Home Buyin/Maintenance Thread - Where most of us are 30ish but act 47. Oh, and fuck home inspectors

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  1. Tiger Tiger Woods Y'all

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  2. Degausser

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    We have cedar columns as well. I've been going around checking each of them and no signs of bee damage yet.
     
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  3. SugarShaun

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    Those look too small for carpenter bees. We had them and the holes were much larger
     
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  4. Degausser

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    I caught the fucker in the act
     
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  5. bigred77

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    I think cedar being exposed to the elements is fine as it's much more naturally resistant to moisture damage as well as insect damage
    Cedar is hard to keep looking nice and fresh for a long time when exposed to the elements though

    Shit like stained 1/4" plywood (bead board) sure looks nice at first
     
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  6. AptosDuck

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    Our whole house has exterior redwood siding
     
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  7. bigred77

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    Again, redwood is much like cedar
    It's much more suited to standing up to the elements
    Plywood and what looks like Whitewood crown molding in Degausser s picture, are not suited for outdoor use
     
  8. bigred77

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    Of course, my home had Masonite siding when I bought it
    That was a manufactured siding product that everyone thought was great when it came out, but turned out its fucking trash and only lasts 10 years or so before rotting away, so they don't even make it anymore.
     
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  9. AptosDuck

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    Coastal CA is pretty mild when it comes to the elements too

    We restained the house in 2004, and it's time to do it again

    We added on an upstairs master suite in 2005 and it was tough finding tight grain redwood siding to match the existing, and the painter had fun trying to match the new to the old since the same stain on different age siding looks different
     
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  10. Snakes

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    Found a carpenter bee drilling into our 3 month old swing set/fort. I used spray foam and filled the hole with him straight in it. Anything else to do to prevent them?
     
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  11. ned's head

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    Idk, but it sure seems like you've sent a message to the rest of those fuckers
     
  12. kentucky_dawg

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    Can posts (6x6s) be swapped out as needed, even on a second story deck? Asking for a friend.
     
  13. PAHokie

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    Not exactly sure what you’re asking about.
     
  14. kentucky_dawg

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    Like if a single post starts to rot out, is it able to be replaced without tearing out the rest of the deck, individually. We just moved into a house with a second story deck and one of the posts looks to be in not so great shape.
     
  15. PAHokie

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    Oh yeah for sure. The how could be a few difference way, but I can’t think of something that would keep it from being replaced individually.
     
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  16. kentucky_dawg

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    Cool, thanks. Have been having anxiety over how much that may potentially cost me down the road. Just wasn't sure how feasible it was given how high up the deck is.
     
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  17. bigred77

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    Can you tell us approximately how long your existing deck has been there ?

    There's way to many desk jockeys (and wives of desk jockey) in this thread second guessing everything
     
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    Such as?
     
  19. bigred77

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    Hardi board is the most popular at the moment

    Rock and brick of course

    Vinyl is actually a viable option if done well
     
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  20. pperc

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    I’m thinking as an alternative to the porch cover underneath layer like he has that looks just as good
     
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  21. NDfanPSUgrad

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    How do you control clover mites?
     
  22. GoodForAnother

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    as someone who has been on and around EMAW FC's dick, I mean deck multiple times, it is fine. way too many people playing Mike Holmes in here
     
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    Nothing looks like stained bead board that I know of

    There is probably something out there that costs a bunch more and will give that look, but like I said, I'm not in residential construction
     
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    When you have wife's of engineers weighting in, you know you're gunna have a good time
     
  25. EMAW FC

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    No clue. Bought the house summer 2017. It was looking kinda beat up then. My guess is like 15 years old
     
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  26. Lyrtch

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    dated all our appliances after continuing to fiddle with the dishwasher, all '08

    urge to just replace all the kitchen appliances rising. surprised how highly rated basically everything GE is, oddly everyone in my family owns Bosch dishwashers and loves them too.
     
  27. Name P. Redacted

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    Don’t get EMAW FC started on mike holmes
     
  28. WillySaliba

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    Neighbor has wooden columns on their porch. They also have the most annoying fucking woodpecker that loves it. I would have killed that fucker long ago.
     
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  29. ned's head

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    Buying a house while prepping one for sale with a pregnant wife and a 2 year old who is potty training, transitioning to a bed, and sick from being away from daycare for a year is NOT as glamorous as it sounds
     
  30. REGGNECK

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    Add change of jobs , you got the Trifecta of stress...
     
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  31. theregionsitter

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    selling a house is painful, luckily your house will probably sell in 2 mins once on the market
     
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  32. Russellin4885

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    Don't know anything about clover mites but have been fighting a war against spider mites for last two years. What are they on?
     
  33. NDfanPSUgrad

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    I noticed they were inside on the side glass panes around my front door. Resealed just about everything but in the last week they have been multiplying. All over the front of my house. I pressure washed them yesterday. Going to see how this week is and probably get some pest control. I was hoping for a quick fix. They are a nuisance but when you crush them they leave behind a red residue.
     
  34. Russellin4885

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    Different situation than mine. I have a row of emerald green arborvitaes that a couple years ago I noticed were looking weird. Took me a while to figure out what was going on, eventually figured out it was spider mites but I ended up losing 4 of them. I have tried some pretty hardcore pesticides myself and nothing has gotten rid of them. Now I just know that sometime in early spring they'll start up and I'll hit them with this spider mite spray from lowes, that'll slow them down. Then every 3 days or so I go out and spray the trees down with the jet setting from my hose. Apparently they are slow and the hose knocks them off and takes them a while to get back on and start eating again. None of that is probably super helpful but good luck cause if clover mites are anything like spider mites they are some tough son of bitches.
     
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  35. Open Carry

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    It’s already sold, he just doesn’t know it yet
     
  36. Imurhuckleberry

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  37. The Blackfish

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    My septic tank is backing up into my yard

    :awshucks:
     
  38. Imurhuckleberry

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    In first with it sounds like you're gonna have a shitty day.
     
  39. The Blackfish

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    More like a shitty week. First I can get someone to come out here is this coming Friday. Most companies I called were 2 weeks out.
     
  40. NoNatty

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    Did our final walk through yesterday afternoon. Sellers left a bunch of stuff we want, including the riding mower and $2,000 projector.

    Walked the property and it started to hit us how much maintenance is going to be required. We’re now thinking about sub leasing the back 1.5 acres a friend to grow hemp or weed just so we don’t have to deal with it.
     
  41. UncleJesse

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    More like bee board now, lmao.
     
  42. Funshot Residue

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    Beedbored imo
     
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  43. BayouMafia

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    this is incredible posting
     
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  44. ned's head

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    Appraisal on the house we bought with a $60k appraisal waiver came back $5k over the purchase price :gocho:

    But only because they took off $15k for the janky ass foundation :warn:
     
  45. Snakes

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    yep. i had to get mine inspected before i closed and i had trouble finding anyone within a couple of weeks. absolutely sucks that every house in our town is on a septic.
     
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  46. Imurhuckleberry

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    Thank you BayouMafia . I was disappointed in the lack of likes for this.
     
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  47. BayouMafia

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    sorry bud. This is largely an illiterate bunch, but they have good hearts
     
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  49. Snakes

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    I think lumber settles somewhere between where it is now and where it was. I would be shocked if we saw last years prices anytime soon.