Home Buyin/Maintenance Thread - Where most of us are 30ish but act 47. Oh, and fuck home inspectors

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  1. Russellin4885

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    I've done about 9 yards so far this year and still probably need a couple more. At least mulch is light enough that it's not too brutal to do a full day. Now, moving the 6 tons of pea gravel last year, that was a different story.
     
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  2. RockHardJawn39

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    My agent just called. Buyer got cleared by the bank to close 6/29.
     
  3. Todd Bonzales

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    True, but I’m also obese and sweaty, so anything is a chore. Eff that gravel! That’s brutal. Makes you appreciate dudes who do that Shit every day and don’t blink.
     
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  4. -Asshole-

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    The fucking appraisal for the lot we have a contract on came back 8 grand below contract value.

    Pretty sure the sellers aren’t going to want to reduce the price and my idiot agent doesn’t even want to give my written request to reduce the price to the sellers. She wants me to get the appraisal redone. Mother fucker.
     
  5. Tiger Tiger Woods Y'all

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    I had an extended non-dealer warranty on my VW CC, my transmission basically blew and they paid 4K to fix it and gave me a rental. Beautiful.
     
  6. Tiger Tiger Woods Y'all

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    The lot? Are you not doing a construction loan? You’re taking a mortgage out on just the land?

    Usually they wrap all in one with one closing or two closing one cost and the value is on the appraised house once built and not on the land.
     
  7. -Asshole-

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    Yeah just the lot. And it’s just a 3 or 5 year loan. We are not paying cash for the lot. We are under contract selling our house but it’s not sold yet, so the plan was to buy the new lot then by the time we close on the sale of our house in july we would have decided on plans and a builder, get a construction loan and once built wrap everything up into one mortgage.
     
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  8. thunderstruck

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    $6,000 to replace my fucking AC.

    Mother fuck, I’m waiting on American Home Shield again. These sons of bitches are going to figure a way to weasel out of this but I’m giving it a try.


    Fuck fuck fuck
     
  9. Todd Bonzales

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    Just did it last fall. Huge bullet to bite, but I’m glad it’s done for a long, Long time.

    If the finances aren’t in the cards, grab a no interest card and put it on there and pay if off as you can. There are plenty of 0% cards available, some for 21 months. If you don’t trust yourself with that card, cut it up.
     
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  10. texasraider

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    Your agent works for you.
     
  11. bigred77

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    And the sale
     
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  12. RockHardJawn39

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    Condo is officially under contract. Can't believe how well this is turning out.
     
  13. Todd Bonzales

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    https://i.imgur.com/ByWjYPf.jpg

    I fucking hate posting pictures now. Apparently, it’s like teaching me Euchre or how to torrance — I’m just too dumb.
     
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  14. Todd Bonzales

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    Help me get rid of chipmunks, please. If I could Thanos ALL of them away, I would.
     
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  15. Houndster

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    Do you smoke blunts on your porch above the front door?
     
  16. lechnerd

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    Looks really nice.
     
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  17. EMAW FC

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    that's a nice-ass yard
     
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  18. Duck70

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    Fuck I wish I could get my front yard grass to look like this.

    When I bought my place 3 years ago the front yard was a mud pit and has slowly started to turn around but it still needs a ton of work.
     
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  19. Beachy Toast

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    Nice yard.
     
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  20. -Asshole-

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    Yes. Yes. Right. Right. Just venting here because I hate dealing with stupidity.
     
  21. Todd Bonzales

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    If that shit was functional, I would. Decorative shit is stupid.
     
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  22. Lyrtch

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    well now we know what marcus did with all his free time during his hiatus
     
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  23. Todd Bonzales

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    This one wasn’t too bad, just hired a local guy to lay down all the proper shit when needed. My last yard was a wreck when we moved in and believe it or not, Costco-sizes buckets of EZ Seed, then fertilizer/grub control/mag sulfate aka Epsom Salt brought it around to what it was before I moved. Of course, I drove by it recently and the dude destroyed it. Ah well, it’s his, but come on.
     
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  24. Rabid

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  25. Todd Bonzales

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  26. Duck70

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    Yeah I just think my soil is shit and need to add another inch of dirt on top of it. Only problem is that my neighbor has like 16 cats that would love a 20'x20' litter box
     
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  27. Rabid

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    Next time click on the image of the sun and mountains and then paste the link in to the pop up.
     
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  28. Todd Bonzales

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  29. dump

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    marcus has always had a nice yard like that tho
     
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  30. TDintheCorner

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    Finally finished and moved in about 3 weeks ago. Just now getting around to posting the before and after pics. Forgot to take a before picture of the garage :facepalm:

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  31. WillySaliba

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    looks great! Really like the door color and also that floor behind it.
     
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  32. TDintheCorner

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    :blush: Thanks. You wouldn't believe how hard that shit was to find.
     
  33. WillySaliba

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    Where’d you come across that? Also just noticed you have a gigantic rat in your house.
     
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  34. TDintheCorner

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  35. NoNatty

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    that’s a gorgeous remodel.
     
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  36. TDintheCorner

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    We tried to stay as close to the mid-century style as we could while somewhat updating everything. We had to push back on a lot of contractors/consultants pushing the farm house style on us.
     
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  37. texasraider

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    not my style at all but would have done the same thing with that house. It screamed mid century modern. Great job
     
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  38. TDintheCorner

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    It wasn't mine initially either but I came around on it. Still hope to find a good craftsman one of these days.
     
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  39. EMAW FC

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    that mid century modern >>>>

    :dennard:
     
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  40. Todd Bonzales

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    thunderstruck , I forgot to mention — do you have a Costco membership? If so, I’m just blowing hot air, but if not:

    -sign up for an executive membership
    -get their visa (comes with six months 0%
    -get a quote from who they push for A/C (usually Lennox)
    -use other quotes to knock that down
    -earn money on you credit card, membership, AND they usually offer a 10% value gift card with your purchase, so they would be giving you back $500-$600 in Costco funds

    I regret not doing this for HVAC and water treatment, I just never thought to. Feels like a no-brainer.
     
  41. thunderstruck

    thunderstruck I'm a Boss

    I’m seeing if AHS will pay for anything before I open my check book. Back to waiting on their shitty vendor.

    The unit for the upstairs works fine so we’ve been sleeping up there, I’m just worried that with all the hot air rising (open foyer) that it will run more than it should and wear out. It’s just as old as the downstairs unit.
     
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  42. Duck70

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    Good on you, that mid-century modern looks great and the farmhouse style is so fucking played out. TBH I always hated it, always seemed like something some basic white girl named Braxlee or Kayhtee ate up.

    "Live Laugh Love"
     
  43. Lyrtch

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    living in Oregon has made me hate Craftsman homes
     
  44. Duck70

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    What? how?
     
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  45. Beachy Toast

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  46. Lyrtch

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    mainly because Portlands housing issues stem largely from people complaining their CRAFTSMAN neighborhood or HISTORICAL CRAFTSMAN homes will be pushed out

    good, they're ugly,
     
  47. Duck70

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    Easily my favorite homes are beautifully maintained craftsmen homes, Portland does have many of those. Eugene has more diamonds in the rough, in which my imagination runs wild about how I would renovate it.

    Yeah Portlanders are extra cunty about their HISTORICAL neighborhoods, its lame to a point. At least a bunch of those homes are adding ADU's in the backyard.
     
  48. TDintheCorner

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    This opinion is really, really bad fyi.

    I looked hard for one in Athens but they're are like a total of six of them in the entire county and they're all about $800k. :tebow:
     
  49. Duck70

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    The best homes, buildings and public works projects that we have ever built in this country were built in the 1920's and its not even close.
     
  50. CF3234

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