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  1. bro

    bro Your Mother’s Favorite Shitposter
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    #1 bro, Jun 4, 2021
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  2. Detlef Schrempf

    Detlef Schrempf Back to Back to Back AAU National Champs
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    Glad this wasn’t a Terry Bollea tweet or I might’ve thought he was playing a white trash character
     
    #2 Detlef Schrempf, Jun 4, 2021
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  3. UncleJesse

    UncleJesse Did I invent hip-hop? No, but I was there.
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    Surprised he would drink that considering the can is black.
     
    #3 UncleJesse, Jun 4, 2021
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  4. TC

    TC Peter, 53, from Toxteth
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    You used to be worth millions. Have times gotten that tough for him?
     
    #4 TC, Jun 4, 2021
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  5. Detlef Schrempf

    Detlef Schrempf Back to Back to Back AAU National Champs
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    Wrong thread
     
    #5 Detlef Schrempf, Jun 4, 2021
  6. southlick

    southlick "Better Than You"
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    Maybe that's his doing yardwork beer.
     
    #6 southlick, Jun 4, 2021
  7. UncleJesse

    UncleJesse Did I invent hip-hop? No, but I was there.
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    No, he won millions in that lawsuit. He is doing just fine, other than the whole racist piece of shit thing.
     
    #7 UncleJesse, Jun 4, 2021
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  8. bro

    bro Your Mother’s Favorite Shitposter
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    This is the right thread brother
     
    #8 bro, Jun 4, 2021
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  9. UncleJesse

    UncleJesse Did I invent hip-hop? No, but I was there.
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    He is on one tonight.

     
    #9 UncleJesse, Jun 4, 2021
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  10. UncleJesse

    UncleJesse Did I invent hip-hop? No, but I was there.
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    #10 UncleJesse, Jun 4, 2021
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  11. TrustyPatches

    TrustyPatches Life is is a bunch of ups and Caleb Downs
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    Never knew I needed to follow hulk hogan on Twitter but here I am
     
    #11 TrustyPatches, Jun 4, 2021
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  12. TrustyPatches

    TrustyPatches Life is is a bunch of ups and Caleb Downs
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    #12 TrustyPatches, Jun 4, 2021
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  13. UncleJesse

    UncleJesse Did I invent hip-hop? No, but I was there.
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    -HH
     
    #13 UncleJesse, Jun 4, 2021
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  14. UncleJesse

    UncleJesse Did I invent hip-hop? No, but I was there.
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    #14 UncleJesse, Jun 4, 2021
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  15. TrustyPatches

    TrustyPatches Life is is a bunch of ups and Caleb Downs
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    I’m gonna post tweeters for the rest of the night that should get me 300k likes by tomorrow



    edit: fuck there’s absolutely no way I’ll get the likes meant for UncleJesse
     
    #15 TrustyPatches, Jun 4, 2021
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  16. Tobias

    Tobias dan “the man qb1” jones fan account
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    #16 Tobias, Jun 5, 2021
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  17. val venis

    val venis hello tyrannosaurus, meet tyrannicide
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    HH
     
    #17 val venis, Jun 5, 2021
  18. TrustyPatches

    TrustyPatches Life is is a bunch of ups and Caleb Downs
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    This is the best tweet of all time
     
    #18 TrustyPatches, Jun 5, 2021
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  19. Sir Phobos

    Sir Phobos Knight of Mars, Beater of Ass.
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    #19 Sir Phobos, Jun 5, 2021
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  20. UncleJesse

    UncleJesse Did I invent hip-hop? No, but I was there.
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    #20 UncleJesse, Jun 7, 2021
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  21. TrustyPatches

    TrustyPatches Life is is a bunch of ups and Caleb Downs
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    Rest up brother we need you primed for shit posting this weekend
     
    #21 TrustyPatches, Jun 7, 2021
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  22. UncleJesse

    UncleJesse Did I invent hip-hop? No, but I was there.
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    #22 UncleJesse, Jun 7, 2021
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  23. Bruce Wayne

    Bruce Wayne Billionaire Playboy
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    #23 Bruce Wayne, Jun 19, 2021
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  24. Beeds07

    Beeds07 Bitch, it's Saturday
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    Posting so I can get updates
     
    #24 Beeds07, Jun 19, 2021
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  25. UncleJesse

    UncleJesse Did I invent hip-hop? No, but I was there.
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    #25 UncleJesse, Jun 19, 2021
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  26. UncleJesse

    UncleJesse Did I invent hip-hop? No, but I was there.
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    #26 UncleJesse, Jul 13, 2021
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  27. DUCKMOUTH

    DUCKMOUTH People don’t you know, don’t you know
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    Should close tweets with Hulk instead of HH. That’s just my preference though
     
    #27 DUCKMOUTH, Jul 13, 2021
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  28. UncleJesse

    UncleJesse Did I invent hip-hop? No, but I was there.
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    #28 UncleJesse, Mar 31, 2022
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  29. UncleJesse

    UncleJesse Did I invent hip-hop? No, but I was there.
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    #29 UncleJesse, Mar 31, 2022
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  30. ClemPson

    ClemPson Well-Known Member
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    TMZ needs some video of HH karaoke.

     
    #30 ClemPson, Mar 31, 2022
  31. LuPoor

    LuPoor Cuddle with the homies watching Stand By Me
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    You could tell me every person in this photo is real, or every person in this photo is a cardboard cutout, and I'd believe you either way
     
    #31 LuPoor, Mar 31, 2022
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  32. War Grundle

    War Grundle Nole Mercy
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    The Mouth of the South hasn’t aged a bit.
     
    #32 War Grundle, Mar 31, 2022
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  33. Owsley

    Owsley My friends call me Bear
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    Are my eyes deceiving me, or is that The Mouth of the South Jimmy Hart with holding the mic?
     
    #33 Owsley, Mar 31, 2022
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  34. Upton^2

    Upton^2 blocked just a park away, but I can't really say
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    I can’t tell what’s real and what’s fake in that picture
     
    #34 Upton^2, Mar 31, 2022
  35. jrmy

    jrmy For bookings contact Morgan at 702-374-3735
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    There is a real and cardboard cutout version of the very same person in this picture
     
    #35 jrmy, Mar 31, 2022
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  36. TrustyPatches

    TrustyPatches Life is is a bunch of ups and Caleb Downs
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    #36 TrustyPatches, Oct 22, 2022
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  37. bro

    bro Your Mother’s Favorite Shitposter
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    Rereading this thread has me in tears
     
    #37 bro, Oct 22, 2022
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  38. laxjoe

    laxjoe Well-Known Member
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    I thought this thread was about the brother from home alone who recently got in trouble again.

    this was a superior thread
     
    #38 laxjoe, Oct 22, 2022
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  39. War Grundle

    War Grundle Nole Mercy
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    Buzz? I haven’t have kept up with McCallisters in a few decades.
     
    #39 War Grundle, Oct 22, 2022
  40. Wad of 100s and Magnums

    Wad of 100s and Magnums same
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    I thought it was about Macaulay Culkin procreating
     
    #40 Wad of 100s and Magnums, Oct 23, 2022
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  41. bro

    bro Your Mother’s Favorite Shitposter
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    #41 bro, Jun 1, 2023
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  42. $P1

    $P1 Ball State #1
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    Not gonna end well when Hulk's passed out off of the Ice and that dragon hasn't been fed
     
    #42 $P1, Jun 1, 2023
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  43. Seavie

    Seavie Loading tweet...
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    #43 Seavie, Jun 1, 2023
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  44. ARSENAL

    ARSENAL Well-Known Member
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    Bud Ice was a staple during my peak alcoholism years. I would gag quite often when drinking the first tallie. No reason for anyone to drink that shit unless you’re poor.
     
    #44 ARSENAL, Jun 1, 2023
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  45. UncleJesse

    UncleJesse Did I invent hip-hop? No, but I was there.
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    Brother…what are you saying dude?
     
    #45 UncleJesse, Jun 1, 2023
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  46. ARSENAL

    ARSENAL Well-Known Member
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    I don’t know. But I love that quote in your profile from ‘What happens in Vegas’
     
    #46 ARSENAL, Jun 1, 2023
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  47. bro

    bro Your Mother’s Favorite Shitposter
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    #47 bro, Dec 13, 2023
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  48. TrustyPatches

    TrustyPatches Life is is a bunch of ups and Caleb Downs
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    #48 TrustyPatches, Jan 15, 2024
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  49. UncleJesse

    UncleJesse Did I invent hip-hop? No, but I was there.
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    Looks like somebody rolled up that car from behind, brother.
     
    #49 UncleJesse, Jan 15, 2024
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  50. joey jo-jo jr shabadoo

    joey jo-jo jr shabadoo you know for me, the action is the juice

    making up for the time he threw the giant off the roof of cobo hall
     
    #50 joey jo-jo jr shabadoo, Jan 15, 2024
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