HoF Smoltzy v2.0: FUCK

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  1. Where Eagles Dare

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    He seems like the only hitter we have really dominating early spring
     
  2. Room 15

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    Very Bonifacio like
     
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  3. Where Eagles Dare

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    Allard is really really bad.

    Not a bad outing for Ace
     
  4. Louis Holth

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    It’s about time ship ender and play pache
     
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  5. J10

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    Is there any shot Pache gets called up? I’d love to see him over Ender or Markakis
     
  6. Arkadin

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    To start the year? He's played 29 games in AA
     
  7. Gaknight

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    even if they wanted to I’m sure he would get the Acuña treatment for service time
     
  8. Louis Holth

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    I was joking btw

    I will not be joking when June rolls around and ender is hitting the Mendoza line.
     
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  9. J10

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    No not to start the year
     
  10. One Two

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    I really don't mind Ender bc of his defense. Having him in center with Pache and Acuna on either side would be pretty solid in my book


    Until Waters is ready of course then dump him
     
  11. JeremyLambsFace

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    Playing Ender and Pache in the same outfield is a gross idea and you should all stop it
     
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  12. It'sAlwaysSunnyInAthens

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    Not if Pache is hitting 20ish bombs.
     
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  13. JeremyLambsFace

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    Yeah and if I put together the money to buy the Braves then we can big buyers in FA
     
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  14. jplaYa

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    If I had to guess, Ender is probably a little distracted by the fact his home has become a humanitarian crisis and some of his family are more than likely affected.
     
  15. It'sAlwaysSunnyInAthens

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  16. Where Eagles Dare

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    So which side is he on?

    Gov't or military?
     
  17. Clown Baby

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    Wut
     
  18. Clegg

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    The gov’t and military are one in the same
     
  19. Sterling A

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    "Ace" or no "Ace"

    how fucking embarrassing is it that we were supposed to have all this money and able to improve the roster, rotation, bench, etc this offseason....but now a guy who couldn't even crack the playoff rotation and almost was left off the team altogether last October is now in line to be our Opening day starter :facepalm: :facepalm:
     
  20. Where Eagles Dare

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    Pretty sure the military is trying to overthrow the govt
     
  21. Where Eagles Dare

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    When Ace strikes out 15 over the first 5 innings ur gonna look real dumb.

    But then smart when he gave up 4 home runs and exits the game as a losing pitcher.

    Will still earn a TQS tho
     
  22. Sterling A

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  23. Where Eagles Dare

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    Really starting to annoy me
     
  24. Sterling A

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  25. Where Eagles Dare

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  26. Sterling A

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  27. One Two

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    Just the way as Snit drew it up
     
  28. Buzz

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  29. Clown Baby

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    Sounds like there’s a new ace in town
     
  30. Drown ‘Em

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    Look I get it’s spring, but who the fuck thinks it is a good idea to try to steal 3rd in the first inning in front of Donaldson, Freddie, and Ronnie coming up? Great he made it, but it’s stupid baseball. Which is why Snit probably loved it.
     
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  31. Buzz

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  32. Tobias

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    the complaints are honestly past parody at this point with some of you lunatics
     
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  33. Drown ‘Em

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    Thanks for your opinion.
     
  34. Clown Baby

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  35. JeremyLambsFace

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    Let's just go ahead and put him in Julio's spot and lets let Ace be Ace in Gwinnett
     
  36. wes tegg

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    It’s practice.
     
  37. Sterling A

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  38. Louis Holth

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    Drown em is also practicing for the regular season. Cut him some slack.
     
  39. Buzz

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    According to Kelsey though he threw five pitches in the inning :idk:.
     
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  40. JeremyLambsFace

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    Que?
     
  41. Gin Buckets

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    What did Ender do today batting leadoff? Serious question, I can't find it.
     
  42. Buzz

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    Kelsey said he threw five pitches in the 5th. Idk.
     
  43. Sterling A

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    I'm coming around on the JD, Freddie, Acuna middle of the lineup

    maybe ender/ozzie can just be leave average OBP wise is that too much to ask? But wow once you get past leadoff that's a scary 2,3,4 to deal with
     
  44. Where Eagles Dare

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    Ender has his 5th hit of the entire spring and everyone wants to immediately claim victory for him in the leadoff

    Not buying it
     
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  45. Where Eagles Dare

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    Imagine having to deal with 4,2,3 right from the jump.

    Crazy huh
     
  46. Sterling A

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    I'm of the opinion the Kakes being clean up is not in anyone's best interest
     
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  47. Sterling A

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  48. Drown ‘Em

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    So why are we practicing stupid shit?
     
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  49. Drown ‘Em

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    Prior to that he had 4 singles only. His AVG, OBP and SLG were all the same. No walks.
     
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  50. wes tegg

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    He's practicing the steal, not the situational scoring. The outcome in these games is meaningless. Calm down.