Home Buyin/Maintenance Thread - Where most of us are 30ish but act 47. Oh, and fuck home inspectors

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  1. a.tramp

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    No, got the pictures of that last night simply by saying give me a pic of your butthole.
     
  2. blind dog

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    Despite me calling water company yesterday to make sure they wouldn’t turn water off, they fucking did. While interior is being cleaned. Won’t turn it back on until tomorrow bc “they have no record I called”

    I hate people
     
  3. Boo MFer!

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    The anxiety/bullshit around stopping/starting utilities is insane. How can something so seemingly simple be such a headache?
     
  4. blind dog

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    My realtor went out there and took manhole cover off and turned it back on :)
     
  5. blind dog

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    Will get you a pic tonight

    He said he had to replace circuit board. The black cover shown in pic had been broken off for a long time and he speculated sun caused the damage bc screen was fried. I don’t know and don’t know this guy, he was hired by sellers
     
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  6. Long Ball Larry

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    Kitchen reno complete. New counters, floors, cabinets, and backsplash. Let’s try out this new image uploader. These pics are right when we moved in, after painting cabinets ourselves, and recent renovations.
     

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  7. Doc Louis

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    Did the cabinet work over the microwave yourself?
     
  8. Long Ball Larry

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    Moving the vent? They did that in this recent job because of the cabinets going all the way up to the ceiling now.
     
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  9. Boo MFer!

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    Damn, looks really good. The herringbone pattern inset over the cooktop is the tits.
     
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  10. Long Ball Larry

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    That was my only real input :smug:
     
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  11. Long Ball Larry

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    You can’t really tell in the photos i posted, but the floors might be my favorite new update.
    When we moved in, 1/2 the house was carpeted. Before we moved in, we did a bunch of things, one of which was pulling up the carpet and refinishing the red oak floors and underneath. The previous owners renovated the kitchen in like 2000 and installed bamboo floors. Between refinishing the floors, installing floors in the living room, gutting two bathrooms, and painting, doing the kitchen floors, as well as staining the dining room and front room to exactly match the new floors wasn’t a priority.
    So, when we decided to do the kitchen, installing new floors in the kitchen and refinishing the floors in the dining room and front room to tie everything together was a priority.

    The other really nice new addition is the peninsula with seating for two that hides our trash cans underneath.
     

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  12. Rabid

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    It is so nice I almost wish the whole backsplash was herring bone now.

    That and the floors really stood out.
     
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  13. Boo MFer!

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    Starting a new build in August and I really want to do white subway tile in a herringbone pattern.
     
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  14. Rabid

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    I’m a sucker for Carrara marble.
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  15. Boo MFer!

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    Yeah, that’s a good looking ‘splash.
     
  16. Duck70

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    Im debating if i should do my bathroom floor in hex Carrara marble or just an off white white. Love the look of Carrara.
     
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  17. buy_dont_lease

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    Do the marble. We have a marble hex (not Carrara) and it looks great. We also initially considered a matte white hex.
     
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  18. Baron

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    Lilo the roofer and his homeboy came out last night to quote me on a roof. $3k dollars he said, you want it done Sunday? lol God bless him.
     
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  19. ned's head

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    got a quote to replace my two water heaters - $3500 for two tanks vs. $5k for one tankless. they recommended a brand that I didn't see much on: state. this one specifically. any thoughts on this brand? how difficult is the annual maintenance to do for an fsu grad?

    lechnerd
     
  20. bigred77

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    State is a very well known brand of water heater
     
  21. a.tramp

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    Known for what though?
     
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  22. bigred77

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    For making water heaters Avi
     
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  23. lechnerd

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    I have a Rinnai and love it.

    I have a pretty detailed how to on tankless water heater maintenance that can be found here:

     
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  24. Det. Frank Bullitt

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    hello friends. About to enter the home buying market.

    Approx how many lenders did you shop before you made a decision?
     
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  25. blind dog

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    First call Quicken. Once you reach someone tell them to fuck off and hang up. I used a highly rated local guy, don't think I could have gotten much better of a rate and he was awesome handling shit so I could take care of other things
     
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  26. DriveByBBQ

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    I designed and installed PV arrays in a previous career path. Congrats on the system.
     
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  27. Beachy Toast

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    Looks great.
     
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  28. One Two

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    I have a text thread with my other yard work and home improvement inclined friends and during the summer 90% of the conversation is us following storms on radar maps in our area and cheering for "free water"
     
  29. Degausser

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    Looks great. What subway tile did you go with? We're going to do our backsplash and shower with it, and there are so many options at different price points for what look like the same thing.
     
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  30. tigr2ndbase

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    Closed today. Feels great to be back in debt and throwing money at everything. Here’s to home ownership.
     
  31. DriveByBBQ

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    We closed about two months ago, ran the amortization tables and it made more sense to take the lower rate with PMI, so we did.

    All the draft docs included PMI.

    Get to the closing table and the PMI line item is blank. We don’t say shit, sign, and move on.

    Fast forward to last week, the closing attorney asks us to come back and sign new docs that include PMI.

    We delayed and consulted a different closing attorney who is a mutual acquaintance. We come to the conclusion we’re going to end up paying it because we only put 10% down and planned on signing the new docs Monday.

    Monday comes and the closing att. sends an email saying the bank said don’t worry about signing anything else.

    Payment scheduled for next month doesn’t show any PMI so we’re going to keep whistling past the graveyard.

    The only reason I can think of that they’re not clawing back the PMI is they’ve already packaged and sold our mortgage and the juice isn’t worth the squeeze to try and unring that bell. Or someone fucked up and they’re covering their ass.

    I’m squirreling away the would be PMI dollars in a separate account in the event they try to make me retroactively pay that shit down the road. (Which would be asinine assuming we make all our payments on time moving forward) and the avoided PMI expense is going towards our principle at the end of the year.

    Banking colleague told me if you make one extra payment per year towards principle, you’ll pay your note off 7 years early. I haven’t checked the math but it sounds right.
     
  32. Long Ball Larry

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    Plain white, no bezel, texture, or anything like that.
     

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  33. Degausser

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    Awesome, thanks. I already wanted to go herringbone for the accent strip in the shower, but you've got me wanting it over the cooktop too. Looks so good.
     
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  34. Boo MFer!

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    The corporate speak thread called and wants this paragraph back.
     
  35. DriveByBBQ

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    Yeah it’s lazy cliche but the message was conveyed without delving into the specifics of untangling mortgage backed securities for a relatively nominal amount. I thought “whistling past the graveyard” was nice touch too.
     
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  36. comrade static

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    I would argue that you are better off taking that money and doing a return of premium life insurance policy for 20 years. If you happen to die, the life insurance policy can pay off the mortgage (and maybe more) and if you win the 20 year race (most likely) you can take that lump sum and pay down the loan or pay it off depending on the balance.
     
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  37. DriveByBBQ

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    Yeah but my TVM instincts tell me to allocate those dollars towards the elimination of interest expense with a sense of purpose. Not saying it’s right or wrong but I’m skeptical of insurance guys masquerading as “financial advisors”, mostly due to anecdotal personal experience.
     
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  38. comrade static

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    I get that. The key is at least you are doing something.

    Your interest expense is tax deductible. Rates are pretty low right now. It’s a great time to borrow someone else’s money.

    Debt isn’t a bad thing if used properly and responsibly.

    At the end of the day, it’s about learning what options are out there for your situation and then deciding what is best for you.
     
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  39. Aaron Nevilles Pet Tick

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    Our house hits the market tomorrow. Unplanned move. I have no clue what to expect. Prayers to the home sales gods.
     
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  40. bigred77

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    I hate plumbing

    That is all
     
  41. Louis Holth

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    Let’s talk about it
     
  42. bigred77

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    Suddenly last night the kitchen sink stopped draining
    Tried a coat hanger down the drain....nothing
    Wife switches on the disposal, water and some nasty stuff starts filling the hall bath sink

    Luckily/unluckily my house is pier and beam with 6' tall crawlspace/ unfinished basement, so I can see most of the pipes, and I can see that the hall bath sink and kitchen sink tie together upstream of pretty much everything else in the house, so I know pretty much right where the clog is
    Just cant get to it

    This morning i run to HD to get a coupling and things to open the pipe up and run the snake down from the basement thinking that will be better than pulling the p-trap and having a sink full of muck to try and catch from inside the cabinet

    Well that part wasn't all that bad, get the pipe opened up, start running the snake and bump the upstream side of the pipe trying to push the snake and I hear a crack
    Fucking pipe broke out of the glued elbow directly under the kitchen sink

    I swear to all that is holy it is impossible to do any simple plumbing task with only one trip to Home Depot
     
  43. Louis Holth

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    My man I couldn’t change a fucking light bulb without at least two trips to HD. My wife jokes about how many times I’ll have to go back for shit.
     
  44. nofatchildren - cissp

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    Had planned to go to do some things tonight, but decided I'd install an ecobee smart thermostat in my new place before I left. You know how that goes...ended up taking up my entire night.

    The furnace is pretty new, so I figured I was good, but nope. The wire heading up to the old thermostat only had four wires, but was spliced to a five wire line in the wall so it looked like I had the C-wire available for use at the furnace, but it wasn't available at the thermostat.

    I could've used the power extender that comes with ecobees I guess, but that's not my style. My first ever house once had an old furnace and it had all sorts of shit dangling off it to keep it running with more modern accessories, and it was just a giant nightmare.

    Had to run to Lowe's and buy new 5-wire line, then fish it downstairs through the wall. Was a pain in the ass, but I've now installed Nests/Ecobees in two of my houses, along with my mom's house, and I always love that feeling of turning the power switch back on at the furnace and then heading upstairs and seeing the new thermostat has power and is actually working.
     
  45. Doc Louis

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    They couldn't make you sign pmi once that loan closed and was out of recision. You really lucked out on that. Usually they'd review the docs and rerun them for a correct signing. Good job not saying shit about it.
     
  46. DriveByBBQ

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    So you think we’re in the clear?
     
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  47. Doc Louis

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    It might go on your permanent record that school teachers threatened you with but otherwise yeah.
     
  48. Druce

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    Loan closer fucked up and the lender has to eat the cost. Good for you. For as many people as I know at a couple large companies, I considered asking for a similar fuck up (but on purpose) when I bought my house.
     
  49. LeVar Burton

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    Paid a guy to come over Friday night and mount 3 tvs 3 along the slanted wall and one in the living room above the fireplace. He knocked it out of the park! Glad I paid for it to be done!
     
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  50. Boo MFer!

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    Pics or GTFO!