Home Buyin/Maintenance Thread - Where most of us are 30ish but act 47. Oh, and fuck home inspectors

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  1. Pharm

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    Guys it was my flapper. Feel like bob villa right now
     
  2. ned's head

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    Remember to take pics and mope with the rest of us losers ITT. You'll make it through ok if you adopt the philosophy that money isn't real and it's just a series of ledger entries that become irrelevant upon death
     
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  3. drewru

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    This is exactly the outlook I’ve been looking for. Bless you sir.
     
  4. PAHokie

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    So I have the opposite problem. I can’t get the lever to pull up. I have what I guess is a “Mansfield” toilet it’s like this.
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    The original handles have all stopped because the suction/water weight is too much. Makeshift screwed the arm and handle together and that’s worked on 2 of my 4 toilets but the others broke again. No clue how to fix this, literally can’t flush the damn thing with the lever.
     
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  5. Det. Frank Bullitt

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    what is the $/sq ft on your purchase? What are you coming from?
     
  6. drewru

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    It’s about $850/sq ft, which I know sounds nuts, and it is, but it’s a smaller home and it’s in one of the better neighborhoods in Berkeley with convenient access to shops and transit. I made it sound like it was just the wife that loves the place, but in truth, I was pretty enamored with it too. I just didn’t think our offer was going to be enough so I made sure to not get too attached to the place.

    We’re currently renting in Berk, but prior to moving here, were renting in historic DT Jersey city. My intention was to keep renting- too strong of a seller’s market for me, but trying to find a decent place to rent here hard enough. Add in the rent moratorium and there’s less rental inventory than sales and the difference between rent and a mortgage isn’t that big.
     
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  7. Det. Frank Bullitt

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    My brother just paid $300 (or maybe it was fully $315-320) for Boise and that blew my mind. an average home/neighborhood/location in general.

    May God have mercy on your finances.
     
  8. drewru

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    Finances? What are those?

    In reality, it shouldn’t change too much. We’ve been paying some pretty hefty rent since we moved in together. As long as we stay DINK things should be okay ::punches self in the nuts::
     
  9. ned's head

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    Goddamn California, you wild
     
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  10. drewru

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    Agreed. But it still beats living in most states imo.
     
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  11. drewru

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    Btw, showed this to the wife and she almost choked laughing so hard. Bravo.
     
  12. drewru

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    Frank, where are you located and what’s the average price per? Asking in case I go with the fake my own death option.
     
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  13. Doc Louis

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    Come on Oakland isn't that bad
     
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  14. Det. Frank Bullitt

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    DFW.

    For our purchase in 2019, we didn't have to look hard at all to get $167 next to a super desirable elementary school. I see $134 (untouched since 60s supposedly), $149, $152, and $184, and $215 as the 5 closest listings in our 'hood. I'm guessing those sampling of listings have been passed over for a reason/listed for a decent period, as they seem lower than average.

    If the markets keeps rising, It seems reasonable we might be looking at $250-$300 by the time we would be shopping for middle schools. Your 850 figure makes that range seem *quite* more palatable.

    More broadly: Zillow has our zip's 12 month forecast at +19.2%. I've had the same automated emails coming in since 2019, for a variety of Austin and DFW zips, that have been consistently showing expected 12 month forecasts of +8% ~ +11%. FWIW
     
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  15. AptosDuck

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    We're $770/sqft here in Aptos/REM

    What shops are you close to? General area?
     
  16. drewru

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    Thousand Oaks. A couple blocks from Solano.
     
  17. AptosDuck

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    Nice area. Wife's grandparents lived on Kingston in Kensington for 50 years
     
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  18. Pharm

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    I bought @154, 850 is absurd
     
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  19. a.tramp

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    I bought @ $88/sq ft and just did a refi @$233/sq ft. It fucking rocks to be handy.
     
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  20. ned's head

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    Sold at $248/ft in a newer neighborhood deep in the DFW suburbs

    Bought at $224/ft in a much older neighborhood that is closer to the city. Finding a good school district in you're actually in Dallas is a challenge, so that undoubtedly raised our price.
     
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  21. PAHokie

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    Bought at $176 in 2017 and Zestiamte is $249. No improvements made.
     
  22. Baron

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    Have a guy coming out this morning to give me a quote on "lining" the main line where it has roots coming in. Fully expecting to get bent over.
     
  23. Det. Frank Bullitt

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    I was quoted a range of like $3700-$4300 (depending on factors they won't know till they dig) to replace the main run from the city meter to our home. I think he pencilled in 75 feet.
     
  24. dump

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    yeah but you’re in an area that hasnt been totally fucked by rich people with no taste that all like the same boring ass boxes

    priceless
     
  25. IV

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    We have an inspection on a home we are buying today, I look forward to updating you all on the saga of the house my wife didn’t like once all the dust settles
     
  26. a.tramp

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    Dumpy, literally all houses in my hood have an almost identical floor plan. Actually there are about 3 floor plans and then the option to have those individual plans flipped to have the rooms on the opposite side of the house. They are 50 year old boring ass boxes that young people are buying and updating but very cookie-cutter.
     
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  27. dump

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    yeah but they have charm and character
     
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  28. Baron

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    did they replace the actual pipe or line it?
     
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  29. IV

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    pretty good quote IMO
     
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  30. ButchCassidy

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    I need to get a quote for a new electrical panel, as well as running electricity for a EV charger. The electricity in our house is terrible, and I believe our panel is currently maxed out.

    I also need to get my garage door fixed so I can get a car into the garage, lol.
    My FIL is more than willing to install a new spring, but I refuse to allow it. Fuck those things.
     
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  31. drewru

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    So, older neighborhood cheaper? I feel like it’s the opposite here generally. Older = pricier. Our place was built in 1925. Had a structural engineer take a look at it, since being that old, the house has seen some earthquakes. Turns out everything looked okay but he also told me there was about $1M worth of old growth lumber in the house. So instead of faking my own death, my back up plan now is to part out my house to pay for it. I think it’s a great plan.

    At the open house, the realtor kept telling anyone who would listen that the school district is where Kamala went to grade school. I for sure thought someone with kids was going to wildly overbid. Schools here are everything.
     
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  32. drewru

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    Good luck!
     
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  33. Det. Frank Bullitt

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    Replacement. We have throughput aka volume (and pressure?) issues.
     
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  34. Struggler

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    $388 to $788/sqft in 8 years. Bay Area has been on a crazy run up
     
  35. ned's head

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    The majority of the homes in my area were built in the 60s and 70s and are in need of work, whereas my last neighborhood was more updated. I imagine all of the old homes in your area have had the custom woodwork restored and the gold replated on the toilets already
     
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  36. drewru

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    Plating? I’m not moving to Oakland.
     
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  37. Baron

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    $5500 all in to line roughly 30ft of pipe ($5500 is the min. charge). fuck.
     
  38. BUstang

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    Well boys, time to shit out a lot of money


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  39. ned's head

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    Is that going to have a fridge without a freezer on one side and a freezer without a fridge on the other?
     
  40. ned's head

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    Met with another GC with some good design ideas on the master bath. Not sure if I'll be able to stomach the price tag on a house that's outdated in so many other areas. Should be an interesting debate with the wife that will be no doubt clear eyed and rational
     
  41. BUstang

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    Yes.

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  42. ned's head

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    Interesting; never seen something like that. Hopefully those are common enough to not be like entertainment consoles/built-ins of 20 years ago. I remember talking to lots of folks who had boxed themselves in to 30 inch tvs because of those :laugh:
     
  43. Tommy Jefferson

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    This looks badass, congrats! The liquor/coffee bar would be great.

    Are you planning to install a stovetop with a pop up exhaust fan? We love our stove on the island except when the house fills with smoke when we’re trying to sear something.
     
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  44. BUstang

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    It's pretty typical when you get into Subzero, Wolf, Miele etc products. They're both 30" so it's a ton of room.
     
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  45. BUstang

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    No because it is an induction cooktop. Not necessary. I'll grill stuff like that outside.
     
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  46. Lyrtch

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    That's like, 100k right

    And I feel like I'm being conservative
     
  47. ned's head

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    Perfect. Looks great; can't wait to see the finished product
     
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  48. pperc

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    Closer to 200 depending on where he lives
     
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  50. BUstang

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    Opening it up. Hoping we get it done for 150k.