HoF [REDACTED] v2.0: FUCK...We suck again!

just being cautious. not too worried yet

 

dob has me blocked so that makes sense when i tried to open it in twitter and got nothing

 

sign dallas keuchel

 

I added a 2nd tweet from another guy with similar info and it didn’t post either so maybe I’m being slow bro’d by The Man

 

Might not have the depth to move Folty to closer until mid season.

 

Recurrent shoulder pain isn’t giving me the warm and fuzzies. I’m sure the Braves will do what the panthers did with cam and decide on some shoulder procedure late in the offseason.

 

Thread title accurate

 

I’m a little upset we didn’t offer Marwin 2/20-22 just to make him say no.

 

Why?

 

But what would that have done to our flexibility?

 

Because we have Nick Markakis on our roster

 

Because he’s better than Kakes and bridges the gap to Waters/Pache

 

DID MARWIN GONZALEZ WIN A SILVER SLUGGER LAST YEAR? WAS MARWIN GONZALEZ A FIRST BALLOT ALL STAR?

 

many people would call it "all star starter" instead of first ballot all star

 

Not me

 

It won’t be the last time you read “first ballot” when talking about KAKES

 

JeremyLambsFace needs to start saving money for our cooperstown trip NOW

 

Lol at you guys wanting to sign good players. Do you even financial flexibility?

 

Is financial flexibility the new veteran presents?

 

It's awesome that we gave Kakes 6 million, when we could have spent 4 more and gotten a better player.

 

You think rich people businesses stay rich by just spending money willy nilly?

 

Touki gonna go 2 IP, 5ks, 18 pitches

 

Duvall is the 3 hole.

 

Sexy lineup right there

 

3 up 3 down

We suck. Gonna be a long season

 

O/U:
Freddie HR: 25.5
Freddie Avg: .309
Acuna: HR: 30.5
Acuna Avg: .300
Donaldson HR: 25.5
Donaldson Avg: .275
Ozzie HR: 15.5
Ozzie Avg: .270
Dansbae Avg: .265

Folty ERA: 3.00
Folty Ks: 200
Ace ERA: 6.90
Ace Ks: 50.5
Gohara IP: 100
Newcomb ERA: 4.00
Touki IP: 150
Touki ERA: 3.50

 

O/U:
Freddie HR: 25.5 Over
Freddie Avg: .309 Under
Acuna: HR: 30.5 Over
Acuna Avg: .300 Over
Donaldson HR: 25.5 Over
Donaldson Avg: .275 Under
Ozzie HR: 15.5 Under
Ozzie Avg: .270 Under
Dansbae Avg: .265 Under

Folty ERA: 3.00 over
Folty Ks: 200 over
Ace ERA: 6.90 even
Ace Ks: 50.5 even
Gohara IP: 100 over
Newcomb ERA: 4.00 over
Touki IP: 150 over
Touki ERA: 3.50 under

 

3 up 3 down on defense. we gonna shut everybody out

 

You asshats doubting Ozzie are in for a swift kick in the nuts

 

To be fair, my projections spit out 15 HR with a .269 AVG. HAVE FUN KICKING MATH IN THE NUTS.

 

Aren’t your projections run on Windows ‘95? I have a hard time with their validity if so

 

Math has huge nuts so I will enjoy kicking them

 

Kimbrel is posturing that he’d sit out 2019 instead of signing a lesser contract in terms of years or money. Still seeking Chapman type deal.

 

Really interested in Jenista this spring.

 

How are there not any teams out there starved for a 27 yo two-time All Star?

 

Most teams want that D*

*ividends

 

A lot of teams are saying they’re going to chalk in Financial Flexibility at closer

 

We suck again

 

If Luke Jackson makes this fucking team, I’m selling my stock

 

Solid 108 ERA.

 

So he’s gotten better since last year is what you’re saying.