Holy shit are Alabama fans ugly

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  1. Bruce Wayne

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    The only ugly people here in South Beach are bama fans, and holy shit are they ugly

    RTR
     
  2. Bruce Wayne

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    /subtlebrag
     
  3. SWIMFAN

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  4. Weebay

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    I would honestly be very surprised if all of the ugly people in south beach root for Alabama
     
  5. Moxin24

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    I've been on Notre Dame's campus. Those are the ugliest bitches in captivity.
     
  6. Bruce Wayne

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    I haven't seen an ND fan under 65 here yet. Of course that's because the out of town fans haven't arrived yet
     
  7. .Ephemeral Gardens.â„¢

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    South Beach is so awful. Growing up, I had always heard how great, tropical, and wealthy it is was. I was lied to.
     
  8. Snakes

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    You haven't seen ugly til you've visited Happy Valley.
     
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  9. Waters  Muddy

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    I can substantiate this claim. When they came down for the Champs bowl last year vs. FSU. Woof!
     
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  10. Pac_Lion

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    This is just false
     
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  11. Snakes

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    :idk: I spent a weekend there a few weeks ago and the girls were hideous. Like, it was appalling.

    I'm not doubting that the OP saw a bunch of ugly :airquote:Bama fans:airquote:, but Bama's female students are hotter than most.
     
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  12. Clown Baby

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    Bama sorority girls >>> anything notre dame has to offer
     
  13. Icculus is a Bammer

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  14. Shadow

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    I hear its so bad there that some grown men have been known to choose to molest young boys rather than the sorority sisters.
     
  15. .Ephemeral Gardens.â„¢

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    Arguing the attractiveness of people between Alabama and a Catholic school.

    Yeeeep.
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  16. Moxin24

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    Surprisingly enough, Catholic University in D.C. has some mighty fine tail running around campus.

    The D.C. hierarchy goes: George Washington > Catholic > G'Town > every other small bullshit college that is probably not accredited > American > Howard
     
  17. The Banks

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    Notre Dame is one of the ugliest schools in America for girls. Alabama is your average southern school for em
     
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  18. Taco Sa1ad

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    What do you call a hot girl in Ann Arbor?

    a visitor :awesomeface:
     
  19. Moxin24

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    As a percentage Michigan is awful, but its such a large campus that you still have some decent options.
     
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  20. watson

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    She was smokin.
     
  21. RoyalShocker

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    The girls in Happy Valley turned Sandusky gay is what I heard.
     
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  22. Sam Elliott

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    I don't know man, some top notch talent from what I've seen

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  23. devine

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    I'm confused the title sounds like a question (with no question mark) but the op sounds like a statement. Can't have it both ways which is it?
     
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  24. Moxin24

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    Of course he can, its just like Denard's rushing statistics.
     
  25. devine

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    F u
     
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  26. .Ephemeral Gardens.â„¢

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    Everyone knows the real sluts go to CC's.
     
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  27. Taco Sa1ad

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    thats because they are poor....much like alabama fans
     
  28. Babou

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  29. Auburn fans at their best, making fun of a Alabama fans for being ugly.:pdl:
     
  30. Owsley

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    I'm going to assume you have visited both campuses to make such an assertion.
     
  31. ACEDGOD

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  32. Corch

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    Proof that they're not vistors?
     
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  33. Pokes

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    What do you expect after years and years of inbreeding and cousin fucking OP?
     
  34. The Banks

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    yes have been to both
     
  35. Owsley

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    :edmond:
     
  36. timo

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    I realize no one is going to care about my humble opinion about the relative hotness hierarchy of DC's universities any more than they care about the opinion of a racist, religious zealot gym teacher, but it goes: GW > GT > Howard > AU > UDC > Gallaudet > Corcoran > Catholic.
     
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  37. Moxin24

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    INSANE.

    Howard chicks are black therefore ugly. Catholic girls are much hotter than most of the other colleges. I'm willing to allow some debate between GTown and CUA but that's it.

    And I'm not a gym teacher.
     
  38. kn88

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    I go to Howard. We have lots of fine bitches :crossedarms:
     
  39. The Banks

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    I may be from Alaska but I'm well traveled. Campuses I've been to off the top of my head:
    Miami
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    Washington
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  40. SWIMFAN

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    you stay cute

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  41. Moxin24

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    FIFY
     
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  42. Bruce Wayne

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    YOU TRY TYPING WITH PROPER GRAMMAR WHEN YOU'RE SURROUNDED BY UGLY REDNECKS OK?
     
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  43. Corky Bucek

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    :roll: at you saying this. I should have expected this.
     
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  44. Clown Baby

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    Good job, swimmy. Your post of one girl with a big ass proved that Auburn has tons of hotties. Just like Auburn's one MNC proves that Auburn football is relevant
     
  45. Dayneface

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    Bama girls 25 & under :gfa:

    Bama girls 25-35 :warn:

    Bama girls 35+ :donotwant:
     
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  46. Corky Bucek

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    fify
     
  47. kn88

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    Fine black bitches. One lap around campus and boom, you're eating ice cream on the porch like Hank Grotowski
     
  48. UncleItchyBalls

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    :gaddam:
     
  49. Corky Bucek

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    :edmond:

    But I do appreciate you talking shit to swimfan
     
  50. .Ephemeral Gardens.â„¢

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    Lets be real, It doesnt make a difference if there are attractive girls on ANY campus for the vast majority of this site.
     
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