait until the first pitch of the season to go into full “fuck this team mode.” We’re still on “fuck this front office” at the moment.
     
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  47. Where Eagles Dare

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    Or they watch 5 of 7 months last year
     
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  48. Silky Johnson

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    How the fuck are they the most optimistic about Tyler Flowers?
     
  49. Clown Baby

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    Are you writing off a 21 yo former top prospect?